Partly Parson's
A/N: So we've actually managed to get four chapters up in three days. For some reason we aren't getting reviews though. I know it seems like we're beating a dead horse hear but it would really be nice to hear from y'all. In an attempt to get the story out there, we have decided to put it up under both our pen names, so it's now under KhaoticSoul and thedreamofanangel on Fanfiction. Hopefully it will be validated soon on twilighted under dreamsofanangel so you guys can see it there and recommend it there too! As always, we love you guys who read and would like to say thank you to Gravy's bff for the review.
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Jasper's POV:
Partying with the Cullen siblings is the shit! I mean come one, who wouldn't want to be Edward "fuck me" Cullen's, as the girls around town so lovingly call him, best friend. The fact that his sister was walking sex wasn't so bad either. No, I am in no way attracted to Rosie, but where there is one fine woman, there are usually several fine women around that she calls her friends. She says we can't mess with them, and so we won't. Eddie boy and I have our ways of getting the chicks to come to us, that way after we hit and quit, particularly Tanya and Irina, who want it anyway, Rosie can't be mad cause it was all their idea. Rosalie woke us up at an ungodly hour this morning screaming about buying a new outfit and shit, and being back in time for the day party, that apparently I could neither get out of, nor come to stoned or drunk. My life is sucking like a new born calf right now.
So here we are in Express Men's buying new black slacks, Rosie's orders, and dress shirts. I bought a fitted long sleeve button down shirt, it was called aquarius or some shit like that, I spotted this checkered skinny tie in the same blue and white. Rosie would be proud. Pair that with a black belt and my kick ass black chucks and I'm all set. Edward was a different story though. That man shops like a woman, trying shit on and everything. Finally after another twenty minutes in that store Edward decided on the same pair of black slacks I did, I had been telling him he would since I grabbed us each a pair, and a simple black button down shirt. He picked a blue, white, and green plaid tie. I convinced Eddie to come buy new black chucks with me and we were done with the shopping. We did decide to get a haircut and even a shave, those barber shops are amazing. They massage your neck and everything.
Rosalie's POV:
We were finally ready and I heard Edward and Jasper come in about ten minutes ago. I was dressed in a Lipsy dress. It had a black corset empire waist with a ruffled pencil skirt bottom. I was just slipping on my black Brian Atwood shoes when I heard the boys knocking. "Come on in." I called as I walked over to my bureau to get out my diamond and pearl drop earrings and ivory pearl necklace. "Jazzy, will you?" I asked holding my necklace out to him. "Anything for you Rosie." He said with a cheesy grin. They think I don't know what they are up to. Them and the girls. I do of course, they want a last "hoorah" and my friends will suit them just fine. Well, whatever, as long as nobody comes bitching to me when all is said and done and they have more on their hands with Tanya and Irina than they expect. I tried to warn them.
Tanya came out of my bathroom wearing a red VIP dress. Ok I mean, really? Red, to a day function? Whatever, it's her neck she's putting out there. She borrowed my Alti black leather pumps, she better not ruin them, they're my favorite. She also borrowed my coral and black onyx cluster earrings, and my baroque goddess joli with black onyx and red zircon and garnet necklace. I wouldn't let her wear my real shit, she has sticky fingers. Irina on the other hand, was just a little misguided. She was easily persuaded out of a skin tight black pencil dress, thank God! Instead, she wore a teal Eucalyptus silk dress with a black satin tie at the waist and a draped bottom. Very classy! She put on a pair of Luxlux black sling back open toed heels and some vintage teal drop earrings. She finished her look with a teal beaded necklace by Last Chance.
My hair was pulled back in a tight knot at the nape of my neck and cascaded gracefully down my shoulder and I went easy on the make-up, for the day party at least. Irina pulled her hair up in a really pretty French twist and she followed my lead with the make-up. Tanya, she was always so …I don't know… over the top? She curled her hair in tight ringlets and let them fall over the course of the day, that's it! She didn't pull it away from her face or anything and OMG, she put on wayyyyy to much make-up. I'm not saying shit though… maybe Eddie won't want to sleep with her if she looks like white trash. What am I thinking, of course he will! He hasn't been with anybody since he was a sophomore and Katie Anderson broke his heart. We don't talk about her though, which is why he doesn't know I went out the night she broke up with him and found her. Let's just say that bitch wasn't so cute for a long ass time when I was done whooping her ass. Eddie dances around the subject of his love life, but he has everybody convinced he's a Mack daddy playa!
