A/N: Wow, I have some of the BEST reviewers in the history of reviwers!:) Lol, thanks so much, you guys. Well, here we finally get to meet Brandon.:D I have a feeling he'll be liked by most. So, let's hit it!
"Kirby, I think this is just what you need," said Jodi as she, Jill, Kirby, Michelle, and Joey walked into the Woodsboro Mall.
"Sup, dudes?"
Brandon Nielsen walked over and lightly punched Kirby on the shoulder. He was dressed like... well, like a teenager. Nothing too dark, nothing to happy. He looked like the perfect boyfriend. "What are you guys doing here?"
"Just being bitches," Jill replied. "Even Joey."
Joey frowned. "Ha, ha, Jill."
"You have a problem," Brandon said.
Jill crossed her arms. "Oh, yeah? What KIND of problem?" She looked starch serious.
"You're not dating me." Brandon flashed her a shiny smile.
Jill blushed. Clay was a stalking creep who liked Jill for her heart. Yuck. Brandon liked her because she was the "new Sidney". Bam bam, Jill loved him. She had decided to play hard to get.
"Yeah, well, I'm perfectly fine with my problem," said Jill. "I don't need a man to complete me."
Brandon scoffed. "Okay, doc Roberts."
"Is there something funny about that?" While being a tree hugger, Jodi was also a fighter for womens' rights. She was prepared to defend any comment made about a woman being insuperior to a man, even though Brandon meant nothing really bad by this.
"Better run, man," said Joey. "Jodi's getting frisky."
Brandon rolled his eyes and ignored Joey. "I didn't mean anything..." said Brandon, honestly feeling bad about making Jodi think he did. "Sorry."
Jodi sighed. "Okay, but I'm only forgiving you because you're fucking sexy."
"Eww!" Kirby exclaimed jokingly.
"Oh? And do we have a problem?" Brandon said, smiling.
"Back off, she's saving herself for me," Joey joked, wrapping an arm around her.
Kirby laughed and pushed it off. "Oh, yes. Remember those fantasies? I'm daydreaming about one right now." She scratched his shoulder.
Joey nodded. "See?"
Michelle clinged tighter to Jill. "Wanna go eat? I'll pay!"
Advantage of having Michelle: free food.
Jill nodded. "Yeah, sure. Food court, guys? They have a veggie bar on Friday nights."
"Yum, sounds good," Jodi exclaimed. "Let's eat."
The gang walked into the food court in the mall, which was packed. This place had some of the best food in Woodsboro. Plus, it was just a fun place to hang out. Popular music was always blaring from overhead speakers, and the walls were very colorful. The workers were cool as hell, and they served just about anything.
Only two people were in line right now, so the gang was happy about that. Michelle pulled out her pocket book and turned to Jill. "Whatcha want?"
Jill looked at the menu. "Pizza. Pepperoni. And a Coke." She smiled. "I'm dieting. Gotta burn off some of this fat... so I'll have room for Christmas dinner." And by Christmas dinner, I mean just a-swingin'. And by just a-swingin', I mean KILLING THE FUCK OUTTA SOME PEOPLE. Do I think to myself too much...?
Michelle nodded. "Money's right here. I'll even give it to the cashier."
Jill smiled. Michelle was wrapped around her finger. It'd probably be pretty easy talking her into it.
After ordering, the gang sat down in a booth- Jill, Brandon, and Kirby on one side, Jodi, Michelle, and Joey on the other. Jill got snug next to Brandon. She was playing very hard to get. If the impossible had been underestimated and Michelle actually refused, Brandon was Jill's next choice.
After the gang was finished eating, they sat there and worked on their drinks. They always did this for some reason; they never ate and drank at the same time. It was the 9th Wonder of the World, the 8th being how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. At least in Michelle's mind.
"Small world!"
Jill closed her eyes. She knew that voice. "Fuck..." she whispered and looked over.
Clay was headed toward them. He obviously hadn't seen Brandon, because a look of dread swept over his face when Brandon came into view. "Oh, uh, hi Brandon!" The smile he had for Jill faded.
