-sigh- I have gotten almost NO requests. The people who DID request were my friends.
I WANT YOU PEOPLE TO REQUEST SOME ONE SHOTS! My god!
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I've been working on another oneshot so i'll give you a preview!
(Humor, SasuSaku, Naruto/Elmo)
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(Side note: When i do humor my writing style changes and becomes crappy so sorry!)
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it was a bright sunny- oh who the hell am i kidding!? There was blood spattered all across the battle feild, Naruto was out of it and elmo had Sakura by the throat.
Amazing that one little puppet can take down two anbu... Elmo's black eyes flashed dangerously towards Sasuke then back at Sakura.
"Hey, C'mon put her down. She uh...erm watches your show every morning?" Sasuke lied. But what he didn't know was that it was the truth... Sweat drop.
"b-but she said my blanky was- was-dirty!" Elmo cried while thrashing the poor Sakura around. "Maybe because it raped her? Did you think about that!?"
By now Naruto woke up and chimed in that little comment. "Damnit Naruto the blanket DIDN'T RAPE ME! It had a STAIN on it!" Elmo set her down.
"My poor blanky has a stain!? Please help me!" Sakura couldn't resist the cute teary eyed elmo. She enveloped him in a hug and cried with him.
Sasuke was so caught up in the moment (Cough vision blurred by tears of happiness cough) he failed to notice the shiny stick elmo raised.
"No! Elmo please don't do it!" Sakura looked up and screamed. There no more than two feet away from her was big bird. He was six feet tall and a yellow chicken. or a duck?
She couldn't tell. She scrambled behind Sasuke and Naruto and quietly sobbed muttering things about giant fluffy feathers. Big bird grabbed Elmo's hand and took the knfe away.
"I will not let this un-youthful act take place!" Big bird pulled the ziper down to reveal Lee. "W-wait. Big b-bird isn't r-real?" Sakura sobbed out.
It seemed Sasuke didn't get the message. "Yes. Big bird is just some weirdo who enjoys wearing bird costume's and giving children false hope that there really is a giant, talking, kind, big bird."
Sakura cried out again and pounded on Sasuke's back like a little girl wanting candy. "BIG BIRD HAS TO BE REAL! If he isn't then who do i watch every sinday at 5:00 p.m?"