AN: Sorry I didn't get to update yesterday.
Warning! Do not read if you hate Twilight bashing! This chapter bashes Twilight a lot!
You have been warned
Disclaimer: I don't own Percy Jackson. Or Twilight. Or the actors in Twilight.
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SB is online.
PF is online.
WG is online.
SB: So Annabeth...
PF: Uh-oh.
SB: Do you think I can stake Edward with Riptide?
WG: Why do you want to stake Edward?
SB: Cause I hate fairies.
PF: You know he's not a fairy... right?
SB: But he sparkles...
PF: He drinks blood!
SB: Not human blood.
WG: Wait a second. How do you two know so much about Twilight?
PF: I'm a teenage girl.
WG: Percy?
SB: Taylor's hot...
WG: …
PF: …
WG: Should I be concerned?
PF: …
WG: Percy, I think it's time to see the nice doctor again.
SB: NO! You'll never take me alive!
WG knocks SB out.
WG: I'll take you alive. Unconscious, but alive.
End.
AN: According to my best friend, I have a love hate relationship with Twilight. It's just so fun and easy to make fun of! Short chapter, I know.
Believe In Me Tonight.