"Currahee"
by The Merry Prankster
Chapter Four: Rendezvous With Destiny
One Mile North of Edoras Land of Rohan 1100 hours February 29, 3019 (Middle Earth)
At Gandalf's urging, Aragon, Gimli, and Legolas made haste to Edoras. Two miles out of the Rohan capital, Gandalf motioned for the horsemen to slow down. Aragon, looked at the wizard, "What is the matter? Why are we slowing down so close to our destination?"
The White Wizard looked off to a distant patch of rough ground, covered with shrubbery. Pointing towards the broken terrain, he answered, "We are being watched from that section of rocks."
Legoalas, the elf, looked over to where the wizard had been pointing, "Gandalf is right. I too can hear people hiding behind those rocks. It's as if small children have hidden themselves. But I also hear some faint noise I have never heard before."
Gimli shrugged, "Well then lets go see who these watchers are and what business they have watching us."
Aragon held up is hand to pause his friend, "We do not know if they are friend or foe. However, if Legolas is right and there are small children up there. We cannot in good conscious leave them at the mercies of orc nor foul beast that prowls this land in these dark times."
"So you are saying we should introduce ourselves?" asked the dwarf.
Aragon looked down at his friend and smiled, "Of course." Looking down at the ground, the ranger continued, "Judging from these strange tracks that lead off in that direction, I would say they number no more than twelve young mortals plus some strange cart. If they belong to Saruman, they should be no problem for us to handle. If they are children as Gandalf and Legolas believe, then we must offer them our aid."
"Very well, lets get this over with," grumbled the dwarf. I do not wish to put off our business with the Rohan any longer than I have to."
Legolas turned back to the wizard. Quickly noting his expression, the elf realized, "You know something don't you?"
Gandalf gave his companions a small smile and only replied, "All I can say is that I sense we will find allies who may prove useful in this fight against Saruman and Sauron."
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Without another word, the companions rode off towards the outcropping. Right before their arrival, a figure stood up from behind a nearby bush. At first glance, one could tell that this was of the race of Men. But he was not from any kingdom they were familiar with. For one, the boy, for he was not yet a man, was dressed in an unusual tunic and trousers of green, brown, and black. Upon his head was a wide brimmed, floppy hat of the same pattern and he wore a green belt and harness that was covered in pouches and his black lace up boots were nothing they had seen before. Finally, in his right hand was a black weapon of some kind but unknown to all of the companions.
Aragon looked back to Gandalf who answered his unspoken question with a faint nod. He turned back to the strange boy and told his companions, "Wait here until I tell you to come up. I have a feeling that this boy is not one of Saruman's thralls."
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The ranger dismounted from his horse so to threaten the boy as little as possible.
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Mike waited until the riders were less than twenty yards away before standing up. Holding his weapon in one hand, pointing in the air, he greeted the riders, "Hello, you wouldn't by any chance be able to tell me what land this is?"
Legolas had been able to catch a little of Mike's conversation with Earl and relayed the remarks to the dwarf. Gimli walked up behind Aragon and told the teen, "And you said I look strange."
Mike stared at the short guy, "Look Mister, I don't know who you are but you certainly don't look normal to me."
Legolas and Aragon shared a smile as they listened to the teen's reply. Gimli, on the other hand was not pleased with the response and wanted to teach this child some manners. The dwarf gripped his ax as he approached the teen, "If I were you I would show a little more respect for my elders. You aren't too big to turn over my knee, Boy."
Meanwhile, Erica had left her position and stood beside her friend, her rifle also pointing in the air. "No but he could turn you over his." Erica remarked back as she made it very clear that they wear at the wrong end of a deadly weapon
Aragon and Legolas quickly grabbed their weapons as the other teens stood up from their positions, weapons at the ready. Only Gandalf did not look surprised. In fact, he appeared to have been expecting the others. Taking note of the situation, Gandalf immediately ordered his companions to lower their weapons while Mike calmed his.
Mike took a deep breath and attempted to tone down the confrontation. Turning to the scruffy looking human he introduced himself, "Look, it appears that we started on the wrong foot. Why don't we introduce ourselves before any of us do something that he or she will regret."
"Just let the short shit know the only one who's dissing you is me." Erica replied with a smile
Aragon nodded, agreeing with the boy, "That would be a wise idea, young one. I am Aragon, son of Arathorn." Pointing to the dwarf, "To my right is Gimli, Son of Gloin, and to my left is Legolas son of Thrandel. And last but not least, is Gandalf the White
Mike smiled, "Very well, I am Cadet Lieutenant Michael Wolfe, United States Army, Commanding officer of JROTC Detachment 012. "The young lady mouthing off at your vertically challenged individual is my executive officer Cadet Lieutenant Erica Marr.
"Of Western Elm Ranch", added Erica.
The teen continued introducing his companions, "Hiding behind that bush over there is Cadet Sergeants Earl Beegle, David Sims, and Dena Cain."
The introductions be finished, Mike turned to the others, "Okay guys lower your weapons, I don't want anything going off by accident." At the same time, Aragon motioned for his companions to do the same as Legolas lowered his bow
"I still got them on target with the M.A.P main gun if they try any thing," warned Erica.
Mike walked over to Erica and in a commanding voice, "Erica, stand down. We are in a strange land and these gentlemen may be our only link to civilization. Plus they have been the only grown ups we have seen walking around in the last two weeks."
"As soon as the short shit takes his hand off the knife he's got in his belt."
Mike turned back to the man identified as Aragon. "Would you please ask your companion to remove his hand from his knife? I really do not wish to see a fight break out accidentally."
Gandalf peered at the Dwarf who returned a sheepish look as he took his hand away from his weapon.
"Thank you." Aragon looked back at the teens. They were dressed alike but seemed all so young in his eyes. He asked the teen in charge, "What are young people your age wandering about the Land of Rohan unattended? These are dark times and children should not be away from their parents."
Dena listened to the conversation and began thinking about some books she had read for her Literature Class. thought the teen. Shaking her head to clear it, she turned back to the conversation.
The Ranger caught the look of pain that flashed across the teenager's eyes. The look vanished as quickly as Mike responded, "Well you see that's the problem. All of our parents, family, friends, Hell, the entire freaking city died in a plague that struck less than a month ago. We are all that's left of a city of over 100,000 inhabitants."
Gimli's eyes grew wide at that revelation, "That's impossible. No City of Man, not even a province has that many people living in it. The entire land of Rohan would be hard pressed to come near such a population."
"Believe it short shit. That doesn't just include the other cities like New York that had over a million that too was hit by the Superflu." Erica answered.
Gandalf gave the girl a hard look, and in a reproaching tone responded, "Now Erica, Gimli was merely making an observation. You didn't need to answer him in that tone much less the language."
Mike turned to Earl, "Does this Gandalf fellow remind you of someone?"
Earl looked a little closely, "You know if you trimmed the beard and cut his hair he could be Gramp's twin."
"Listen..." Erica started to say but than began crying as she saw the old man clearly for the first time.
Mike nodded, "He even has the same tone of voice." Watching Erica start to cry, the teen rushed over, "Erica, you okay? What's the matter?" Legolas, Gimli and Aragon also began looking concerned.
"I am fine! If I hadn't had to bury gramps myself I would swear that was him." Erica remarks as she steadies herself with a deep breath.
Gandalf's look softened as he caught her explanation. Catching her attention he told her, "I understand but I would appreciate if you would watch your language."
"Well since you ask so nicely. I will try." Erica replied sheepishly. Than thinking to herself,
Gandalf raised an eyebrow and gave her a reproachful look, "Young Lady...."
"What, I didn't say anything?" Erica surprisingly says.
"Young Lady..."
"WHAT?"
"Your language..."
"I didn't say anything.." Erica remarks angrily
"Young lady you should watch your thoughts. Besides your face gave you away."
Mike turned to Earl, "You know, Gandalf even acts like Gramps. Erica had better watch out."
"HOW?" Erica dumbly asked.
David and Dena took in the look on their friend's face and fell over laughing.
Mike joined his friends in their laughter for a few minutes. Finally composing himself, he turned back to the fellowship, "Look, we ran across seven children and promised their dying guardian that we would take them to safety. So we are searching for a safe place for them."
Aragon thought about where the companions were headed and told the teen, "The king may be able to help. You and your friends are welcome to come with us."
Gandalf nodded, "As Aragon stated, these are perilous times for Middle Earth. We are journeying to the city of Edoras, the capital of Rohan."
The wizard pointed towards a distant hill with what looked like a settlement of some kind on top. "Edoras is less than a few hours march from here. Now my companions and I have important business with the King of Rohan. I believe that the king may offer the very safety you desire. But in any case come with us to the city, we will inform the guards that you are friends of Rohan."
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The next few minutes were marked by quick action among the visitors from America. Following the decision to go with the fellowship, Mike began spouting orders. Turning to the teens, he told them, "Okay people lets get this show on the road. Red Team get the little kids up and ready to move within the next fifteen minutes. Gold Team take point. David take trail."
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The walk to the Capital of Rohan proved uneventful. Mike walked in the lead next to the ranger. For the next few hours, the teen asked Aragon multiple questions about Rohan and the 'Darkness' that he had previously overheard. Less than two hours later, the group passed under the outer gates. The city was not much bigger than a small American town. Its walls were made of wood and the roofs of the houses within, wood with thatch roofs. Earl examined the structures as they passed by. thought the teen.
Mike turned to Erica and commented, "Hey Erica, does this city look somewhat familiar? Think Ms. Vick and World History last year."
The girl looked around and recognized the style from Ms Vick's lesson on Anglo-Saxon England. With a visible shudder, she muttered, "Scary."
"Yeah, it looks like something out of Anglo-Saxon England. I almost expect Beowulf to come running out of the great hall with Grendal's arm," clarified Mike.
"I swear if I see a monster, I am blowing its head off," warned the teenage girl.
Legolas had been riding near Erica, pointed towards Mike, "Just who is this Beowulf your friend refers to?"
Erica shook her head and concentrated on the path ahead, "Long story short, Hero want to kill a monster but gets killed by its kid later."
The elf, recognizing that he would not be getting a more detailed answer at this point, nodded and continued up past the thatched roof hovels that abounded all over the capital of Rohan. Gandalf dismounted from his horse 'Shadowfax' and motioned for Erica to come to him
With a knowing gleam, the wizard told her, "I have a feeling you could be very useful in what is to come."
"Oh really just what do you have in mind?" Erica replied with an evil smile
Returning her smile, the older gentleman, responded, "Oh I feel you will think of something at the right time."
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Before going up the stairs, Aragon turned to the teenagers, "I want you to hold back for now."
Mike nodded, "I take it you have a plan?"
Aragon shrugged, "Just follow Gandalf's lead." At that the wizard turned to Erica, "Are you ready, 'Grand Daughter'?
Getting the hint she pretended to be over helpful to him. "You got it Grandfather." Erica replied with a wink as she reached out to help him up the steps.
Motioning for her to take his arm, Gandalf and the fellowship walked up the stairs. The remaining teens following close behind. Right before reaching the doors, several armed men came out. The leader addressing the fellowship, "I am the Doorward of Theoden. Hama is my name. Here I must bid you lay aside your weapons before you enter." (p.121)
With a look from Gandalf, Aragon handed over his sword, as did Legolas his bow, and Gimli, his axes.
The guards next turned to the teens. Mike met their looks with a puzzled, "Yes?"
Aragon replied, "They want your weapons also." With a shrug, the teens unloaded their rifles and handed them over
Finally the Hama stared at the Wizard. "Your staff," questioned the man. "Forgive me, but that too must be left at the doors." (p.122)
It was now time for the teenage girl to play her role. She had previously left her rifle back at the M.A.P so was able to be the dutiful grand daughter.
