I have nothing else to say right now, except that I'm working on the next chapter right now, so expect it soon.
Chapter 4: The Plan. Part 2
We had left off with Wario running after Bowser once the fire-breathing turtle had realized the fat yellow-mustached guy's plan. We will now continue (Okay, that was kind of lame, but what else could I say now at 10:34 PM?).
Wario was chasing Bowser at the speed of turtles. His new shoes were also making a wierd sound: SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAKITY SQUEAK. He had no idea what's with the shoes but now that he was nearing Mario's station, he looked around to make sure nobody noticed him or nobody is coming, depending on which one happened first. In fact, he was so busy in this tactic that he bumped into ... MARIO! OH NO! I'm just joking. He bumped into Bowser, but it was still a bad thing, though not as bad enough as getting disqualified. Bowser looked back and roared," AAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!" Okay, that didn't happen. But what did happen was that Bowser breathed fire on Wario to make sure that he would keep quite. Wario just stood there, blinking his eyes innocently while the rest of his body was black.
(Hold on for a second, I must tell you or I feel like telling you that the squeaking part was just random. I just thought that you might need to know that and thank you for your patience.)
Bowser, who is now focusing on the station, said, "Yes, now's the time."
Wario shuddered at the thought of Bowser's size that most likely will be the cause of their doom. He then thought of a second idea, one that surely won't make them disqualified. "Wait" he said,"let me do it."
Bowser turned around, bewildered."Are you nuts?" heargued."With those noisy shoes of yours?"
Wario argued back by saying, "I'll manage. And besides, everyone will notice you by your size."
Bowser gave it a thought and decided that it was for the best."Fine."
Wario insinctively went in front of Bowser, grabbed the bazooka and ... ran away? Bowser, obviously stunned, was shocked for about, oh about ten years (Okay, I exaggerated. It was about ten minutes...wait.). He then yelled in anger and then ran after Wario. In no time flat, Bowser caught Wario, who is quaking in his boots. Well, not his boots, I meant his shoes. (I don't know how he happened to reach Wario in no time flat if Wario ran away for ten minutes. He just did.)
"What the heck are you doing!" Bowser yelled.
"Um, running away with the bazooka?" Wario said meekly.
"I think not, you traitor."
"Traitor!" Wario said, outraged."How dare you call me a traitor! I'm no traitor!"
"Well, according to me you are."
"But I ain't no traitor!" Wario argued back.
"Yes you are!"
"No I'm not!"
"No I'm not!" Bowser copied.
"Yes you are!"
"Yes you are!" Bowser mimicked.
"No I'm not!" Wario replied.
"No I'm not!" Bowser...uh, what's another synonym of copy?
"Yes you are!"
"Wait a minute, I'm suppose to say that." Bowser complained.
"Do you expect me to wait a minute? Anyways, you aren't."
"Well, you're wearing a yellow hat!"
"What does that have to do with this?" Wario asked.
"How the hell am I suppose to know?" Bowser asked back.
"You mean you don't know?" Wario asked, confused. Bowser then said one word, and only one.
"No."
"So that's a no?" Wario asked, making sure that he has it correctly. Bowser saidanother singleword.
"Yes."
Now Wario is confused. "Wait, so it's a yes?" Bowser said another single word.
"No."
"So it's now a no?" Now Bowser is getting very annoyed (as am I, seeing that Bowser had said only one word sentences. I sometimes wonder if those 'sentences' are considered sentences).
"Yes!"
"Now you're saying that it's a yes?" said a very, very, very, confused Wario.
"No, I'm saying no as in I don't know what the hell the yellow hat has to do with this topic."
"Oh. So why did you mention it?"
"I don't know. I just did." Bowser said, part relieved that the questions are over and part not relieved because he Wario still has the bazooka.
"Oh." was Wario's reply. There was a silence. For about two minutes. It could have continued if only Bowserdid notget so impatient about getting the bazooka so much.
Bowser finally exploded (not as in he blew up into tiny Bowser pieces, but as in he can't stand it any longer). "So give me the bazooka!" he hollered.
"No!" said a stubborn Wario.
"Give me it."
"No!"
"Did you hear what I said? Give me it!"
"No!" (boy, he's very persistent)
"So die!" Bowser threatened. He breathed in and...
"No!"
"That maks no sense. Are you saying that you don't want to die?"
"No!"
"So you're saying that you want to die?"
"No!"
"So you're saying that you want to...die?"
"No!"
Bowser realized that as long as Wario keeps saying 'No!' it's continue and continue and continue and continue and...oh whatever. "This is a pattern!" he exclaimed.
"No!"
"It isn't?" (you get the idea of what might happen)
Eventually, Bowser got the bazooka and Wario looks like he came out of a flamethrower. Incidentally (and ironically), that's actually what he came out of! While Wario was burned and shouting," Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, OW!", Bowser snuck off to Mario's station. Eventually, he had suceeded in part 1 of Wario's plan. When Wario got rid of all the burns, Bowser had came back and he looked very happy and excited. Wario, stared at Bowser, not thinking about what might happen.
