"Bullshit." Craig said as Clyde laid down his cards.
"Fuck!" Clyde groaned as he took the pile of cards and threw in a pair of pants in the clothes pile.
"Okay your turn Rainbow." Token said laying down with no shirt on.
"Okay, um Craig? What do I do?" Butters said, he was sitting on Craig's lap with nothing on but his underwear and one sock.
"Play your turn, your on three's." Craig grunted as he looked at Butters hand.
"O-okay, um. Two, three-"
"Bullshit." Everyone said as Butters laid down his cards.
"Josh darn it." Butters mumbled as he took off his last sock.
"Craig, you'll have to start strippin' now." Clyde said as he kept his eyes on his cards, trying to avoid the practically naked Butters.
"Remind me again why Butters is on Craig's lap?" Token asked as he looked at the two boys.
"B-butters needs a partner a-and C-Craig wouldn't give up th-the pillow." Tweek said from his seat on the couch. He didn't play Bullshit because it was 'to much pressure'.
"Craig's sitting on the pillow so Butters' is sitting on him?" Token asked, raising an eyebrow up at Craig who just took Butters hand for himself.
"This IS Craig!" Clyde said.
"True." Token laughed earning the middle finger.
"Token it's your tur-" Craig was interrupted by the phone suddenly ringing.
Token sighed picking up the phone. He talked to the person on the phone till hanging up and turning towards the boys.
"Stan and those guys want us to go meet them at Whistling Willy's. I said we'd meet them after this game." Token sighed sitting down with the rest of them.
"Why'd ya do that? I hate those guys." Craig said, flipping off Token while trying to show Butters how to play properly.
"C-Craig, you h-hate every-ngh-body." Tweek said, sipping on his coffee.
"That's besides the point." Craig grumbled laying down his turn. The boys played till Clyde then Craig lost to Token. The boys got re-clothed and left to meet the others.
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"Hey." Token said as Clyde, Tweek, Craig, Butters walked up to see Stan and those guys plus Bebe, Wendy, Heidi and Red.
"Hey guys, was up?" Stan said as he hit fists with his fellow football player, Clyde.
"Clyde just brutally lost at Bullshit." Craig said, taking a cigarette from Kenny.
"Oh hamburgers, when did you start smoking Craig?" Butters asked, pouting up at Craig, who was taking a drag from the cigarette.
"Just started." Craig said with a shrug.
"D-dude! Y-You get like cancer and t-then you'd go bald and you'd be h-hideous, dude! O-or you could like-!" Tweek was cut off by Craig putting a hand over his mouth.
"Tweek, I don't care about your AIDS or white slavery or underpants gnomes. Tweek huffed, removing Craig's hand from his mouth and glared at the boy before starting to talk with Kyle and Stan.
"C-Craig, oh hamburgers, um you r-really shouldn't smoke. It's bad for your health, a-and the people around you!" Butters said, tugging on Craig's sleeve to get his attention back to him.
"Oh, other people's health!" Craig chuckled, raising an eyebrow, "Didn't know you could be so selfish!"
"Golly, I didn't mean it like that!" Butters said looking at Craig wide eyed, slightly hysterical that his new friend found him selfish.
"Craig! Stop messing with Butters!" Token yelled over with laugh, earning the middle finger.
"He knows I'm joking, he knows me enough!" Craig said, pulling Butters into a one sided hug.
"Ya, knows you enough to sit in your lap with no pants on." Clyde laughed, trying to get back at Craig for all his 'boner for Butters' comments.(it rhymes!)
"Okay, what is that about?" Kenny asked with his signature pervert smirk, he had realised with friends Craig was different, especially with Butters. He had been watching them closer after he saw them at the corner store.
"We were playing Bullshit, he needed a partner, and he took my pillow." Craig shrugged.
"The logic of Craig!" Clyde laughed.
"Hey, Craig, Clyde, Tweek, Token! Can we talk?" Bebe asked suddenly, the boys looked at each other before following Bebe out of the restaurant.
"What's up?" Token asked, looking at Bebe.
"Only one thing." Bebe said smiling at them, "If you hurt Butters physically or emotionally I will rip you into shreds and feed the little bits and pieces to a pack of wolves and make you watch, starting with your dicks. Also I will make sure you are so low on the social ladder the ugly kids will use you as toilet paper and that you will never EVER get a girl EVER again! He's my friend, and I won't let somebody hurt my friend!" The boys watched in fear as Bebe left.
"Duuuuuuude." Craig said, watching her go back into the restaurant.
"Waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Clyde suddenly burst into tears, and Tweek started to have a spazz attack. Making Craig and Token calm them down.
It took them awhile but they finally got back in the restaurant. When they got back they realised Butters was gone, and Bebe was yelling angrily yelling at Cartman.
"What's going on?" Craig asked looking at Cartman and Bebe.
"The little fag is crying in the bathroom and this damn dyke is yelling since I won't return her feelings or shit, since I'm so damn fine!" Cartman said, rolling his eyes for emphasis on how 'hard' this was on him.
"Why the hell is Butters crying in the bathroom?" Craig growled, looking down at Cartman.
"I don't know, goddammit! I was just telling him how you guys don't care about him and will eventually leave him!" Cartman said, before being punched in the face by Craig.
"Fuck. Token, Tweek, Bebe deal with fatass. Clyde, let's go grab Butters." Craig said, leaving with Clyde following. They all knew they wouldn't be able to get him out so they ran to the door of the bathroom, pushing there ear's to the door. Token, Tweek, Bebe and Cartman listened as Clyde and Craig tried to get Butters out of the bathroom stall. There was a lot of yelling and then the sound of skin hitting skin making all of them jump. Craig and Clyde walked out, big red hand marks on their cheeks.
"Don't call him a baby." Clyde said, Craig glaring at him.
"WE will handle him." Bebe said, pulling Tweek and Token inside. Craig, Clyde and Cartman waited till all of them, including Butters, came out laughing.
"What'd you do?" Clyde asked, looking at the group.
"We're going to go get ice-cream, chow bitches!" With that the group left, leaving the others alone.