Ok. I'm going to warn you I got weird by the time I started writing this. So yeah. I know it's weird and stupid but I like it.

Gold and Sapphire

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up to him and ask, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Crystal and Ruby was normally sensible people but they did stupid things. One of the worse or best things they ever done was force Gold and Sapphire together for a day. This did start off well of course; when the two were dismissed by their counterparts they were cranky. When two cranky are forced together things get static. When things get static fights break out and that's what happened or so it seemed. When Ruby got paranoid about leaving Sapphire alone with a unrestrained pervert he went to check on the two only to find Sapphire straddling Gold as the two threw punches and curses at the other.

Of course this did not go over well with Ruby and the three found themselves sitting in a circle in Crystal's office. When the two were forced to talk it out they surprised the others by falling out in laughter. Having planned the stunt to get the others attention they had already gotten past their cranky states and left the baffled coordinator and catcher alone.

This was over two years ago. Little had changed in the two. They spent lots of time going between Johto and Hoenn whenever they could to the displeasure of Ruby and sometimes Crystal.

Today the Kanto, Johto, and Hoenn groups were all meeting at Red's house waiting for the arrival of the Sinnoh trio who would be in the next day. Perfect time to screw with people.

Sapphire had mentioned a certain someone who still denied her feelings and Gold had come up with a plan to embarrass the boy.

The blue eyed girl had already started the prank and all it took was a little extra booze from Gold and she was brave enough to do so. Walking up to Ruby with Gold watching from the side Sapphire talked a little too loud and immediately caught onlookers.

"Hey Ruby!" She announced standing only to close to the boy she looked up from her lower stand point with a glare that required attention which only brought the problem for looking straight down her face and low cut shirt. Face flushed he took a step back and tried to avoid eye contact with her at all.

"What do you want women?" He demanded looking shamefully at the curious eyes of fellow dex holders.

"Do you want to go out with me?" She asked boldly her eyes shooting over his shoulder at the smirking Gold amongst shocked faces.

Taken aback he flushed Red, "Sapph this isn't the place to talk about this!"

But the girl had sighed and turned away calling out. "I told you Goldie" with a snickering tone.

Gold himself only came up to Ruby and told in front of his Junior with bright gold eyes boring into him. "Dude. Why? Do you not swing that way? I'm cool with that in fact-" He was soon silenced by a slap to the face by a enraged Crystal who had caught on to the scheme and had got to him first. Soon Silver followed and the two dragged him away from the situation.

Poor Ruby was left standing alone in the middle of the room with a horrified face. He wasn't sure what had happened in the past few moments but he was pretty sure Sapphire was upset so he wanted to give her space. When he noticed all the eyes on him he freaked out.

"I KNOW I'M HOT BUT DAMN." He stormed away with a straight face.

A few hours later Sapphire and Gold sat cross legged in the grassy field while Sapphire, sobered up after a cool shower and short nap, lobbed a ball between the two. "So he thought they were looking at him because of his attractiveness?"

Gold laughed and nodded to the brunette. "Right Wild Girl" She cracked a smiled where her fangs protruded just a little more.

"That's hilarious Goldie Bear." She winked at the nickname. "I say we get Crystal next time."

"Really super serious girl? She never falls for our tricks though." Gold said narrowing his eyes suspiciously at the brunette.

"Well you know how her house is old? Well it could easily be haunted right?" She said sneakily.

"Sapph that's great! Oh. I've passed her house a few times before at night I think she keeps a window open. We could get into it there. It'd be no problem." He said planning the night in his head already and the sly grin mimicked the one on his partner in crime.

Needless to say that was a very interesting night.

You should get the hint at the end. Refer back to the last chapter if you don't. I'm almost done with this story. I might do short side stories one day to add to it but idk.