"Don't tell me. You did the first part of our plan." Wario stated.
"Yeah! Aren't you happy?" Bowser said, grinning.
"I told you not to tell me! That means I'm not happy,okay? Do you have any idea of what you're doing?"
"Beside doing the first part of your plan...no."
"Then shall I explain?"
"Please do."
"If Mario double checks, triple, quadrouple (if there even is such a word) checks or... I just mean that if he checks again, then he'll find the bazooka and, obviously, take it out!"
"Oh, my god!" Bowser shouted.
"You don't have one."
"What?"
"I said you don't have one." Wario repeated.
"What?"
"I SAID" Wario inhaled and then said, "oh who cares? We are wasting time."
"What?"
"Stop being a whater and get the bazooka out of the engine now!" Wario yelled.
"What?"
Wario replied by saying,"What?" (on purpose, of course)
"I said it first!"
"Hah, I stopped you from saying 'what'."
"What?"
"Forget it." And with that, Wario walked away and toward Mario's station.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WAIT!" (Obviously, Bowser was saying "what" on purpose for some strange reason) Bowser went chasing after Wario.
Bowser and Wario went back to where Bowser had went: Mario's station. When they had reached there, they were just in time to hear a voice.
"Oh my gosh! There's a bazooka in my kart's engine! Good thing I checked the engine or I would have been beaten already."
Bowser and Wario moved over a bit to see what was happening. Mario was in front of his kart, holding what has been Wario's bazooka (now Mario can put it in any other engine, thus making it his...and dangerous).
"Hah, someone tried to beat me! But did they? NO! Still I'm glad to have the bazooka so someone else will be beaten." Mario said gleefully.
Bowser and Wario (it just happens in this order because I usually like to put names in alphabetical order) stood open-mouthed as they watched Mario skipping away with his new bazooka.
"Why didn't you tell me this earlier?" Bowser said shaking Wario back and forth.
" Can you stop shaking me first?"
"Sorry." Bowser stopped shaking Wario, who started to speak.
"First, You wouldn't let me. Second, after you made the mistake, you were too busy doing or I meant saying 'what' to let me tell you nor listen."
"Oh well. Let's just hope it's not me that will explode."
"Nor me." said Wario.Bowser and Wario then walked back to their stations slowly.
Finally, the day of the race begins. All the racers came to the starting line. The announcer started speaking.
"Good day to everyone. It gives me great pleasure to welcome each and every one of you to the final race for the champion. The winner, or champion of this race, will be declared as the best racer in the world as well as winning a special prize."
"Yaaaaay!" shouted the competitors.
"Now let the race... begin!" shouted theannouncer.There was a big boom and the racers raced off)
Now the racers are in this order (from left to right): Waluigi, Bowser Jr., Wario, Bowser, Mario, Luigi, DK, Peach, Toad, Toadette, King Boo, Baby Mario, Baby Luigi, Paratroopa, Daisy, Diddy Kong, Dry Bones and Shy Guy. Yay!
Now, when all the racers took off, after about two to three minutes, they were all still in this order! Bowser, who is obviously annoyed, decided to cheat. He pressed the button that activated the bazooka. He hoped, of couse, that it's not him. If Mario had randomly chosen someone, he would have about 94 percentof not being chosen. Hooray! But then again, Mario might not have chosen randomly. And who else would he pick besides his real enemy? Bowser took his chances and waited for a split second, if that's possible to split a second in half.
BOOOM!
Bowser looked around. Then he saw DK's kart blown to smithereens. Mario did choose randomly after all! Bowser was about to start celebrating when he realized that there's 16 more competitors beside him and didn't celebrate.
Bowser then decided to, you guessed it (Or you might not have. Depends on what your answer is), cheat... AGAIN! This time he bumped to Mario who was on his right, who then bumped to Luigi, who bumped to Peach (remember that DK is out. His kart exploded), to Toad, Toadette, King Boo, Baby Mario, Baby Luigi, Paratroopa, Daisy, Diddy Kong, Dry Bones and then Shy Guy. Shy Guy was then frustarted and bumped back, which bumped into Dry Bones, then Diddy Kong, then Daisy and so on (I'm never gonna say all those names again). Soon everyone was frustrated (especially the ones in the middle) such that they bumped and bumped and bumped and until they stopped bumping (kind of figures, right? Actually they never really stopped bumping by themselves). Everything was a big mess when they all bumped together again and again and again until someone threw a bomb in the air and it landed on the big riot. KA-BOOM! (this was the time that Sonic met them, but not in his favor) When everything was cleared, there was no sign of a hedgehog, even though Bowser had saw a shape like a hedgehog and assumed they blasted it into bits.
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