Hama reiterated his request for Gandalf's staff as his men blocked the door.
"You can not be that cruel to my grandfather as to demand his walking staff?" Erica asked the Doorward. "If you will not allow him to have his staff, then at least allow me to escort him to the king."
With a sigh, the Captain gave in. "Very well you may keep your staff, follow me."
"Grand father, will you be alright?" Erica asked as she gave Gandalf a wink.
"Oh, I think I can manage," replied Gandalf.
The fellowship followed the guard into a great hall. At one end sat a decrepit figure upon a throne. Near his side was a slimy black haired advisor whispering in his ear.
On the way in, Mike leaned over to his friends and whispered, "Anybody spot the door where Grendal comes in?"
"Nope but I am watching for it." Earl replied with a shudder.
Erica took one look at the pasty faced figure sitting next to the king. "I think she's sitting next to the king," Erica whispered.
Dena had been following behind them and asked Erica, "Why do you say that?"
"Because he's giving me the wiggins," Erica replied.
Mike grinned and shook his head, and motioned for the teens to hold back. "Aragon wanted us to stay back while the grownups settle whatever business they have with the king."
Earl decided to make a crack, "Get a load of the corpse on the chair." The teen's smart remark was swiftly answered with a slap across his head.
Mike slowly turned to his friend and pointed around at the nearby guards, "Watch your mouth. We may be staying with these people and I really don't want the first impression of us to be our badmouthing their king.
Dena had been walking along examining the wooden construction of the great hall and the tapestries lining the walls. Suddenly everything came back to Dena as to why it all seemed familiar. Earl noticed his friend turn whit and asked her, "Are you alright? You seem a little pale."
The girl took a deep breath before answering, "I'll explain later especially if I am right about what's going to happen."
Earl grabbed her shoulder to get the teen to stop. With a look of concern, he asked, "What's going to happen?" Pausing to consider her answer, she finally told him her revelation. Mike had been standing nearby and managed to hear most of their conversation. Shaking his head, the teen muttered, "And on that note, I'm moving away from you two."
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Meanwhile, the White Wizard approached the throne and addressed the seated monarch. "Hail Theoden son of Thengel! I have returned. For Behold! The storm comes, and now all friends should gather together, lest each be singly destroyed."
The aged figure laughed and hissed back, "Why should I welcome you, Gandalf Stormcrow?"
The slimy advisor leaned over and nodded, "You speak justly, Lord."(p.125)
Grima Wormtongue, stood up and continued, "It is not yet five days since the bitter tidings came that Theodred your son was slain upon the West Marches: your right-hand, Second-Marshal of the Mark. In Eomer there is little trust. Few men would be left to guard the walls. Why indeed should we welcome you, Master Stormcrow? Lathspell I name you, ill-news; and ill news is an ill guest they say." (p.125)
Choosing to ignore the so called advisor, Gandalf addressed the king, "The courtesy of your hall is somewhat lessoned of late, Theoden son of Thengel. Has not the messenger from your gate reported the names of my companions? Seldom has any lord of Rohan received such guests." (p.125)
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At the back of the hall, the five teens listened to the exchange of words with growing anger. Dena remembered that she should go check on the children, walked out. The remaining teens got angrier. "Ok that guy is really starting to piss me off." Erica told Mike as she clenched her fists.
Mike patted his holster, "I wonder how he would like a nine mil in his knee cap?"
The exchange between the two teens did not go unnoticed. Grima Wormtongue turned his attention from Gandalf and sneered at them. Not backing down, Erica sneered right back.
Turning back to the wizard, the advisor continued his argument. Finally, Gandalf spoke in a cold voice, "The wise speak only of what they know, Grima son of Galmod. A worthless worm you have become. Therefore be silent, and keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a serving man till the lightning falls." Grima backed up and told the guards, "He has his staff? I told you to take his staff." (p.126)
Several men began approaching the party from the sides and were swiftly immobilized by Aragon, Gimli and Legolas.
"Grand Daughter please override your command with the Doorward....JERK!!!"Erica answers as she beats on the men behind her. A swift kick to the guard groin behind her followed by a round house to his face. Before the Guard could respond to the pain the teen was inflicting on him she sent her elbow down on the back of his head sending him to the ground. Ignoring the altercation behind him, Gandalf continued telling the advisor, "I have no time for the likes of you Grima Wormtongue" and knocked him to the ground. The advisor tried getting up but was stopped by the dwarf.
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Throughout the fight, Mike and Earl watched with interest. David had decided to join Dena and look after the children. Mike leaned against a pillar and asked Earl, "Do you think we should help out?"
Earl watched as Erica took out the last guard, "Naw, they have it under control."
Mike nodded, "Yeah it looks like Erica is just getting started."
You guys are no gentlemen!" Erica told them as she flipped a guard over her shoulder.
Earl turned to his friend, "You know she has a point."
"True," Mike agreed as he pulled out his wallet. "Twenty bucks on Erica?"
"You're on."
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Gandalf approached the king and exchanged some words. The teens could barely make out something about a Saruman, then Gandalf throwing off his cloak, revealing his white robes. A touch of the staff to the king's forehead sends him back into the throne.
From off to the side a young woman came rushing out, "Uncle," she called. Aragon caught her and told her to wait.
Mike, Earl, and Dena walked up to Erica, just in time to see the king transform from a decrepit old man to a middle aged king. The strength returning as the effects of Saruman's possession faded away.
Mike leaned over to Erica and pointed at the king, "WOW!"
I second that!" Erica says
They just stared as Gandalf told Theoden, "Your fingers would remember their old strength better if they grasped a sword hilt." (p.129)
"Shit I was right." Dena said as she took in the scene.
Mike watched as the king turned to a visibly shaken Grima. thought the teen. Without a conscious thought, the teen began walking forward, raising the flap on his holster and reaching for his Baretta. Earl noticed it out the corner of his eye and muttered "uh oh".
Erica followed him reaching for her grandfather's Desert Eagle. Both Aragon and Legolas noticed the teen's actions and with a shared nod, they quickly grabbed the two teens from behind. The two immobilized them so they could not move their arms.
The teens did not take being thwarted lying down. Erica planted the heel of her boot on to Legolas's foot but he stood fast against the pain. With gritted teeth he told her to let Gandalf deal with it.
Mike was halfway towards his objective when felt someone grab him in a bear hug. Looking back, he saw Aragon holding him. The teen pleaded with the ranger, "AW common, just let me take one shot. I promise not kill him. I only wanted to shoot out his kneecaps. It won't kill him, only hurt a lot." With that plea, Aragon tightened his grip.
Earl leaned over to Dena, "Looks like Aragon and Legolas have taken charge."
Dena shook her head, "If Erica doesn't hurt them first."
Mike continued to struggle to free himself, "Please Aragon, Just one shot."
Erica kept struggling and told the elf, "I promise not to shoot him I'll just tie him up over large army ant hill. And cover him in honey."
Legolas merely shook his head in resignation and tightened his hold. Gandalf had been listening to the exchange for the entire time. thought the wizard. Finally, the wizard boomed out. "Erica Lyn Marr, James Michael Wolf, settle down right NOW!"
With that Mike turned white and seemed to wilt in the ranger's arms. Turning to Erica, he whispered, "Oh Shit, he used our middle names. We're in for it now."
thought the others. Earl asked Dena, "Did you tell Gandalf, Erica and Mike's middle names?" The teen only stared in wonder as his friend emphatically denied it.
The White Wizard shifted his gaze from the fallen advisor back to the American teens. "First young lady you promised about your language. Second I didn't need that image of Worm in my head." Gandalf told them.
"Uh, Erica, Does Gandalf remind you of someone right about now?" asked Mike.
"Yeah Gramps the way he acts." She replied with a shudder.
Mike took in the wizard's look and began to shake, "Do you have the feeling that we are about to take a trip to the wood shed?"
"No, if he is anything like Gramps the wood shed would be heaven compared to what he will do." Erica replied with a gulp.
Mike began looking around for possible hiding places, "Then why don't we be very quiet and go off to those nearby benches. Maybe he will forget about us if we don't do anything that might attract his attention." Erica shook her head, "Actually I was thinking David needed relief from the kids."
"Then let's get out of here before we get that trip to the woodshed. From the looks the king is giving us, I'd say he is also considering something similar and I have a feeling that both of them have some experience in dealing with people our age," responded Mike as he inched towards the door.
"I would except a certain pointy ear boy with the tight butt won't let go of me." Erica replied with a smile as she winked at Legolas.
The elf mentally sighed at the teen's antics. Finally, he rolled his eyes in annoyance and let her go. Pointing towards the door he said, "Then you had better leave while you can."
"You're no fun." Erica replied with a pout as she headed out the door. But little did they know she just wanted to get the M.A.P. to listen in without them knowing.
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The teens had not been back ten minutes when the doors of the great hall slammed open. Seconds later a figure came flying onto the steps. As the person flew by, Mike turned to
Erica and nonchalantly commented, "Look at that. It must be spring. All sorts of creatures are taking flight for the first time."
"Time to go a hunting." Erica replied as she went to retrieve her desert eagle from the trailer.
Mike placed his hand on her shoulder to stop her, "Better not. Gandalf would not be pleased and by the look on the king's face, I would say he's called dibs."
"Fine but lets make sure nothing else comes threw that door." Erica replied, taking the Desert Eagle as she watched the king follow his advisor out the Great Hall.
The teens watched as the king raised his sword, only to have Aragon catch it. With a scowl, Grima raced through the crowd, took a horse and bolted from the city. Earl and Dena arrived just in time to hear Mike mutter, "Why do I have the feeling that we have not seen the last of the little worm?"
Erica pulled out her remote and started fiddling with the controls, "You know I could always send the M.A.P.'s recon saucer to nail him. It has a short range laser on it."
Dena shook her head, "Better let him go. Besides I had a little talk with Aragon after you two ran out. He told me the king wanted to see all of us after he finished with something outside." "I don't like letting that..." Erica said than looked to see if Gandalf could hear her. Seeing that the wizard was nowhere in sight she cursed, "He let Shit face go! He's liable to spill info to someone."
Earl smirked, "Why were you looking around like that?" The teen was subsequently slapped across the head by Erica. Rubbing his chin, he asked, "What was that for?"
"Being a smart ass" Dena answered for Erica
Mike sighed and pointed toward the hall, "Why don't we go in and wait for the grown ups."
"I'll stay with the kids and M.A.P. I send the recon saucer to check things out so we don't have any more visitors," replied Erica as she moved back to their vehicle.
"Make it so," responded Mike
"If some aliens show up I am shooting you for your lame impression Captain P." Erica told him as she neared the M.A.P.
Mike couldn't help but yell back, "Hey, we already have the Vulcans, why not some more characters?"
"Cute ones at that," Dena remarked.
Ever since meeting the youngsters from America, the Legolas had become increasingly intrigued with their ways and speech. Deciding to keep an eye on the two, he had watched them from a nearby porch and asked Dena, "What are these Vulcans Mike was talking about?"
Earl and Dena had not noticed the elf approaching and were surprised by his question. Earl began laughing his head off while Dena was struck speechless.
Mike smiled, "I'll tell you later." Turning to the other teens, he motioned, I believe there are some benches with our names on them." The teens walked into the dimly lit hall where Earl started looking for something on the benches.
The girls looked at each other and rolled their eyes at the boy's antics. "I am not going to even ask at that lame action." Dena remarked as she sits down.
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About an hour later, Gandalf and the king entered the hall. Theodan returned to his throne while Gandalf motioned for the teens to approach. Pointing at the teens, Gandalf introduced them, "Theses are the children my companions ran into outside Edoras."
