Izaya kept his eyes locked on the back of a certain blonde's head; they were already in their fifth period class. Izaya had basically stalked Shizuo through every class they had; he even went through the trouble of switching a few of his classes so he would be in every class with Shizuo. Izaya wasn't really paying attention to the sketch he had on his paper, he was actually paying a lot more attention to the neither region of his beloved monster.

"Izaya pay attention." The art teacher barked at the sight of her student day dreaming, Izaya grumbled to himself and quickly went back to sketching in his sketch pad. He felt a little happier as Shizuo looked back at him to see who the teacher was talking about; he glared at the brunet for several moments before Izaya finally locked eyes with him. A twisted smile spread across the brunets face as Shizuo gave him a look with an in-human amount of hatred in it.

"Time to have some fun withmyprotozoan." Izaya thought happily, he reached into his pocket and pulled out his cell phone. He had gotten the blondes phone number from Shinra, surprisingly it wasn't that hard considering he told Shinra he wanted to call Shizuo to "apologies" for getting him thrown in detention. Izaya hid the phone under his desk as he typed a quick message to the blonde, from the corner of his eye he watched Shizuo pull out his cell phone and hide it under his own desk.

"I saw you looking at my ass Shizu-chan~" Shizuo's face turned a bright red at the message, he looked at the number only to see it was no one he knew.

Tap, tap, tap

"Who the hell is this?" Shizuo typed quickly without breaking the keyboard to his phone; it didn't take long for Izaya to receive the message. He giggled under his breath and started typing again.

Buzzzzzz

"Izaya Orihara…well you usually call me 'flea' haha; so you really like my ass Shizu-chan? If you take me to dinner I might let you touch it ;)" The blonde's head shot up to look at a certain brunet; Izaya just winked at him and showed him the phone he was hiding.

Tap, tap, tap

"Stop texting me you pervert, I do NOT like your ass. How the hell did you get my number anyway?"

Buzzzzzz

"I tricked Shinra into giving it to me! He's so easy to trick, and you were just starring at my ass so I'm sure you can't stop thinking about touching it."

Tap, tap, tap

"Would you stop talking about your damn ass you freak; I'm not gay!"

Buzzzzzz

"That's ok, I know you want me. Sooo after class we have lunch break right? Do you want to go in the boy's bathroom and have some "fun" ;)"

Tap, tap, tap

"That's disgusting you pervert."

Buzzzzzz

"Ohhhhh ok I get it, Shizu-chan doesn't want to do it 'dry'. After gym when we're all showering we can do it in there. Me being all naked and wet is a real turn on to you isn't it?" Now that was the last straw, Shizuo swung his arm back and through his cell phone straight at Izaya's head. He yelped when the medal object hit him hard in the side of the head.

"OWWWW!" Izaya howled in pain as the teacher ran over to him to see if he was bleeding.

"Shizuo Heiwajima go to the principal's office this instant!" The teacher yelled; Shizuo got out of his seat with clenched fists. The anger burning inside of him got worse as he saw the brunet grinning evilly at him.

Later that day…

"So how bad did you get in trouble?" Shinra asked the taller male as they walked to the lunch room.

"I got detention for the rest of the week, the next time I see that bastard I'm going to crack his skull open." Shizuo growled angrily; Shinra sighed heavily, knowing he was going to be in the middle of his friends fights. The two males took a seat at an empty table and started taking out their lunch, Shinra was Shizuo's only friend besides Celty…mostly because everyone else was afraid of him.

"Hello Shinra and Shizu-chan~" Izaya said in his usual cheerful voice, Shizuo's fists clenched as the brunet approached their table. He even had the nerve to sit right down next to the infuriated blonde.

"Get the hell out of here leach." Shizuo spat out at the smaller male, Izaya stuck his lip out in a pout and moved closer to the blonde.

"Aww is Shizu-chan mad that I got him in trouble?" Izaya asked smiling that creepy smile at the larger male; He quickly dodged the fist that flew towards his face. Shizuo retracted his arm and went back to eating, trying his best to ignore the parasite that was sitting next to him…but failing miserably.

"Do you have lunch today Izaya-kun?" Shinra asked; a little concern in his voice.

"Aw thank you for being so concerned but I have my lunch today." Izaya said placing a box of fatty tuna on the table.

