Hello, fans, and welcome to Rant 4! I have chosen Star Trek as the subject for today because I hate it. If you like Star Trek or prefer it over Star Wars (which, in my humble opinion, is 100 times better than Star Trek) than please don't bash me. That's just me. :)

Anyway, here they are: Venom and Carnage!

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters present or anything that they rant about.

And from now on, Venom represents MY opinion of things, and Carnage represents anyone who disagrees with me.

P.S. if you like marvel the you should check out omg-hawkeye on Tumblr. He's a great artist.

Venom: Hello again, tonight we will be talking about Star Trek and how INFERIOR it is to Star Wars.

Carnage: How dare you, Star Trek is WAAAAAAAAAAY better than Star Wars.

V: No, Star Wars is better. All they do in Star Trek is fly around in their pizza-cutter spaceship and screw things up on it. There's hardly any action, just... nonsense.

C: So? Great futuristic media isn't all action.

V: There's no great character arcs in Star Trek, meanwhile in the original 3, Darth Vader goes from bad guy to good guy, and in the prequels he goes from kid to good guy to Darth Vader again, to start the whole original series.

C: Yeah, but there's a lot of plotholes, like, how are there so many unguarded holes in all the buildings and stuff? That just gives the good guys an advantage. Was that purposeful, or was it just poor planning?

V: Maybe, but at least Star Wars has more locations than a couple of spaceships used over and over again. And the characters are cool and iconic. AND they have LEGOS.

C: So?

V: So, Star Wars is better.

C: What about the new movies? Those SUCK.

V: If George Lucas hadn't sold his company to Disney, MAYBE the new ones would've turned out better. But since Disney fucks up nearly everything they touch, the new movies are worse than the originals.

C: That proves my point.

V: No, it doesn't, just because 2 or 3 movies in a franchise are bad doesn't mean the WHOLE THING is. AND Star Wars has cute animals. Star Trek has, what, A CAT? No other non-humanoid creatures in sight.

C: Yeah, but the cat is cute enough to make up for it.

V: No single animal, NO MATTER HOW CUTE IT IS, can be better than DOZENS of unique creatures. And that cat looks like the cat from the Captain Marvel movie.

C: Big whoop. So Star Trek doesn't have any unique beasts. So there's only a couple of locations. It's still better.

V: Is not.

C: Is too.

V: Is not.

C: Is too.

V: Is not!

C: Is too!

V: Is not!

C: Is too!

V: IS NOT!

C: IS TOO!

V: IS NOT!

C: IS TOO!

V: SHUDDUP!

C: NO YOU SHUDDUP!

V: NO YOU SHUDDUP!

C: NO YOU SHUDDUP!

V: NO YOU SHUDDUP!

C: NO YOU SHUDDUP!

V: NO YOU SHUDDUP!

(Venom lunges for Carnage and grabs him. Carnage retaliates and they continue to fight, starting a dust cloud of fists and feet.)

V: (poking his head from the cloud) Well, thats all the time we have for tonight, folks! Stay tuned! (Carnage bites him) WE'LL GET YOU FOR THAT YOU LITTLE BITCH! GRAAAAAAAAH!

And that's the end of chapter 4. I really do hate Star Trek for all the reasons Venom listed. Feel free to review and PM me with suggestions for future rants, and check out my other fics!