Theoden took a long look at the assembled teens. Finally he asked, "Gandalf has told me about coming across children from another realm. Now what brings you to Rohan?"
The teens looked at each other. A moment later Erica answered, "Good question."
The king zeroed in on her remark. "What do you mean by that, child?" asked the king.
"Well one minute we are minding our own business walking to another city that may offer help. Next we find ourselves in a land that is completely different from the one we were walking through and have no idea where we are." Erica replied with a little distress in her voice.
thought Mike. Placing his hand on Erica's shoulder, the teen answered the king. "My apologies lord. My companions and I have been through a lot this summer. We have gone from being normal high school students only concerned with taking it easy before the following school year only to have a plague strike. That plague took our parents, family, friends, basically everybody else in the city. We ran across some little children and decided to see that they were brought to safety." The strain from the last few weeks showed as he continued, "So here we are. Lord Aragon and company were the first living grown-ups we have seen in the last two weeks. Thus, we have acted on the advice of Gandalf and stand in front of you seeking sanctuary."
Theoden was not really angry with the teens and began taking a close look at them. thought the king. It was then that he noticed Erica's expression and in a fatherly voice asked, "Was there something you wished to add, Lady Erica?"
Erica wanted to give a smart reply but thought back to the little kids. Shaking her head, she answered, "I want these kids to have a good home so I am shutting up now."
Gandalf walked over and patted the girl on the shoulder, "I am proud to see you showing such restraint."
"More than you know." She replied threw gritted teeth.
Theoden looked to Gandalf as if seeking the answer to some unspoken question. The wizard motioned that he should drop that line of thought. Coming to a decision, he gave them a warm smile, "I am sure we can find homes for the little ones and perhaps you as well."
Relief shown on the teen's faces as they realized, they had accomplished at least part of their mission. However, before they could relax, a loud bell began ringing from within Erica's pocket. Taking out the remote, she began examining the screen.
Mike turned to Erica, "What's going on?"
Erica gave her friend a worried look as she showed him the picture showing on the screen. "I sent the Recon Saucer on long range recon. Mike, we got company coming."
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The grownups had turned to discussing the information provided by two children who had ridden from a distant village, bearing tales of destruction and violence. The news was not good. Wormtongue had managed to strip Edoras of much of its fighting men while the king was under Saruman's influence. The city was practically defenseless to any determined attacker. Theoden thought long and hard about how to face the enemy and save his people. He did not want to involve his unprepared nation in a war. Mike listened in as Aragon told the king "War is on you whether you like it or not."
Mike could not believe what was going on. He turned his attention back to his friend. Shaking his head, he asked the girl, "How far are they?"
"They look like a small scouting party of fifty. I would say they are only 46.7 miles and closing fast," Erica replied looking down at the screen. "Damn I can't get the recon saucer to go farther out. That's all I can get. I am recalling it."
Mike nodded just in time to hear the king tell Aragon, "Last time I looked, it was Theoden who ruled Rohan, not Aragon."
Earl leaned over and whispered, "Ooh smack down."
Dena had made friends with some of the ladies and they agreed to look after the little kids while she had her audience with the king. The teenager had gotten in just in time to hear the grownups argue over what to. thought the teen. She quickly walked in between Aragon and Theoden. "We don't have time for this!" Dena told the adults. "Get a grip! There is some major shit that is going to happen so take your attitudes and shove it." The king stood up and in a commanding voice growled, "Young lady, I will not have a child talk to me as such in my own home!"
Earl shuddered and motioned for Dena to quiet down, "Uh Dena, the good king has allowed us to stay with them. Calm down."
"Fine but these people need to move out of here now," Dena told them. The girl turned to Earl and Mike, "This place is no defense against what's coming. Trust me on this."
Mike felt the beginning of a headache coming on as his friend shouted out. I thought the teen. Trying to hold off any further conflict or getting then kicked out of Rohan, he raised his hands. "Look it's been a long day and for my friends a long two weeks. It might be a good idea for us to sleep on it."
Since arriving in Edoras, Dena had the feeling that she knew something about this place. Finally it hit her and she told him, "Damn it Mike I just remember back there why this all seems so familiar. We don't have time to rest. We have to get ready!"
"She's right Mike. Those things are just a scouting party and that worm guy looks like he's heading right for them." Erica told them.
The king got up and approached the teens. Using his stern father voice, he said, "I never accepted such speech even from my own son when he was your age and I will not accept from you. Now, I understand you have had a trying time and I am willing to forgive to point. But I have my limits." He turned to his niece, "Eowyn, show these children to their rooms."
Eowyn walked up to the teens, "Please come with me."
"I am staying with the M.A.P. just to keep an eye on things. And if you try to force me you'll find out what pain is all about." Erica informed him with a determined stare.
Mike looked to the ceiling as if asking God for strength. Turning back to the king, the teen calmly told him, "If you will, let me handle this." The king nodded and motioned for him to do as he wished. Walking over to Erica, he leaned over, "Erica, you are under a great deal of strain. Go get some sleep. I'll talk to them."
Erica nodded and allowed him to take her out of the hall. Once they were away from the adults, she told him, "Mike, I don't like the looks of what's coming." She pulled out the remote and handed it to him, "take a look for yourself."
The two were quickly joined by Dena, Earl, and David. "Hello anyone listen to me. Erica is right. There is some serious shit going to happen. If you don't believe me tell the King we should head to Helm's Deep right away." Dena told him as she started to walk away.
Mike stared at the screen for a few minutes, digesting the information. Finally, he turned to Erica, "Before we left I caught the grownups talking about sending the villagers to some fortress."
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Legolas walked out for a breath of air. It had been a long day and he wanted to check on the unusual children. He had not gone more than a few yards before hearing something coming from where the strangers had left their strange vehicle. Something just wasn't right so he followed the sound to see the girl kneeling near the machine. Walking silently behind her, "I thought you children had gone to bed?"
"Damn it not so loud!" Erica cried out as she yanked off a pair of earphones. "And who are you calling a child. You can't be much older than me or Mike."
"Be that as it may, you should be in bed, the hour is late and we have an early morning." replied the elf as he gently helped her up. "As to me calling you child, you can't be any older than sixteen, a child by even human standards. I, on the other hand am an elf and have seen over 2000 winters in my lifetime."
It was obvious that she didn't believe him but agreed that she really needed the sleep. "Fine, I'll sleep in the back of the M.A.P.'s last trailer. I just feel more comfortable here is all." She said as she eyed him as though he was lying about his age.
Legolas started to say something but looked back to the hall to see a familiar white robed wizard. In a fatherly voice Gandalf called out, "Erica, bed."
"I will gramps." Erica tiredly replied as she climbed into her sleeping bag. "Won't do me any good, I haven't slept much since the whole thing started."
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Watching from the door was the American leader. With a shake of his head, he muttered, "Girls I will never understand them." He walked back into the main hall where Aragon, Theoden, Gandalf continued to talk about the next course of action. Theoden looked up, noticing the teen. In a fatherly tone, the king asked, "I thought I told you children it's time to go to bed." A serious Mike responded, "I'll sleep when I'm dead. But for now, I've been handed responsibility of getting the children to safety and leading my friends in this world." Gandalf studied the young man in front of him, carefully considering his words. Nodding his head, the wizard responded, "Serious words from such a young mind."
Aragon also noticed that the teen was showing a maturity, far beyond his years. The ranger had already begun relating to the boy and picturing him a younger version of his own self. After all, he too was facing a responsibility he did not wish to have. He did not want to see this boy grow up too soon. Putting down his pipe, he told the teen the teen, "You have already found safety for your young charges and yourself. Go get some sleep. You've earned it."
Mike shook his head and paced the room, "When I joined my school's ROTC unit I couldn't wait to become an officer and leading men in battle. There was adventure to be had in war but reality is different from the fantasy. I'm responsible for my friends, I've killed people in battle, and now face leading those same friends into combat where they may be killed. Don't try to deny it. I heard those two kids, Eowyn was feeding, talk about what happened to their village and your discussion on what to do next."
The teen sat down next to the Ranger and looked up at the ceiling, "God, how I wish this would be a dream and I will wake up in my bed at home, with my mother getting me up for school." Looking back at the grown-ups with a hard look, "But this isn't a dream and there's a fight coming up. You're going to need every ally you can get."
Aragon smiled and asked, "Are you offering your services?"
"True." Gandalf replied. The character of the young man gained in stature.
Mike stopped and looked the king in the eye, "To answer Aragon's question, I suppose I am. Look my friends and I were members of the United States Army's Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps. We have some military training and our weapons can change the odds to your favor. Plus, my people have worked as a winning team in mock combats, called paintball, for over a year. We know our strengths and weaknesses. Then there is the fact that you have offered to provide homes for the little kids. That means on order to insure that the children remain safe, Rohan has to survive."
Theoden could see where he was going and asked the teen, "And what is it that you are offering?" an evil smile coming to his face.
Mike stood to attention and saluted the king, "Sir, as senior ranking officer and commander of the US Army's JROTC Detachment 12, I am placing my unit under your command for the duration of this emergency."
Theoden was taken aback by the boy's offer. thought the king as he took in Mike's expression. Finally, he shook his head and nodded, "Very well, I accept your offer of aid. However, I am concerned that you have girls as fighters. Women much less girls should not fight."
The teen steeled himself, "With all due respect. Cadet Lieutenant Marr is my executive officer and vital member of my command. As an officer of the United States Army, I stand behind every man or woman under my command."
"She is just a girl and they should be taking care of the children, not fighting" countered the king.
Gandalf stood up and placed his hands on the young man's shoulder in a show of support. "Michael knows his friends better than you or I. If he thinks they are able to fight, then I stand with him."
Mike decided to press his case, "Your majesty, I have fought alongside Erica in both mock combats and a recent life or death engagement that ended with the enemy suffering 100% casualties. In any case, as her commanding officer, I will vouch for her abilities."
Finally, the king nodded, "Okay, I will allow you to run your unit the way you want to. But by placing your unit under my command, you will follow my instructions on how you will be used."
Mike could not help thinking, . However, the king had at least agreed to letting the teens fight if only on his terms so if that was the best deal he could get, "Very well. However, I feel that it might be appropriate to give a demonstration of my friend's weaponry. Do you have an old suit of armor I could use?"
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Theoden quickly had his men retrieve a suit of armor and set up on the other end of the hall. The teen pulled out his Baretta and seated a round in the chamber. He walked over and stood about fifty yards away.
Mike stood sideways from the armor and placed his left hand on his hip. He quickly sighted the pistol with his right hand. Taking a deep breath, he squeezed off on round. The explosion ringed the hall and a small hole appeared in the armor. Loud Alarms start going off. Erica fell out of the trail on the ground, tangled in her sleeping bag. "What the hell?" muttered the teen as she reached for her weapon and began walking towards where the shot had sounded.
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Mike turned to the stunned audience, "That was just my backup weapon. My primary weapon can do the same to targets at five times the distance away. Of course my rifle has thirty rounds in the magazine compared to fifteen in the pistol." He continued explaining his group's weapons and capabilities, "My companion David's M-60 light machine gun can spit out 100 rounds per minute in sustained fire. Not to mention."
Suddenly the door crashed open and all heads turned to see a very angry teen age girl stalk into the great hall. Mike watched as Erica tore into the great hall. Giving her a smart ass grin, he asked, "Getting up so early?" as the smoke rose from his pistol.
"I am going to kick your b.. "Erica starts to say but then she noticed Gandalf giving her a questioning glare before continuing. "Why are you shooting anyway?"