"Well I just don't want you to die of starvation; you're so skinny I can see your ribs." Shinra said as he watched the happy brunet shove a large piece of tuna in his mouth. Shizuo's eye twitched at the "Mmm" sound Izaya was making. He grabbed the box of sushi and through it all the way across the room.

"What the hell was that for?" Izaya asked, glaring at the larger male.

"You were making that stupid noise." Shizuo snarled back, his eyes widened when Izaya grabbed his lunch and through it on the floor. Before Shizuo could say anything Izaya jumped out of his seat and started stomping on the already smashed lunch.

"IIIIZZZZAAAAYYYYYAAA!" Izaya let out a hysteric laugh as he was chased out of the lunch room by an infuriated teenager. For a moment Shizuo thought his anger was making his ears ring…but actually it was the bell signaling it was next period. While the brut was distracted the brunet took a U turn down one of the hallways, he had to keep his laughing under control for a while to make sure the blonde didn't find him. After he was sure he was gone, Izaya broke out into a laughing fit as he walked to his gym class.

"Oh god…" Izaya thought as he walked into the locker room, his eyes were locked on the half naked blonde in front of him. Luckily his locker wasn't too far away from him so he would be able to stare at the muscle tined teenager as much as he wanted. Shizuo's eyes widened when he felt someone grab his ass from behind.

"What the…" Shizuo spun around ready to punch whoever had groped him…but no one was there. From the corner of his eye he could see a certain brunet grinning from ear to ear with a very satisfied look on his face.

"He is so dead, I know for a fact that we're playing dodge ball today. I can't get in trouble if I "accidently" hit him in the head with a ball that puts him in a coma for a year." Shizuo thought evilly as he got into his pants and shirt, He rolled his eyes as the brunet stripped out of his clothes making sure to give him an eye full of that cute ass….wait…did Shizuo just refer to Izaya's ass as….cute?

"You stupid brain, stop thinking that his ass is cute….it is definitely NOT cute!" Shizuo thought angrily as he left the locker room, his eyes widened at the touch of someone's hand rubbing against his butt.

"Mmm you have a nice ass Shizu-chan; I let you touch mine after class." Izaya whispered into the blonde's ear before going out onto the gym court.

"Ok everyone pick a partner, I'll pare you off on doge by teams by two." The teacher instructed, Shizuo looked around at the other student. He hated every one of them but as long as he wasn't on the same team as the flea he'd be fine.

"Shizu-chan is my partner~" Izaya sang out as he wrapped his arms tightly around Shizuo's left arm.

"Shizuo Heiwajima and Izaya Orihara you will be on team A." The teacher instructed, Shizuo mentally cursed as the brunet skipped over to the other students on their team. You have no idea how badly Shizuo wanted to hit him with dodge ball.

After gym class had ended Shizuo actually felt a little nervous on showering…well not nervous just…he didn't want to see what Izaya and planned for him. He could stop glaring at him during class that he got himself tagged out first. He quickly stripped out his clothes and went into one of the empty shower stalls without any trouble from the flea…that was until he heard the door to his stall open and close.

"You got in without me, how rude Shizu-chan." Izaya whimpered as he wrapped his arms tightly around Shizuo's waist from behind. They were in such a tight space that Shizuo wasn't able to turn around to beat the hell out of him.

"Do you want to touch my area now? Or would you rather rub me from the front?" Izaya asked, breathing hot breath on the back of Shizuo's neck.

"Listen to me flea, I don't love you or even like you…actually I can't stand the sight of you. You make me sick to my stomach; to this day I regret saving you from killing yourself. Why don't you do me…no why don't you do the world a big fat favor and got jump off the roof of this building. And this time make sure you land head first; all I want is for you to be dead. Now get the hell out of my shower." Izaya was quiet for god knows how long, still keeping his arms tightly around Shizuo's waist and his head lying gently on the blonde back.

"Now you listen to me Shizu-chan, I don't care what you say about me. I don't care if you like me or love me…heck I don't even care if you hate my guts. The point is I'm never going to leave you alone, even after high school I'll still be around. I wanted to die for so long… but now that I have you to toy with all I want is for me to be on your mind twenty four hours a day seven days a week. You'll never get rid of me, even when I'm not around you'll still think about me, I can promise you that." Izaya said as he let go of the larger male and left the showers.

Author's Note: Sorry I keep updating so late, I have this stupid French project that I didn't even start and is do on Wednesday! Ugh well anyway I hope you liked this and I'll be thinking up the next chapter now! PLEASE REVIEW!