My mom called us down a few minutes later, insisting Edward, Jasper and I stand by the door and greet our guests. Jasper had taken a place in our family, he was all but blood. Mom and Dad had given him a credit card and a car for his sixteenth birthday. Jasper is great, but his family doesn't like him much, they think he's stuck up because he got into the best private school the state has to offer. Well up theirs, I say. Jazzy and Edward are going to be amazing artists and hopefully they will get a degree in something along the way to fall back on. Anyway, we stood there like three siblings, behaving and accepting congratulations and gifts graciously.
The party was great, and the food was ok too. I won't recommend that caterer to anybody we know, I'll have to make sure she knows later, after the party, I don't want spit in my food. Thankfully the party ended soon and the rentals left, after locking the liquor cabinet, as usual. Little did they know, we had ways around that issue.
The five of us stood by the back door as my parents made their way down the drive way. Once we couldn't see their car anymore we ran into the kitchen to watch the security cameras. The black Mercedes finally exited the gates and made a left hand turn. We waited a few more minutes, watching to see if they would turn back, but as usual they didn't and we were free to really party! Tanya, Irina and I turned to look at each other squealed and ran up the stairs. On my way up I turned to look at Edward and Jasper "Don't forget to call Marcus and lock down the alcohol details." I yelled and dashed into my room. Once I was in my room I decided to take a shower because I want to wear my hear straight. "T, Irina, I'm gonna shower cause I wanna wear my hair straight tonight and need to wash it. Go ahead and start getting dressed." I called from my shower. I quickly showered and began to work on my hair. One hour and ten minutes later my hair was finally dry and perfectly pin straight. Irina decided to take her hair out of her elegant French twist and let it flow down her back in natural waves, Tanya on the other hand, re-curled her hair! Yeah, she did! When I asked her why in the sweet Jesus she did, she gave me some excuse about "Eddie-boo" complimenting it. I am at least one hundred percent sure that IF Edward complimented her hair he was being extremely sarcastic. Edward hates gaudiness and he's gonna hate that new nickname even more. Ha-ha serves him right.
After making a total mockery of her hair, Tanya tried to get Irina to let her do her make-up. "Tanya, I don't want to wear my make-up the way you wear yours." Irina insisted. "Irina, if you want Jasper to even look twice at you, you need some help dear, we all know I am way prettier than you." Tanya snapped back, while pulling out her make-up kit. "Excuse me, I told y'all both to quit fucking with my brother and his best friend, who by the way is just like a brother to me." I quickly added. "Tanya, you need to realize where the hell you are at, and watch what you are saying, because am I most certainly more pretty, charming, sexy, and wealthy than you will ever be. If you so much as look at me and Irina the wrong way tonight, I will send you right back to that lame ass house you call home. Are we clear?" I asked her to make sure she did not try anything stupid tonight. "Yeah I hear you, Rose, Don't be so dramatic, I was just trying to help her out a little." Tanya said softly.
We were just about ready to go down stairs and get the party going, but had to add a few accessories to what we were wearing. Tanya was wearing a H&M black lace bustier, with a Mura tight painted mini skirt, and thick black Rift Valley belt with a gold clasp. She was borrowing my black open heels with gold studs on the toe and instep, and a pair of apple bottom bamboo hoop earrings that are black. It was very… well Tanya, to say the least. On a good note, Irina looked amazing in her Forever 21, red and black flannel shirt dress, with a cute little tie around her waist. She wore the Givenchy Anaconda leather studded ankle boots I gave her for Christmas, and black, footed tights. Irina really is an amazing girl. I feel like she is a true friend so I have her a pair of Betsy Johnson, schoolgirl bowtie hoops and a Rachel Essex vintage special necklace. We didn't tell Tanya though. I was putting on my Marc by Marc Jacobs hexagonal cuff watch, and Fallon Deco carved onyx ring, to go with my Vivienne Westwood Anglomania Caroline top that's black, with a black and purple Cyclade cropped waist coat with embellishments around the arms. My shorts were a pair of distressed cut off denims in a light wash with a black double wrap stud belt. I had the chance to wear my favorite shoes, they were the Tipi black leather flat thong sandals with crystal and metal studded instep. "Ready girls?" I asked opening my bedroom door. "Let's go get those boys, Irina!" Tanya whispered thinking I couldn't hear her.