"Just giving a little demonstration of our worth"
"You call that a demonstration. Hah. That is just icing on the cake compared to what half the weapons we got can do." Erica remarked as she looked at the armor.
Mike answered in a nonchalant tone, "It got you up."
"Only because the M.A.P's Alarms went off. Here they want to know what we can do use this." Erica told him as she handed him her grand father's desert eagle. "It's got a bad kick but I am using armor piercing so Use 5 suits of armor for the demo."
Mike began looking concerned as he picked up on the looks being given by the grownups. "Uh, I think they got the message. Save your ammo, I have a feeling we are going to need every remaining round."
"Ok, but if they want to know what they can do, I can call up a computer demo tomorrow on the M.A.P's screen when it's full charged. So we can do it QUIETLY!!!!" Erica sneered at him.
Gandalf stood behind the squabbling teens, In a no non sense voice, the wizard ordered, "I believe it is time for two teenagers to go to bed. I do mean bed."
Mike turned to Erica, "Ever notice how Gandalf sounds a lot like Gramps?"
"Scary isn't it?" Erica replied than told the wizard, "I was in bed but HE had to go and wake me up! Now I'll never get back to sleep."
"Erica.." warned Gandalf.
Erica began walking back towards the entrance, "Fine I think I got some Jack Daniels in the trailer some where that should put me to sleep." She joked at Mike.
Mike looked back to the wizard, "Uh Erica, I really don't think this is the time for that kind of comment. Remember what Gramps did the last time you smarted off like that. Gandalf has that same look."
"Hey you're the one who woke me up. So deal and he's not Gramps. I was going to try and get back to sleep." Erica said as she walked out the door.
Mike just shook his head as she walked out and went to his own chamber. Right before going to bed, Mike heard the king deciding to take his people to Helms Deep. Not thinking much of the revelation, he whistled for Rusty to follow him out of the hall to the bed chambers. As he drifted off to sleep a nagging voice entered his head.
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The elf followed Erica back out to the M.A.P. trailer.
"What you going to tuck me in?" Erica sarcastically asked him as she picked up her sleeping bag.
Legolas just shook his head and smile, He waited for the young teen to curl up before approaching her makeshift bed. Leaning against the trailer, the elf began softly singing an elvish melody that caused her to fall into a well deserved sleep.
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The next morning the teens assembled in the Great Hall. The structure was a picture of controlled chaos. People were running back and forth, carrying blankets and other items needed for a long trip. Earl stood there watching the people getting ready to leave.
Turning to the others, he quipped, "Think somebody warned them about American teenagers?"
Dena just shook her head, "Did anybody tell you guys what's going on?"
Outside, Erica was already packing the trailers and making sure everything was ready for the trip to the fortress. Taking a break, she walked into the Great Hall and began looking for her friends. Finally spotting them, she came up and yelled, "Dena, David get the kids ready to leave NOW!!!"
A moment later, Mike stumbled into the hall and plopped onto a nearby bench. "Where's the coffee?" asked the teen.
Erica just looked at him with humor in her eyes, "Didn't you get the memo? You drew the duty for today."
Earl laughed at the banter and quipped, "I need sugar in mine."
Mike mumbled, "Where's a Starbucks when you need one."
Suddenly, right behind Erica, A voice asked, "What is this Starbucks?" Turning around the teen faced a certain blond elf. Deciding to let her friend off the hook, answered, "A place that would kill your kind."
Erica nodded, "But it gives humans a good shot in the butt when we need it."
Earl helpfully added, "But they also serve decaf."
"Yeah but it tastes worse than piss." Erica responded with a look of disgust.
Mike looked up from the table he had been resting his head on. With a smirk, he asked, "And how would you know?"
"One of gramps punishment," Erica truthfully replied with a shudder.
Disgusted looks fell over the others as that image sank through their brains. Mike felt something press against his thigh. Looking down, he noticed Rusty, the Iris Setter momma dog they had brought with them, tapping him with her front paw. Leaning over he asked, "What do you want?"
The Irish Setter lifted her ears and cocked her head as if she was actually paying attention. Pointing towards the girls, he told the dog, "Go see Erica."
Mike waited for the dog to go away. But to everyone's amusement, the dog just sat there. Finally, letting off a sigh of resignation and told the dog, "Oh alright, I'll let you out." Watching the dog began jumping up and down, he turned back to his friends, "I'll be back." With that, he got up and began walking towards the door, the dog following him closely, jumping around in excitement.
Earl grinned, "Well we now know who has who trained."
"My money's on the animal and I am not talking about Mike either." Erica snickered.
Legolas smiled, then turned back to Erica, "Okay what is going on?"
"The dog is taking Mike out for a walk." Erica answered with a smirk.
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A short distance away, Eowyn overheard the conversation and gave a soft laugh. Finally, getting herself together she reached into a chest and pulled out a sword. Taking the sword out of its sheaf, the woman began making some cautious swings, testing the feel of the blade. Earl noticed the sword play and nudged Erica, "Hey take a look at that."
"Not bad." Erica responded with respect in her eyes.
"Looks like not all women around here are sheltered", added David.
"Thank God! A normal woman," Erica replied as she went over to watch the Shieldmaiden's moves. As the teen approached, another figure also expressed interest in the display.
Eowyn continued her practice, neither noticing the teen nor Aragon until the Ranger stopped her swing with his knife. After having his blade knocked away, he commented, "You know how to use a blade."
Putting away her weapon, Eowyn responded, "The women of Rohan have learned that danger doesn't not leave us alone. I do not fear death."
"Oh what is it you fear?"
"A golden cage where old age and use make it acceptable."
Nodding, Aragon countered, "You are a Shield Maiden of Rohan. I do not think you will have to suffer such a fate."
"Maybe, but we must be ready to leave," responded Eowyn as she put away her weapon. Noticing the teen standing nearby, she motioned for her to come near.
"I think he likes you," Erica teased.
Eowyn smiled, "Perhaps." Looking at the teen more closely, "Was there something else you wanted to discuss?"
"Yeah I wanted pointers on using this." Erica says as she pulls out a very old Japanese Katana and showed it to the Shield Maiden.
The girl picked up some folded blankets, "I would love to but we have to get ready to leave for Helms Deep. There will be rest stops along the way. If we have the time, I would be happy to help you then."
Erica smiled and answered with one word, "Cool."
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Mike returned from taking the dog out. Noticing the exchange, he commented to Dena, "Looks like someone has found a mentor."
"Knowing Erica it's just because the girl knows something she doesn't. But we'll just wait and see." Dena replied with a shake of her head.
Mike looked on as the two continued their conversation, "In any case, it's good to see Erica hitting it off with the natives." The teen grabbed his chin, "That reminds me, Theoden has settled on moving his people to some fortress named Helms Deep. He believes that his people will be safe there."
"Damn I knew it!!" Dena remarked, hitting her forehead.
Giving the girl a hard stare, "You have been acting very strange since yesterday. What gives?"
"This is going to sound really weird but do you remember Miss. Swissos?" Dena asked the gathered teens.
Earl answered, "You don't mean the scary English teacher who frightened half the football team."
"Yeah. Anyone who had her for a teacher was lucky if they got a D for the semester." David remarked.
Erica rejoined the group in time to catch Dena's question and moaned, "Yeah I had to go to summer school because of her."
"What does a Teacher from Hell have to do with this?" Mike asked.
"One of her assignments was THIS BOOK!" Dena tells them as she held up a book by J.R.R. Tolkien.
"You don't mean we're in a book!!!" Erica said in disbelief.
Mike folded his arms and cocked an eyebrow, "And you expect me that this author JRR Tolkien has foreseen everything that's going to happen?"
"If you don't believe reread it! Than tell me different." Dena says as she throws the book at Mike
Shaking his head, he handed the book over to Earl. "Even if recent events have been written in that book, I don't want to know. If I knew what is going to come about, then I might screw it up by trying to change it.
You remember that movie, Jurassic Park?"
Earl nodded, "Yeah, that's the movie where scientists managed to bring back the dinosaurs?"
Mike nodded as he remembered that movie, "That's the one. Jeff Goldblum's character made reference to something called the Chaos theory. In a nutshell, you can't control the future. Life finds a way. By the way, since the king is finding homes for the little kids, I placed our unit at his service."
With that bit of news, Erica started humming the Twilight Zone theme.
Earl smiled, "Uh Erica, did you hear that last part?"
"Why do you think I am humming?" She replied with a snicker.
The teen watched Mike move off towards the doors. Shaking his head, he pointed at his friend's back, "I meant that part about putting us under Theoden's command."
"Yeah but I figure if this is anything like the book I'll have enough action to work out my frustrations for the next 1000 years or so." Erica replied.
"Better make that 10,000" muttered Dena.
Mike paused at the door and called back, "Oh Erica, I heard that Gandalf is at the stables, getting ready to leave. You want to say goodbye?"
Erica shot up and growled, "Damn straight I do."
"Then come on. Aragon is already there."
"Way ahead of you," responded the teen.
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Without another word, the teens rushed to the stables. They walked in to see Aragon talking to the Whit Wizard. Gandalf had just told the Ranger that he must be off and that Rohan needed him. A sound startled the two men and they looked up to see the teens at the door. Taking in Erica's expression, Gandalf said, "Good morning, I didn't want to wake you up."
Erica looked up at him, the hurt visible in her eyes. "That's no excuse for trying to leave without saying good journey." Erica huffed.
Motioning for the girl to come closer, Gandalf looked at her knowingly, "There's something else, isn't it?"
"So are you planning on leaving for good?" Erica questioned him trying not to show the fear that was in her.
The White Wizard grasped her shoulders, "I know what you fear. I promise you I will return. As I told Aragon, look to the rising sun on the fifth day." Mike had walked up beside Aragon. Gandalf addressed both of them, "The Rohan are venturing into danger by going to Helms Deep. Theoden will need both of you if he is to hold out until I come back with the other Riders of Rohan."
Mike gave the old man a serious look, "You can count on me and I know my friends will agree."
"If those things think they are going to win, I got a few surprises for them." Erica smiled evilly as she patted her breast pocket. Taking note of the bulge, the wizard leaned down from his steed and whispered something in her ear which caused her to smile brightly and hug him.
With that the White Wizard galloped out of the stables. Erica stood at the doorway, watching him ride out of sight. Back the Great Hall Earl had decided to see what his friends were up to. He arrived just in time to see Erica smile and give him a hug. Walking up to Aragon, Mike, and Erica, he asked, "Erica what did he say to you?"
Turning around, Mike asked him, "Why do you want to know?"
"Because her smile is scaring me," Earl answered
"Don't worry boys, you'll know what he said in time." Erica tells them as she watches Gandalf ride off snickering to herself.
"Now I am scared." Mike says
Shaking off his growing sense of unease, Mike went back to clear up details concerning the upcoming trip with Theoden and the other teens.
TBC
Author's Note: Well the kids have arrived in Middle Earth. Now in front of them lies the march to Helms Deep with the Rohirren and the upcoming battle with Sauruman's army. Just to give a little preview you can expect more upcoming action in "Chapter Five: Semper Paratus" as the Wolf Riders attack the column and the teens get to unleash some good old fashioned American firepower on some not so bright orcs. You will also notice that some of the dialog was copied straight from "The Two Towers". The dialog between Theoden, Gandalf, and Grima Wormtongue are prime examples. The sections quoted from JRR Tolkien have been marked with the page number. Finally, this will be the first part of a two part story. I already plan on ending Currahee with the fight at Helms Deep as per the movie. The sequel to this story will be written following the release of "Return of the King" and follow a similar story line. In any case, take a look and tell me what you think.
