Disclaimer: If I owned either books what would I be doing being named Alice?
Boom!!!!!!!
Clary's POV
WHAT? What was that? A grenade?
"Jace? Jace??" I screamed.
"Clary? Clary?" Jace screamed.
"Jace!" I shouted back.
"Clary, never do that to me again. You almost gave me a heart attack." Jace yelled back.
"Enough with the mush, let's figure out what that was." Isabelle shouted.
All at once we looked at the gaping hole in the wall.
"Hey! Have you seen my friend? She looks like this." A kid yelped holding up a picture.
"Where does a kid like you, get a grenade?" Jace asked. Of course Jace would ask something like that.
"You just don't anymore." The kid awnsered.
"Ack my demon senses are tingling!" Jace shrieked.
"What me?"
"Yes you!"
"Couldn't be."
"Then who?"
"Me!"
"You just said it wasn't you."
"Well I'm a demon aren't I? I lie you know I'm looking for my friend Ange."
"Ange?"
"Yeah, she's an angel, I think you'd know her, angel boy you to angel girl."
"Don't you diss my girl."
"Well. Have you seen her?"
"Oh hey Dem." Ange called.
"ANGE! DON'T DISSAPEAR LIKE THAT YOU MUDDA------!"
"Un-uh, Dem don't even go there I have very sensitive ears to that stuff."
"My point exactly."
"Just get the stuff ready."
"Fine."
The demon/kid thing raised her hands and circled them around creating a fireball and blew up chanting "PONIE-TO-TO-TO!" And a small army of horses appeared carrying a chariot of fire.
"You're a pyro aren't you?"
"No, I have a friend who is though.
"Yes I would."
"Fine. She's an alien."
"0_o"
"You can talk sign talk?"
"No."
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"OH CUT IT OUT!" Ange shouted. "Let's go."
The two weirdos hopped into the flaming ball of fire which in the midst had transformed into a Cinderella carridge. And they waltz off into the sunset.
End
Ooohh I liked writing this to a new crack fic AWAY!!! I'm stumped, ooooooh mini crack sequel. With all the same characters but more crack! And you don't have to read this!!!