When we got down stairs Edward and Jasper had already lit up a joint and were passing it between themselves. "Hey! Share!" I said as I sat on the arm of Edward's chair and he handed me the joint next. "Rosie, you look great." Jasper said from the couch across the way, then he looked over at Tanya and his eyes bugged, I could tell he was trying to hold in a laugh. Edward hadn't even acknowledged her yet. "Tanya, you look… interesting." He snickered. "But Irina, you look delicious." He said getting up and wrapping his arms around her waist and nuzzling his head in her hair. I guess he could do worse. "Here, take a hit for me." He cooed in her ear and Irina complied with out a second thought. "Irina! What the fuck! You can't smoke pot, what if they get caught?" Tanya spat in her 'half' sister's direction. "Tanya, haven't you ever heard of "guilty by association"?" Irina asked looking at Tanya like she was stupid. "Yes." She spat back. "Well, you are already here, witnessing them smoke , so you are as guilty as the rest of us." Irina reasoned, I knew there was a reason I liked that girl. "Well, I'm not smoking." Tanya said firmly, reaching out to move me from my seat. "Excuse you? There are plenty of places to sit, and on or by my brother isn't going to be one of them. For you at least." I hissed at Tanya, keeping my place. My boys did look good, as usual. Japer was wearing one of his typical So Cal T-shirts, this one said "I just put you to the top of my to do list" and was yellow. The goofy thing wore a pair of khaki plaid drifter shorts and Sperry's. You gotta luv that man, he could make a potato sack look amazing. Edward was wearing his black Boondock Saints t-shirt I got him for Christmas and a pair of Barracuda distressed jeans, I know cause I picked them out too, and his typical black chucks. "Hey I got you boys something." I said and walked into the kitchen and grabbed two boxes, the same shape and size. I walked back over to my guys and handed them each a box. "This is your birthday present Edward, and your congratulations present Jasper." I said and they tore into the boxes. Once they had them open they looked at me shocked. "Rosie? Really?" Jasper's eyes were huge and I think he was about to cry. "Yep, you both have appointments at Inkstop Tattoo of NYC to get your first tats! Edward your appointment is with Eddie, I thought that was fitting. Jasper yours is with Nalla. The time and date is on that paper and any tattoo you want up to two thousand dollars, for each of you, is paid for in full. I hope you like it." I said looking back and forth between the guys. "Rosie, this is…" Jasper began "A fucking Mazing!!! Thank you so much!" Edward finished and they both crushed me in a huge hug. Our little moment was interrupted by Tanya, why the hell did I say she was my friend? "Well that's great guys, but Eddie a tattoo? Really? Don't you think that's tacky?" she asked in a nasty voice. "No, I don't and yes I'm getting a tattoo!" Edward said and left for the back to head to the pool, because our guest were arriving.
Our party went off beautifully, we danced and Tanya even snagged Edward for the night, unfortunately. She was all over him, shooting every girl there dirty looks, I mean even me! WTF I don't want my brother. Whatever. It was clear also that Jasper and Irina were going to spend the evening together too, that left me all by myself. So I walked around until I saw this amazing looking piece of ass standing in front of me. His name was Frankie and let's just say we hit it off great.
The next morning we woke up with monster hang overs. I'm sure my companion wasn't ready to leave, but his face was awfully pretty and I didn't want Edward and Jasper to find him in my bed. So I woke him and shooed him out the door with a promise to call, that I would never keep. The cleaning crew was doing its thing so I went upstairs and washed my night away. When I got out of the shower Tanya and Irina were in my room. Tanya looked like she was crying. "What happened" I snapped in her direction. "Edward kicked me out as soon as he woke up." She wailed "Yeah, that's what he does when it's time to take the trash out." I hissed in her direction "Jasper didn't kick Irina out." She protested. I looked over Irina carefully. She and Jasper didn't hook up, that much was certain. They may have had a sleep over but she was a friend after all. "They didn't fuck." I said confidently. Tanya looked at her sister shocked and appalled. "I couldn't, not after Rose asked us so many times not to. I like Jasper, but I love Rose like a sister." Irina said firmly. "Well Edward and I did, and it was great. I thought he would want me to come to NYC with y'all or something." Tanya said defeated. "Hahaha…Oh wait! You really thought that! Amazing Tanya, you are an idiot. You know what, leave and don't call me anymore. I can't believe after all the times I told you to keep your nasty little hands off my brother you slept with him anyway! Go and leave my shit here!" I shouted taking steps towards her until she was out of my room and Jasper and Edward were running out of theirs to stop the cat fight. "Fine, but Edward and I will be together, we have something." She said dropping my fucking expensive shoes and walking out of my house looking like yesterday's news. "I better go with her." Irina said sadly. "Yeah, be safe. Luv ya chicka." I said and the two were gone. I turned my fury to Edward. "You just had to didn't you?" I said softly but with a fire in my voice he didn't miss. "Look , I told her no like a thousand times. She practically raped me!" Edward said and shuttered. "Were you safe?" I asked still upset "Yes! Why the hell would you ask something like that?" Edward said offended. "Edward, she is a crazy bitch. She may have an STD or more likely she'll get knocked up and try to stick you with it and her!" I screeched now upset he was mad at ME! "I'm sorry Rosie." He said defeated. "It will be fine Edward. Go pack we are leaving tomorrow. Our plane leaves here at eleven so we have to be at the airport by at least nine in the morning. I don't wanna run late either so we don't get bumped back to coach." I said ending in a shiver. "Ok Rosie." Edward and Jasper said in unison and I turned for my room.