Merry Prankster, Out
by The Merry Prankster
Chapter Four: Rendezvous With Destiny
One Mile North of Edoras Land of Rohan 1100 hours February 29, 3019 (Middle Earth)
At Gandalf's urging, Aragon, Gimli, and Legolas made haste to Edoras. Two miles out of the Rohan capital, Gandalf motioned for the horsemen to slow down. Aragon, looked at the wizard, "What is the matter? Why are we slowing down so close to our destination?"
The White Wizard looked off to a distant patch of rough ground, covered with shrubbery. Pointing towards the broken terrain, he answered, "We are being watched from that section of rocks."
Legoalas, the elf, looked over to where the wizard had been pointing, "Gandalf is right. I too can hear people hiding behind those rocks. It's as if small children have hidden themselves. But I also hear some faint noise I have never heard before."
Gimli shrugged, "Well then lets go see who these watchers are and what business they have watching us."
Aragon held up is hand to pause his friend, "We do not know if they are friend or foe. However, if Legolas is right and there are small children up there. We cannot in good conscious leave them at the mercies of orc nor foul beast that prowls this land in these dark times."
"So you are saying we should introduce ourselves?" asked the dwarf.
Aragon looked down at his friend and smiled, "Of course." Looking down at the ground, the ranger continued, "Judging from these strange tracks that lead off in that direction, I would say they number no more than twelve young mortals plus some strange cart. If they belong to Saruman, they should be no problem for us to handle. If they are children as Gandalf and Legolas believe, then we must offer them our aid."
"Very well, lets get this over with," grumbled the dwarf. I do not wish to put off our business with the Rohan any longer than I have to."
Legolas turned back to the wizard. Quickly noting his expression, the elf realized, "You know something don't you?"
Gandalf gave his companions a small smile and only replied, "All I can say is that I sense we will find allies who may prove useful in this fight against Saruman and Sauron."
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Without another word, the companions rode off towards the outcropping. Right before their arrival, a figure stood up from behind a nearby bush. At first glance, one could tell that this was of the race of Men. But he was not from any kingdom they were familiar with. For one, the boy, for he was not yet a man, was dressed in an unusual tunic and trousers of green, brown, and black. Upon his head was a wide brimmed, floppy hat of the same pattern and he wore a green belt and harness that was covered in pouches and his black lace up boots were nothing they had seen before. Finally, in his right hand was a black weapon of some kind but unknown to all of the companions.
Aragon looked back to Gandalf who answered his unspoken question with a faint nod. He turned back to the strange boy and told his companions, "Wait here until I tell you to come up. I have a feeling that this boy is not one of Saruman's thralls."
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The ranger dismounted from his horse so to threaten the boy as little as possible.
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Mike waited until the riders were less than twenty yards away before standing up. Holding his weapon in one hand, pointing in the air, he greeted the riders, "Hello, you wouldn't by any chance be able to tell me what land this is?"
Legolas had been able to catch a little of Mike's conversation with Earl and relayed the remarks to the dwarf. Gimli walked up behind Aragon and told the teen, "And you said I look strange."
Mike stared at the short guy, "Look Mister, I don't know who you are but you certainly don't look normal to me."
Legolas and Aragon shared a smile as they listened to the teen's reply. Gimli, on the other hand was not pleased with the response and wanted to teach this child some manners. The dwarf gripped his ax as he approached the teen, "If I were you I would show a little more respect for my elders. You aren't too big to turn over my knee, Boy."
Meanwhile, Erica had left her position and stood beside her friend, her rifle also pointing in the air. "No but he could turn you over his." Erica remarked back as she made it very clear that they wear at the wrong end of a deadly weapon
Aragon and Legolas quickly grabbed their weapons as the other teens stood up from their positions, weapons at the ready. Only Gandalf did not look surprised. In fact, he appeared to have been expecting the others. Taking note of the situation, Gandalf immediately ordered his companions to lower their weapons while Mike calmed his.
Mike took a deep breath and attempted to tone down the confrontation. Turning to the scruffy looking human he introduced himself, "Look, it appears that we started on the wrong foot. Why don't we introduce ourselves before any of us do something that he or she will regret."
"Just let the short shit know the only one who's dissing you is me." Erica replied with a smile
Aragon nodded, agreeing with the boy, "That would be a wise idea, young one. I am Aragon, son of Arathorn." Pointing to the dwarf, "To my right is Gimli, Son of Gloin, and to my left is Legolas son of Thrandel. And last but not least, is Gandalf the White
Mike smiled, "Very well, I am Cadet Lieutenant Michael Wolfe, United States Army, Commanding officer of JROTC Detachment 012. "The young lady mouthing off at your vertically challenged individual is my executive officer Cadet Lieutenant Erica Marr.
"Of Western Elm Ranch", added Erica.
The teen continued introducing his companions, "Hiding behind that bush over there is Cadet Sergeants Earl Beegle, David Sims, and Dena Cain."
The introductions be finished, Mike turned to the others, "Okay guys lower your weapons, I don't want anything going off by accident." At the same time, Aragon motioned for his companions to do the same as Legolas lowered his bow
"I still got them on target with the M.A.P main gun if they try any thing," warned Erica.
Mike walked over to Erica and in a commanding voice, "Erica, stand down. We are in a strange land and these gentlemen may be our only link to civilization. Plus they have been the only grown ups we have seen walking around in the last two weeks."
"As soon as the short shit takes his hand off the knife he's got in his belt."
Mike turned back to the man identified as Aragon. "Would you please ask your companion to remove his hand from his knife? I really do not wish to see a fight break out accidentally."
Gandalf peered at the Dwarf who returned a sheepish look as he took his hand away from his weapon.
"Thank you." Aragon looked back at the teens. They were dressed alike but seemed all so young in his eyes. He asked the teen in charge, "What are young people your age wandering about the Land of Rohan unattended? These are dark times and children should not be away from their parents."
Dena listened to the conversation and began thinking about some books she had read for her Literature Class. thought the teen. Shaking her head to clear it, she turned back to the conversation.
The Ranger caught the look of pain that flashed across the teenager's eyes. The look vanished as quickly as Mike responded, "Well you see that's the problem. All of our parents, family, friends, Hell, the entire freaking city died in a plague that struck less than a month ago. We are all that's left of a city of over 100,000 inhabitants."
Gimli's eyes grew wide at that revelation, "That's impossible. No City of Man, not even a province has that many people living in it. The entire land of Rohan would be hard pressed to come near such a population."
"Believe it short shit. That doesn't just include the other cities like New York that had over a million that too was hit by the Superflu." Erica answered.
Gandalf gave the girl a hard look, and in a reproaching tone responded, "Now Erica, Gimli was merely making an observation. You didn't need to answer him in that tone much less the language."
Mike turned to Earl, "Does this Gandalf fellow remind you of someone?"
Earl looked a little closely, "You know if you trimmed the beard and cut his hair he could be Gramp's twin."
"Listen..." Erica started to say but than began crying as she saw the old man clearly for the first time.
Mike nodded, "He even has the same tone of voice." Watching Erica start to cry, the teen rushed over, "Erica, you okay? What's the matter?" Legolas, Gimli and Aragon also began looking concerned.
"I am fine! If I hadn't had to bury gramps myself I would swear that was him." Erica remarks as she steadies herself with a deep breath.
Gandalf's look softened as he caught her explanation. Catching her attention he told her, "I understand but I would appreciate if you would watch your language."
"Well since you ask so nicely. I will try." Erica replied sheepishly. Than thinking to herself,
Gandalf raised an eyebrow and gave her a reproachful look, "Young Lady...."
"What, I didn't say anything?" Erica surprisingly says.
"Young Lady..."
"WHAT?"
"Your language..."
"I didn't say anything.." Erica remarks angrily
"Young lady you should watch your thoughts. Besides your face gave you away."
Mike turned to Earl, "You know, Gandalf even acts like Gramps. Erica had better watch out."
"HOW?" Erica dumbly asked.
David and Dena took in the look on their friend's face and fell over laughing.
Mike joined his friends in their laughter for a few minutes. Finally composing himself, he turned back to the fellowship, "Look, we ran across seven children and promised their dying guardian that we would take them to safety. So we are searching for a safe place for them."
Aragon thought about where the companions were headed and told the teen, "The king may be able to help. You and your friends are welcome to come with us."
Gandalf nodded, "As Aragon stated, these are perilous times for Middle Earth. We are journeying to the city of Edoras, the capital of Rohan."
The wizard pointed towards a distant hill with what looked like a settlement of some kind on top. "Edoras is less than a few hours march from here. Now my companions and I have important business with the King of Rohan. I believe that the king may offer the very safety you desire. But in any case come with us to the city, we will inform the guards that you are friends of Rohan."
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The next few minutes were marked by quick action among the visitors from America. Following the decision to go with the fellowship, Mike began spouting orders. Turning to the teens, he told them, "Okay people lets get this show on the road. Red Team get the little kids up and ready to move within the next fifteen minutes. Gold Team take point. David take trail."
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The walk to the Capital of Rohan proved uneventful. Mike walked in the lead next to the ranger. For the next few hours, the teen asked Aragon multiple questions about Rohan and the 'Darkness' that he had previously overheard. Less than two hours later, the group passed under the outer gates. The city was not much bigger than a small American town. Its walls were made of wood and the roofs of the houses within, wood with thatch roofs. Earl examined the structures as they passed by. thought the teen.
Mike turned to Erica and commented, "Hey Erica, does this city look somewhat familiar? Think Ms. Vick and World History last year."
The girl looked around and recognized the style from Ms Vick's lesson on Anglo-Saxon England. With a visible shudder, she muttered, "Scary."
"Yeah, it looks like something out of Anglo-Saxon England. I almost expect Beowulf to come running out of the great hall with Grendal's arm," clarified Mike.
"I swear if I see a monster, I am blowing its head off," warned the teenage girl.
Legolas had been riding near Erica, pointed towards Mike, "Just who is this Beowulf your friend refers to?"
Erica shook her head and concentrated on the path ahead, "Long story short, Hero want to kill a monster but gets killed by its kid later."
The elf, recognizing that he would not be getting a more detailed answer at this point, nodded and continued up past the thatched roof hovels that abounded all over the capital of Rohan. Gandalf dismounted from his horse 'Shadowfax' and motioned for Erica to come to him
With a knowing gleam, the wizard told her, "I have a feeling you could be very useful in what is to come."
"Oh really just what do you have in mind?" Erica replied with an evil smile
Returning her smile, the older gentleman, responded, "Oh I feel you will think of something at the right time."
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Before going up the stairs, Aragon turned to the teenagers, "I want you to hold back for now."
Mike nodded, "I take it you have a plan?"
Aragon shrugged, "Just follow Gandalf's lead." At that the wizard turned to Erica, "Are you ready, 'Grand Daughter'?
Getting the hint she pretended to be over helpful to him. "You got it Grandfather." Erica replied with a wink as she reached out to help him up the steps.
Motioning for her to take his arm, Gandalf and the fellowship walked up the stairs. The remaining teens following close behind. Right before reaching the doors, several armed men came out. The leader addressing the fellowship, "I am the Doorward of Theoden. Hama is my name. Here I must bid you lay aside your weapons before you enter." (p.121)
With a look from Gandalf, Aragon handed over his sword, as did Legolas his bow, and Gimli, his axes.
The guards next turned to the teens. Mike met their looks with a puzzled, "Yes?"
Aragon replied, "They want your weapons also." With a shrug, the teens unloaded their rifles and handed them over
Finally the Hama stared at the Wizard. "Your staff," questioned the man. "Forgive me, but that too must be left at the doors." (p.122)
It was now time for the teenage girl to play her role. She had previously left her rifle back at the M.A.P so was able to be the dutiful grand daughter.
Hama reiterated his request for Gandalf's staff as his men blocked the door.
"You can not be that cruel to my grandfather as to demand his walking staff?" Erica asked the Doorward. "If you will not allow him to have his staff, then at least allow me to escort him to the king."
With a sigh, the Captain gave in. "Very well you may keep your staff, follow me."
"Grand father, will you be alright?" Erica asked as she gave Gandalf a wink.
"Oh, I think I can manage," replied Gandalf.
The fellowship followed the guard into a great hall. At one end sat a decrepit figure upon a throne. Near his side was a slimy black haired advisor whispering in his ear.
On the way in, Mike leaned over to his friends and whispered, "Anybody spot the door where Grendal comes in?"
"Nope but I am watching for it." Earl replied with a shudder.
Erica took one look at the pasty faced figure sitting next to the king. "I think she's sitting next to the king," Erica whispered.
Dena had been following behind them and asked Erica, "Why do you say that?"
"Because he's giving me the wiggins," Erica replied.
Mike grinned and shook his head, and motioned for the teens to hold back. "Aragon wanted us to stay back while the grownups settle whatever business they have with the king."
Earl decided to make a crack, "Get a load of the corpse on the chair." The teen's smart remark was swiftly answered with a slap across his head.
Mike slowly turned to his friend and pointed around at the nearby guards, "Watch your mouth. We may be staying with these people and I really don't want the first impression of us to be our badmouthing their king.
Dena had been walking along examining the wooden construction of the great hall and the tapestries lining the walls. Suddenly everything came back to Dena as to why it all seemed familiar. Earl noticed his friend turn whit and asked her, "Are you alright? You seem a little pale."
The girl took a deep breath before answering, "I'll explain later especially if I am right about what's going to happen."
Earl grabbed her shoulder to get the teen to stop. With a look of concern, he asked, "What's going to happen?" Pausing to consider her answer, she finally told him her revelation. Mike had been standing nearby and managed to hear most of their conversation. Shaking his head, the teen muttered, "And on that note, I'm moving away from you two."
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Meanwhile, the White Wizard approached the throne and addressed the seated monarch. "Hail Theoden son of Thengel! I have returned. For Behold! The storm comes, and now all friends should gather together, lest each be singly destroyed."
The aged figure laughed and hissed back, "Why should I welcome you, Gandalf Stormcrow?"
The slimy advisor leaned over and nodded, "You speak justly, Lord."(p.125)
Grima Wormtongue, stood up and continued, "It is not yet five days since the bitter tidings came that Theodred your son was slain upon the West Marches: your right-hand, Second-Marshal of the Mark. In Eomer there is little trust. Few men would be left to guard the walls. Why indeed should we welcome you, Master Stormcrow? Lathspell I name you, ill-news; and ill news is an ill guest they say." (p.125)
Choosing to ignore the so called advisor, Gandalf addressed the king, "The courtesy of your hall is somewhat lessoned of late, Theoden son of Thengel. Has not the messenger from your gate reported the names of my companions? Seldom has any lord of Rohan received such guests." (p.125)
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At the back of the hall, the five teens listened to the exchange of words with growing anger. Dena remembered that she should go check on the children, walked out. The remaining teens got angrier. "Ok that guy is really starting to piss me off." Erica told Mike as she clenched her fists.
Mike patted his holster, "I wonder how he would like a nine mil in his knee cap?"
The exchange between the two teens did not go unnoticed. Grima Wormtongue turned his attention from Gandalf and sneered at them. Not backing down, Erica sneered right back.
Turning back to the wizard, the advisor continued his argument. Finally, Gandalf spoke in a cold voice, "The wise speak only of what they know, Grima son of Galmod. A worthless worm you have become. Therefore be silent, and keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a serving man till the lightning falls." Grima backed up and told the guards, "He has his staff? I told you to take his staff." (p.126)
Several men began approaching the party from the sides and were swiftly immobilized by Aragon, Gimli and Legolas.
"Grand Daughter please override your command with the Doorward....JERK!!!"Erica answers as she beats on the men behind her. A swift kick to the guard groin behind her followed by a round house to his face. Before the Guard could respond to the pain the teen was inflicting on him she sent her elbow down on the back of his head sending him to the ground. Ignoring the altercation behind him, Gandalf continued telling the advisor, "I have no time for the likes of you Grima Wormtongue" and knocked him to the ground. The advisor tried getting up but was stopped by the dwarf.
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Throughout the fight, Mike and Earl watched with interest. David had decided to join Dena and look after the children. Mike leaned against a pillar and asked Earl, "Do you think we should help out?"
Earl watched as Erica took out the last guard, "Naw, they have it under control."
Mike nodded, "Yeah it looks like Erica is just getting started."
You guys are no gentlemen!" Erica told them as she flipped a guard over her shoulder.
Earl turned to his friend, "You know she has a point."
"True," Mike agreed as he pulled out his wallet. "Twenty bucks on Erica?"
"You're on."
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Gandalf approached the king and exchanged some words. The teens could barely make out something about a Saruman, then Gandalf throwing off his cloak, revealing his white robes. A touch of the staff to the king's forehead sends him back into the throne.
From off to the side a young woman came rushing out, "Uncle," she called. Aragon caught her and told her to wait.
Mike, Earl, and Dena walked up to Erica, just in time to see the king transform from a decrepit old man to a middle aged king. The strength returning as the effects of Saruman's possession faded away.
Mike leaned over to Erica and pointed at the king, "WOW!"
I second that!" Erica says
They just stared as Gandalf told Theoden, "Your fingers would remember their old strength better if they grasped a sword hilt." (p.129)
"Shit I was right." Dena said as she took in the scene.
Mike watched as the king turned to a visibly shaken Grima. thought the teen. Without a conscious thought, the teen began walking forward, raising the flap on his holster and reaching for his Baretta. Earl noticed it out the corner of his eye and muttered "uh oh".
Erica followed him reaching for her grandfather's Desert Eagle. Both Aragon and Legolas noticed the teen's actions and with a shared nod, they quickly grabbed the two teens from behind. The two immobilized them so they could not move their arms.
The teens did not take being thwarted lying down. Erica planted the heel of her boot on to Legolas's foot but he stood fast against the pain. With gritted teeth he told her to let Gandalf deal with it.
Mike was halfway towards his objective when felt someone grab him in a bear hug. Looking back, he saw Aragon holding him. The teen pleaded with the ranger, "AW common, just let me take one shot. I promise not kill him. I only wanted to shoot out his kneecaps. It won't kill him, only hurt a lot." With that plea, Aragon tightened his grip.
Earl leaned over to Dena, "Looks like Aragon and Legolas have taken charge."
Dena shook her head, "If Erica doesn't hurt them first."
Mike continued to struggle to free himself, "Please Aragon, Just one shot."
Erica kept struggling and told the elf, "I promise not to shoot him I'll just tie him up over large army ant hill. And cover him in honey."
Legolas merely shook his head in resignation and tightened his hold. Gandalf had been listening to the exchange for the entire time. thought the wizard. Finally, the wizard boomed out. "Erica Lyn Marr, James Michael Wolf, settle down right NOW!"
With that Mike turned white and seemed to wilt in the ranger's arms. Turning to Erica, he whispered, "Oh Shit, he used our middle names. We're in for it now."
thought the others. Earl asked Dena, "Did you tell Gandalf, Erica and Mike's middle names?" The teen only stared in wonder as his friend emphatically denied it.
The White Wizard shifted his gaze from the fallen advisor back to the American teens. "First young lady you promised about your language. Second I didn't need that image of Worm in my head." Gandalf told them.
"Uh, Erica, Does Gandalf remind you of someone right about now?" asked Mike.
"Yeah Gramps the way he acts." She replied with a shudder.
Mike took in the wizard's look and began to shake, "Do you have the feeling that we are about to take a trip to the wood shed?"
"No, if he is anything like Gramps the wood shed would be heaven compared to what he will do." Erica replied with a gulp.
Mike began looking around for possible hiding places, "Then why don't we be very quiet and go off to those nearby benches. Maybe he will forget about us if we don't do anything that might attract his attention." Erica shook her head, "Actually I was thinking David needed relief from the kids."
"Then let's get out of here before we get that trip to the woodshed. From the looks the king is giving us, I'd say he is also considering something similar and I have a feeling that both of them have some experience in dealing with people our age," responded Mike as he inched towards the door.
"I would except a certain pointy ear boy with the tight butt won't let go of me." Erica replied with a smile as she winked at Legolas.
The elf mentally sighed at the teen's antics. Finally, he rolled his eyes in annoyance and let her go. Pointing towards the door he said, "Then you had better leave while you can."
"You're no fun." Erica replied with a pout as she headed out the door. But little did they know she just wanted to get the M.A.P. to listen in without them knowing.
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The teens had not been back ten minutes when the doors of the great hall slammed open. Seconds later a figure came flying onto the steps. As the person flew by, Mike turned to
Erica and nonchalantly commented, "Look at that. It must be spring. All sorts of creatures are taking flight for the first time."
"Time to go a hunting." Erica replied as she went to retrieve her desert eagle from the trailer.
Mike placed his hand on her shoulder to stop her, "Better not. Gandalf would not be pleased and by the look on the king's face, I would say he's called dibs."
"Fine but lets make sure nothing else comes threw that door." Erica replied, taking the Desert Eagle as she watched the king follow his advisor out the Great Hall.
The teens watched as the king raised his sword, only to have Aragon catch it. With a scowl, Grima raced through the crowd, took a horse and bolted from the city. Earl and Dena arrived just in time to hear Mike mutter, "Why do I have the feeling that we have not seen the last of the little worm?"
Erica pulled out her remote and started fiddling with the controls, "You know I could always send the M.A.P.'s recon saucer to nail him. It has a short range laser on it."
Dena shook her head, "Better let him go. Besides I had a little talk with Aragon after you two ran out. He told me the king wanted to see all of us after he finished with something outside." "I don't like letting that..." Erica said than looked to see if Gandalf could hear her. Seeing that the wizard was nowhere in sight she cursed, "He let Shit face go! He's liable to spill info to someone."
Earl smirked, "Why were you looking around like that?" The teen was subsequently slapped across the head by Erica. Rubbing his chin, he asked, "What was that for?"
"Being a smart ass" Dena answered for Erica
Mike sighed and pointed toward the hall, "Why don't we go in and wait for the grown ups."
"I'll stay with the kids and M.A.P. I send the recon saucer to check things out so we don't have any more visitors," replied Erica as she moved back to their vehicle.
"Make it so," responded Mike
"If some aliens show up I am shooting you for your lame impression Captain P." Erica told him as she neared the M.A.P.
Mike couldn't help but yell back, "Hey, we already have the Vulcans, why not some more characters?"
"Cute ones at that," Dena remarked.
Ever since meeting the youngsters from America, the Legolas had become increasingly intrigued with their ways and speech. Deciding to keep an eye on the two, he had watched them from a nearby porch and asked Dena, "What are these Vulcans Mike was talking about?"
Earl and Dena had not noticed the elf approaching and were surprised by his question. Earl began laughing his head off while Dena was struck speechless.
Mike smiled, "I'll tell you later." Turning to the other teens, he motioned, I believe there are some benches with our names on them." The teens walked into the dimly lit hall where Earl started looking for something on the benches.
The girls looked at each other and rolled their eyes at the boy's antics. "I am not going to even ask at that lame action." Dena remarked as she sits down.
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About an hour later, Gandalf and the king entered the hall. Theodan returned to his throne while Gandalf motioned for the teens to approach. Pointing at the teens, Gandalf introduced them, "Theses are the children my companions ran into outside Edoras."