Edward's POV:
How the hell do things like this happen to me? I mean come on! I told that girl No like a million times. She was dressed like a three dollar hooker from sunset boulevard. Gross. And that nick name "Eddie-Boo"? I thought I was gonna die. When she came into my room last night I thought she was somebody else. I had been talking to this girl, Krystal, she was nice, pretty, she seemed NORMAL, unlike Tanya. Rosie was right about her, she is odd and way too clingy. But I fucked her anyway, if you can call it that. Really I just laid there and let her have at it. I'm sure it will be the very last time I see her. Yes, I made sure I used a condom, in fact I doubled that shit up, just in case she went all crazy and poked a hole in the one she gave me. The sex was…well it was downright nasty. She sweats like a whore in church on Easter morning. Yeah, I will never be letting that happen again.
But now she's gone, thanks to my wonderful sister, and I can pack in peace. Jasper left right after the "scene" in the game room. Rosie was about to open up a can of whoop ass on Tanya that nobody's ever seen before. I was worried we weren't going to be able to stop her from wrecking her already bad face. So we packed and our rentals came home later that night and we all had a family supper, including Jasper. He brought all his stuff over when he was done packing. We were leaving our cars here for a while, cause freshmen had to live on campus and we wouldn't need them. Next semester though, we were going to get an apartment, probably on the upper east side, no thanks to Rosalie. I would love to live grungy, and cheap. It strengthens your music. But anyway, that won't happen and no use crying over something that won't come around.
We made it to bed early, and sober and amazingly we woke up on time. Rose was so proud of us. We were at the airport at nine on the dot, we checked in and had some breakfast. At ten the flight started boarding, so we made our way to the plane and got settled in. The flight was seven hours, not too bad. We had to remember that once we landed the time changes so it will be about seven tonight before we get there.
The plane ride was uneventful and we finally landed, got our luggage and made our way to look for the car Carlisle and Esme rented for us. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a mess of beautiful brown hair, it was almost a chestnut color. So I turned my head and looked at the woman the hair belonged to. She was standing next to a small girl with slightly darker hair, it was cut short and spiked in all directions. She was stunning, slender and yet she had all the right womanly curves. Her skin was creamy, and she had a slight tan. Then I saw her eyes, those eyes inspired me right away. They were brown with caramel colored swirls dancing all through them. I could literally read the excitement she felt in her eyes. Suddenly a burly man in a really nice suit came lumbering by. I noticed Rosalie do a double take. The two girls embraced him and he kissed them on their heads. I felt the jealousy rising in me, but why? I've never even met that girl. I reluctantly turned away and we continued to walk outside until I noticed Jasper wasn't with us anymore. I turned to find him and smiled at what I saw.
Jasper's POV:
I was walking through the air port, minding my own business when I noticed Eddie boy staring at a girl with long brown hair. Snickering where only he could hear me I walked by him and brought his attention back to the task at hand, which was leaving the airport. We made it outside and I was standing there looking for the car when this amazing little creature with short dark brown, spiky hair reached out and grabbed my arm. In my state of stupor I didn't realize what she was doing when she reached up and placed a chaste kiss on my cheek. Damn, the tingles that kissed caused. . "Hey there, You've kept me waiting." She said in a scolding tone, while she pulled a pen out of her bag and began to write her name and number on my hand. I would be storing that in my cell as soon as I get in the car! "I would appreciate it if you didn't do that again." The little pixie said like it was the most normal thing ever as she began to walk away. Once I regained my ability to speak I said a firm "Yes Ma'am" and I heard her giggle as she took the other brunette's arm and skipped away with a rather large man in a suit.