Theoden took a long look at the assembled teens. Finally he asked, "Gandalf has told me about coming across children from another realm. Now what brings you to Rohan?"
The teens looked at each other. A moment later Erica answered, "Good question."
The king zeroed in on her remark. "What do you mean by that, child?" asked the king.
"Well one minute we are minding our own business walking to another city that may offer help. Next we find ourselves in a land that is completely different from the one we were walking through and have no idea where we are." Erica replied with a little distress in her voice.
thought Mike. Placing his hand on Erica's shoulder, the teen answered the king. "My apologies lord. My companions and I have been through a lot this summer. We have gone from being normal high school students only concerned with taking it easy before the following school year only to have a plague strike. That plague took our parents, family, friends, basically everybody else in the city. We ran across some little children and decided to see that they were brought to safety." The strain from the last few weeks showed as he continued, "So here we are. Lord Aragon and company were the first living grown-ups we have seen in the last two weeks. Thus, we have acted on the advice of Gandalf and stand in front of you seeking sanctuary."
Theoden was not really angry with the teens and began taking a close look at them. thought the king. It was then that he noticed Erica's expression and in a fatherly voice asked, "Was there something you wished to add, Lady Erica?"
Erica wanted to give a smart reply but thought back to the little kids. Shaking her head, she answered, "I want these kids to have a good home so I am shutting up now."
Gandalf walked over and patted the girl on the shoulder, "I am proud to see you showing such restraint."
"More than you know." She replied threw gritted teeth.
Theoden looked to Gandalf as if seeking the answer to some unspoken question. The wizard motioned that he should drop that line of thought. Coming to a decision, he gave them a warm smile, "I am sure we can find homes for the little ones and perhaps you as well."
Relief shown on the teen's faces as they realized, they had accomplished at least part of their mission. However, before they could relax, a loud bell began ringing from within Erica's pocket. Taking out the remote, she began examining the screen.
Mike turned to Erica, "What's going on?"
Erica gave her friend a worried look as she showed him the picture showing on the screen. "I sent the Recon Saucer on long range recon. Mike, we got company coming."
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The grownups had turned to discussing the information provided by two children who had ridden from a distant village, bearing tales of destruction and violence. The news was not good. Wormtongue had managed to strip Edoras of much of its fighting men while the king was under Saruman's influence. The city was practically defenseless to any determined attacker. Theoden thought long and hard about how to face the enemy and save his people. He did not want to involve his unprepared nation in a war. Mike listened in as Aragon told the king "War is on you whether you like it or not."
Mike could not believe what was going on. He turned his attention back to his friend. Shaking his head, he asked the girl, "How far are they?"
"They look like a small scouting party of fifty. I would say they are only 46.7 miles and closing fast," Erica replied looking down at the screen. "Damn I can't get the recon saucer to go farther out. That's all I can get. I am recalling it."
Mike nodded just in time to hear the king tell Aragon, "Last time I looked, it was Theoden who ruled Rohan, not Aragon."
Earl leaned over and whispered, "Ooh smack down."
Dena had made friends with some of the ladies and they agreed to look after the little kids while she had her audience with the king. The teenager had gotten in just in time to hear the grownups argue over what to. thought the teen. She quickly walked in between Aragon and Theoden. "We don't have time for this!" Dena told the adults. "Get a grip! There is some major shit that is going to happen so take your attitudes and shove it." The king stood up and in a commanding voice growled, "Young lady, I will not have a child talk to me as such in my own home!"
Earl shuddered and motioned for Dena to quiet down, "Uh Dena, the good king has allowed us to stay with them. Calm down."
"Fine but these people need to move out of here now," Dena told them. The girl turned to Earl and Mike, "This place is no defense against what's coming. Trust me on this."
Mike felt the beginning of a headache coming on as his friend shouted out. I thought the teen. Trying to hold off any further conflict or getting then kicked out of Rohan, he raised his hands. "Look it's been a long day and for my friends a long two weeks. It might be a good idea for us to sleep on it."
Since arriving in Edoras, Dena had the feeling that she knew something about this place. Finally it hit her and she told him, "Damn it Mike I just remember back there why this all seems so familiar. We don't have time to rest. We have to get ready!"
"She's right Mike. Those things are just a scouting party and that worm guy looks like he's heading right for them." Erica told them.
The king got up and approached the teens. Using his stern father voice, he said, "I never accepted such speech even from my own son when he was your age and I will not accept from you. Now, I understand you have had a trying time and I am willing to forgive to point. But I have my limits." He turned to his niece, "Eowyn, show these children to their rooms."
Eowyn walked up to the teens, "Please come with me."
"I am staying with the M.A.P. just to keep an eye on things. And if you try to force me you'll find out what pain is all about." Erica informed him with a determined stare.
Mike looked to the ceiling as if asking God for strength. Turning back to the king, the teen calmly told him, "If you will, let me handle this." The king nodded and motioned for him to do as he wished. Walking over to Erica, he leaned over, "Erica, you are under a great deal of strain. Go get some sleep. I'll talk to them."
Erica nodded and allowed him to take her out of the hall. Once they were away from the adults, she told him, "Mike, I don't like the looks of what's coming." She pulled out the remote and handed it to him, "take a look for yourself."
The two were quickly joined by Dena, Earl, and David. "Hello anyone listen to me. Erica is right. There is some serious shit going to happen. If you don't believe me tell the King we should head to Helm's Deep right away." Dena told him as she started to walk away.
Mike stared at the screen for a few minutes, digesting the information. Finally, he turned to Erica, "Before we left I caught the grownups talking about sending the villagers to some fortress."
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Legolas walked out for a breath of air. It had been a long day and he wanted to check on the unusual children. He had not gone more than a few yards before hearing something coming from where the strangers had left their strange vehicle. Something just wasn't right so he followed the sound to see the girl kneeling near the machine. Walking silently behind her, "I thought you children had gone to bed?"
"Damn it not so loud!" Erica cried out as she yanked off a pair of earphones. "And who are you calling a child. You can't be much older than me or Mike."
"Be that as it may, you should be in bed, the hour is late and we have an early morning." replied the elf as he gently helped her up. "As to me calling you child, you can't be any older than sixteen, a child by even human standards. I, on the other hand am an elf and have seen over 2000 winters in my lifetime."
It was obvious that she didn't believe him but agreed that she really needed the sleep. "Fine, I'll sleep in the back of the M.A.P.'s last trailer. I just feel more comfortable here is all." She said as she eyed him as though he was lying about his age.
Legolas started to say something but looked back to the hall to see a familiar white robed wizard. In a fatherly voice Gandalf called out, "Erica, bed."
"I will gramps." Erica tiredly replied as she climbed into her sleeping bag. "Won't do me any good, I haven't slept much since the whole thing started."
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Watching from the door was the American leader. With a shake of his head, he muttered, "Girls I will never understand them." He walked back into the main hall where Aragon, Theoden, Gandalf continued to talk about the next course of action. Theoden looked up, noticing the teen. In a fatherly tone, the king asked, "I thought I told you children it's time to go to bed." A serious Mike responded, "I'll sleep when I'm dead. But for now, I've been handed responsibility of getting the children to safety and leading my friends in this world." Gandalf studied the young man in front of him, carefully considering his words. Nodding his head, the wizard responded, "Serious words from such a young mind."
Aragon also noticed that the teen was showing a maturity, far beyond his years. The ranger had already begun relating to the boy and picturing him a younger version of his own self. After all, he too was facing a responsibility he did not wish to have. He did not want to see this boy grow up too soon. Putting down his pipe, he told the teen the teen, "You have already found safety for your young charges and yourself. Go get some sleep. You've earned it."
Mike shook his head and paced the room, "When I joined my school's ROTC unit I couldn't wait to become an officer and leading men in battle. There was adventure to be had in war but reality is different from the fantasy. I'm responsible for my friends, I've killed people in battle, and now face leading those same friends into combat where they may be killed. Don't try to deny it. I heard those two kids, Eowyn was feeding, talk about what happened to their village and your discussion on what to do next."
The teen sat down next to the Ranger and looked up at the ceiling, "God, how I wish this would be a dream and I will wake up in my bed at home, with my mother getting me up for school." Looking back at the grown-ups with a hard look, "But this isn't a dream and there's a fight coming up. You're going to need every ally you can get."
Aragon smiled and asked, "Are you offering your services?"
"True." Gandalf replied. The character of the young man gained in stature.
Mike stopped and looked the king in the eye, "To answer Aragon's question, I suppose I am. Look my friends and I were members of the United States Army's Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps. We have some military training and our weapons can change the odds to your favor. Plus, my people have worked as a winning team in mock combats, called paintball, for over a year. We know our strengths and weaknesses. Then there is the fact that you have offered to provide homes for the little kids. That means on order to insure that the children remain safe, Rohan has to survive."
Theoden could see where he was going and asked the teen, "And what is it that you are offering?" an evil smile coming to his face.
Mike stood to attention and saluted the king, "Sir, as senior ranking officer and commander of the US Army's JROTC Detachment 12, I am placing my unit under your command for the duration of this emergency."
Theoden was taken aback by the boy's offer. thought the king as he took in Mike's expression. Finally, he shook his head and nodded, "Very well, I accept your offer of aid. However, I am concerned that you have girls as fighters. Women much less girls should not fight."
The teen steeled himself, "With all due respect. Cadet Lieutenant Marr is my executive officer and vital member of my command. As an officer of the United States Army, I stand behind every man or woman under my command."
"She is just a girl and they should be taking care of the children, not fighting" countered the king.
Gandalf stood up and placed his hands on the young man's shoulder in a show of support. "Michael knows his friends better than you or I. If he thinks they are able to fight, then I stand with him."
Mike decided to press his case, "Your majesty, I have fought alongside Erica in both mock combats and a recent life or death engagement that ended with the enemy suffering 100% casualties. In any case, as her commanding officer, I will vouch for her abilities."
Finally, the king nodded, "Okay, I will allow you to run your unit the way you want to. But by placing your unit under my command, you will follow my instructions on how you will be used."
Mike could not help thinking, . However, the king had at least agreed to letting the teens fight if only on his terms so if that was the best deal he could get, "Very well. However, I feel that it might be appropriate to give a demonstration of my friend's weaponry. Do you have an old suit of armor I could use?"
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Theoden quickly had his men retrieve a suit of armor and set up on the other end of the hall. The teen pulled out his Baretta and seated a round in the chamber. He walked over and stood about fifty yards away.
Mike stood sideways from the armor and placed his left hand on his hip. He quickly sighted the pistol with his right hand. Taking a deep breath, he squeezed off on round. The explosion ringed the hall and a small hole appeared in the armor. Loud Alarms start going off. Erica fell out of the trail on the ground, tangled in her sleeping bag. "What the hell?" muttered the teen as she reached for her weapon and began walking towards where the shot had sounded.
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Mike turned to the stunned audience, "That was just my backup weapon. My primary weapon can do the same to targets at five times the distance away. Of course my rifle has thirty rounds in the magazine compared to fifteen in the pistol." He continued explaining his group's weapons and capabilities, "My companion David's M-60 light machine gun can spit out 100 rounds per minute in sustained fire. Not to mention."
Suddenly the door crashed open and all heads turned to see a very angry teen age girl stalk into the great hall. Mike watched as Erica tore into the great hall. Giving her a smart ass grin, he asked, "Getting up so early?" as the smoke rose from his pistol.
"I am going to kick your b.. "Erica starts to say but then she noticed Gandalf giving her a questioning glare before continuing. "Why are you shooting anyway?"
"Just giving a little demonstration of our worth"
"You call that a demonstration. Hah. That is just icing on the cake compared to what half the weapons we got can do." Erica remarked as she looked at the armor.
Mike answered in a nonchalant tone, "It got you up."
"Only because the M.A.P's Alarms went off. Here they want to know what we can do use this." Erica told him as she handed him her grand father's desert eagle. "It's got a bad kick but I am using armor piercing so Use 5 suits of armor for the demo."
Mike began looking concerned as he picked up on the looks being given by the grownups. "Uh, I think they got the message. Save your ammo, I have a feeling we are going to need every remaining round."
"Ok, but if they want to know what they can do, I can call up a computer demo tomorrow on the M.A.P's screen when it's full charged. So we can do it QUIETLY!!!!" Erica sneered at him.
Gandalf stood behind the squabbling teens, In a no non sense voice, the wizard ordered, "I believe it is time for two teenagers to go to bed. I do mean bed."
Mike turned to Erica, "Ever notice how Gandalf sounds a lot like Gramps?"
"Scary isn't it?" Erica replied than told the wizard, "I was in bed but HE had to go and wake me up! Now I'll never get back to sleep."
"Erica.." warned Gandalf.
Erica began walking back towards the entrance, "Fine I think I got some Jack Daniels in the trailer some where that should put me to sleep." She joked at Mike.
Mike looked back to the wizard, "Uh Erica, I really don't think this is the time for that kind of comment. Remember what Gramps did the last time you smarted off like that. Gandalf has that same look."
"Hey you're the one who woke me up. So deal and he's not Gramps. I was going to try and get back to sleep." Erica said as she walked out the door.
Mike just shook his head as she walked out and went to his own chamber. Right before going to bed, Mike heard the king deciding to take his people to Helms Deep. Not thinking much of the revelation, he whistled for Rusty to follow him out of the hall to the bed chambers. As he drifted off to sleep a nagging voice entered his head.
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The elf followed Erica back out to the M.A.P. trailer.
"What you going to tuck me in?" Erica sarcastically asked him as she picked up her sleeping bag.
Legolas just shook his head and smile, He waited for the young teen to curl up before approaching her makeshift bed. Leaning against the trailer, the elf began softly singing an elvish melody that caused her to fall into a well deserved sleep.
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The next morning the teens assembled in the Great Hall. The structure was a picture of controlled chaos. People were running back and forth, carrying blankets and other items needed for a long trip. Earl stood there watching the people getting ready to leave.
Turning to the others, he quipped, "Think somebody warned them about American teenagers?"
Dena just shook her head, "Did anybody tell you guys what's going on?"
Outside, Erica was already packing the trailers and making sure everything was ready for the trip to the fortress. Taking a break, she walked into the Great Hall and began looking for her friends. Finally spotting them, she came up and yelled, "Dena, David get the kids ready to leave NOW!!!"
A moment later, Mike stumbled into the hall and plopped onto a nearby bench. "Where's the coffee?" asked the teen.
Erica just looked at him with humor in her eyes, "Didn't you get the memo? You drew the duty for today."
Earl laughed at the banter and quipped, "I need sugar in mine."
Mike mumbled, "Where's a Starbucks when you need one."
Suddenly, right behind Erica, A voice asked, "What is this Starbucks?" Turning around the teen faced a certain blond elf. Deciding to let her friend off the hook, answered, "A place that would kill your kind."
Erica nodded, "But it gives humans a good shot in the butt when we need it."
Earl helpfully added, "But they also serve decaf."
"Yeah but it tastes worse than piss." Erica responded with a look of disgust.
Mike looked up from the table he had been resting his head on. With a smirk, he asked, "And how would you know?"
"One of gramps punishment," Erica truthfully replied with a shudder.
Disgusted looks fell over the others as that image sank through their brains. Mike felt something press against his thigh. Looking down, he noticed Rusty, the Iris Setter momma dog they had brought with them, tapping him with her front paw. Leaning over he asked, "What do you want?"
The Irish Setter lifted her ears and cocked her head as if she was actually paying attention. Pointing towards the girls, he told the dog, "Go see Erica."
Mike waited for the dog to go away. But to everyone's amusement, the dog just sat there. Finally, letting off a sigh of resignation and told the dog, "Oh alright, I'll let you out." Watching the dog began jumping up and down, he turned back to his friends, "I'll be back." With that, he got up and began walking towards the door, the dog following him closely, jumping around in excitement.
Earl grinned, "Well we now know who has who trained."
"My money's on the animal and I am not talking about Mike either." Erica snickered.
Legolas smiled, then turned back to Erica, "Okay what is going on?"
"The dog is taking Mike out for a walk." Erica answered with a smirk.
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A short distance away, Eowyn overheard the conversation and gave a soft laugh. Finally, getting herself together she reached into a chest and pulled out a sword. Taking the sword out of its sheaf, the woman began making some cautious swings, testing the feel of the blade. Earl noticed the sword play and nudged Erica, "Hey take a look at that."
"Not bad." Erica responded with respect in her eyes.
"Looks like not all women around here are sheltered", added David.
"Thank God! A normal woman," Erica replied as she went over to watch the Shieldmaiden's moves. As the teen approached, another figure also expressed interest in the display.
Eowyn continued her practice, neither noticing the teen nor Aragon until the Ranger stopped her swing with his knife. After having his blade knocked away, he commented, "You know how to use a blade."
Putting away her weapon, Eowyn responded, "The women of Rohan have learned that danger doesn't not leave us alone. I do not fear death."
"Oh what is it you fear?"
"A golden cage where old age and use make it acceptable."
Nodding, Aragon countered, "You are a Shield Maiden of Rohan. I do not think you will have to suffer such a fate."
"Maybe, but we must be ready to leave," responded Eowyn as she put away her weapon. Noticing the teen standing nearby, she motioned for her to come near.
"I think he likes you," Erica teased.
Eowyn smiled, "Perhaps." Looking at the teen more closely, "Was there something else you wanted to discuss?"
"Yeah I wanted pointers on using this." Erica says as she pulls out a very old Japanese Katana and showed it to the Shield Maiden.
The girl picked up some folded blankets, "I would love to but we have to get ready to leave for Helms Deep. There will be rest stops along the way. If we have the time, I would be happy to help you then."
Erica smiled and answered with one word, "Cool."
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Mike returned from taking the dog out. Noticing the exchange, he commented to Dena, "Looks like someone has found a mentor."
"Knowing Erica it's just because the girl knows something she doesn't. But we'll just wait and see." Dena replied with a shake of her head.
Mike looked on as the two continued their conversation, "In any case, it's good to see Erica hitting it off with the natives." The teen grabbed his chin, "That reminds me, Theoden has settled on moving his people to some fortress named Helms Deep. He believes that his people will be safe there."
"Damn I knew it!!" Dena remarked, hitting her forehead.
Giving the girl a hard stare, "You have been acting very strange since yesterday. What gives?"
"This is going to sound really weird but do you remember Miss. Swissos?" Dena asked the gathered teens.
Earl answered, "You don't mean the scary English teacher who frightened half the football team."
"Yeah. Anyone who had her for a teacher was lucky if they got a D for the semester." David remarked.
Erica rejoined the group in time to catch Dena's question and moaned, "Yeah I had to go to summer school because of her."
"What does a Teacher from Hell have to do with this?" Mike asked.
"One of her assignments was THIS BOOK!" Dena tells them as she held up a book by J.R.R. Tolkien.
"You don't mean we're in a book!!!" Erica said in disbelief.
Mike folded his arms and cocked an eyebrow, "And you expect me that this author JRR Tolkien has foreseen everything that's going to happen?"
"If you don't believe reread it! Than tell me different." Dena says as she throws the book at Mike
Shaking his head, he handed the book over to Earl. "Even if recent events have been written in that book, I don't want to know. If I knew what is going to come about, then I might screw it up by trying to change it.
You remember that movie, Jurassic Park?"
Earl nodded, "Yeah, that's the movie where scientists managed to bring back the dinosaurs?"
Mike nodded as he remembered that movie, "That's the one. Jeff Goldblum's character made reference to something called the Chaos theory. In a nutshell, you can't control the future. Life finds a way. By the way, since the king is finding homes for the little kids, I placed our unit at his service."
With that bit of news, Erica started humming the Twilight Zone theme.
Earl smiled, "Uh Erica, did you hear that last part?"
"Why do you think I am humming?" She replied with a snicker.
The teen watched Mike move off towards the doors. Shaking his head, he pointed at his friend's back, "I meant that part about putting us under Theoden's command."
"Yeah but I figure if this is anything like the book I'll have enough action to work out my frustrations for the next 1000 years or so." Erica replied.
"Better make that 10,000" muttered Dena.
Mike paused at the door and called back, "Oh Erica, I heard that Gandalf is at the stables, getting ready to leave. You want to say goodbye?"
Erica shot up and growled, "Damn straight I do."
"Then come on. Aragon is already there."
"Way ahead of you," responded the teen.
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Without another word, the teens rushed to the stables. They walked in to see Aragon talking to the Whit Wizard. Gandalf had just told the Ranger that he must be off and that Rohan needed him. A sound startled the two men and they looked up to see the teens at the door. Taking in Erica's expression, Gandalf said, "Good morning, I didn't want to wake you up."
Erica looked up at him, the hurt visible in her eyes. "That's no excuse for trying to leave without saying good journey." Erica huffed.
Motioning for the girl to come closer, Gandalf looked at her knowingly, "There's something else, isn't it?"
"So are you planning on leaving for good?" Erica questioned him trying not to show the fear that was in her.
The White Wizard grasped her shoulders, "I know what you fear. I promise you I will return. As I told Aragon, look to the rising sun on the fifth day." Mike had walked up beside Aragon. Gandalf addressed both of them, "The Rohan are venturing into danger by going to Helms Deep. Theoden will need both of you if he is to hold out until I come back with the other Riders of Rohan."
Mike gave the old man a serious look, "You can count on me and I know my friends will agree."
"If those things think they are going to win, I got a few surprises for them." Erica smiled evilly as she patted her breast pocket. Taking note of the bulge, the wizard leaned down from his steed and whispered something in her ear which caused her to smile brightly and hug him.
With that the White Wizard galloped out of the stables. Erica stood at the doorway, watching him ride out of sight. Back the Great Hall Earl had decided to see what his friends were up to. He arrived just in time to see Erica smile and give him a hug. Walking up to Aragon, Mike, and Erica, he asked, "Erica what did he say to you?"
Turning around, Mike asked him, "Why do you want to know?"
"Because her smile is scaring me," Earl answered
"Don't worry boys, you'll know what he said in time." Erica tells them as she watches Gandalf ride off snickering to herself.
"Now I am scared." Mike says
Shaking off his growing sense of unease, Mike went back to clear up details concerning the upcoming trip with Theoden and the other teens.
TBC
Author's Note: Well the kids have arrived in Middle Earth. Now in front of them lies the march to Helms Deep with the Rohirren and the upcoming battle with Sauruman's army. Just to give a little preview you can expect more upcoming action in "Chapter Five: Semper Paratus" as the Wolf Riders attack the column and the teens get to unleash some good old fashioned American firepower on some not so bright orcs. You will also notice that some of the dialog was copied straight from "The Two Towers". The dialog between Theoden, Gandalf, and Grima Wormtongue are prime examples. The sections quoted from JRR Tolkien have been marked with the page number. Finally, this will be the first part of a two part story. I already plan on ending Currahee with the fight at Helms Deep as per the movie. The sequel to this story will be written following the release of "Return of the King" and follow a similar story line. In any case, take a look and tell me what you think.
Merry Prankster, Out