"What the fuck do you want?" Jill demanded.
"Cussing..." Clay said.
Jodi slammed her head down on the table. "Here we go again."
"You obviously don't like me because cussing is my thing," said Jill, stepping out of the booth, Coke still in hand. "And if you can't accept that... fuck you." She splashed the Coke in Clay's face. His mouth dropped open and he stepped backward, knocking into a woman.
Jill's friends burst into hysterical laughter. A wicked grin spread over Jill's face. That had been the highlight of her whole week.
Brandon clapped his hands. "Wow, Jill. I didn't know you could be so mean!"
Jill smiled. "You have no idea what I'm capable of."
Jodi had decided to spend the night with Kirby and Jill again. Tonight, Michelle would also be joining them. Matthew, Brandon, and Joey would probably be over after Mrs. Reed went to bed.
Lynn had been ecstatic about Jill's decision to go to the mall with her friends. It took some of the worry away. She was sitting on the couch flipping through a magazine when the girls walked in. A smile spread over her face. "Hey, girls! How was your night?"
"Amazing!" Michelle cooed. "Jill totally served Clay."
"Yeah, on a stick," Jodi added.
Lynn chuckled. "Really? What'd she do?"
"He got all up in my Kool-Aide, so I gave his sorry ass a soda bath," said Jill, proud of herself.
Lynn laughed. "Well, good for you! Maybe he'll finally leave you alone now."
"Don't count on it," said Jill. "He's a creep."
"Yeah, he really is," Kirby agreed. "But he hasn't called since we left the mall."
"Count your blessings," said Lynn. She stood up. "Well, now that you're home, I think I'll go hit the hay." She smiled and headed upstairs.
Jill plopped down on the couch. "Let's fuck dis joint up!" She took out her cell and dialed Brandon's number.
Jodi nodded. "Hell yeah!"
An hour later, Jill, Kirby, Jodi, Michelle, Brandon, Joey, and Matthew sat in an old abandoned shed down the road from Kirby's house. A bit of smoke came out the windows. Inside, the gang sat in a circle, passing around, yes… a marijuana cigarette.
Jill took a big whiff of it. "Fuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkk…" she moaned and passed it to Brandon.
Jodi and Matthew were French kissing the hell out of each other, and Brandon had to knock on Matthew's back to get his attention.
"S-s-so tod-day… I was…" Kirby started laughing. "I-I was d-driving, and I saw an old… lady…"
The gang started laughing wildly. Michelle clapped her hands. "Good one! Great one, Kirbz!"
Jill nodded. "Yeah! I agree with Michael!"
"D-don't call me Michael!" Michelle bent over, barely able to control her laughter.
"I'm sooooo fucking horny right now," said Jodi as Matthew sucked on her neck. "I wanna do it."
"G-get a room…" Joey said, scooting closer to Kirby.
"Whatcha want from me?" asked Kirby very sensually. She grabbed Joey's crotch. "Or d-do I already know?"
Joey closed his eyes in ecstasy. "Mmm, yes, you already know…"
"Fuck him, fuck him," Jill and Brandon started cheering.
Kirby bit her tongue and leaned forward, pushing her lips into Joey's. Jill and Brandon cheered like mad.
She leaned back as Joey took the marijuana and took a whiff. "That is so hot," Kirby whispered in his ear.
Joey nodded, still taking the weed.
Kirby giggled and looked over and saw… GHOSTFACE.
Her eyebrow arched. She leaned farther away from Joey. Ghostface raised his knife and stabbed at her.
Kirby was absolutely speechless. Was this real…?
Only one way to find out.
Kirby slowly stood up and walked over to him. In one quick movement, she grabbed his mask and yanked at it.
"OW!"
Kirby backed off, snapping back into reality. She let go of Jill's hair. Jill started giggling. "What the f-fuck, Kirby?" she asked, tapping her shoulder.
Kirby laughed. "I just think you're a lil too sexy for that hot head a hair!"
Jill blushed. "Aw, you're so sexy!"
"Too gay!" Matthew butted in.
"Not as gay as you're gonna be if you don't fuck me right here, right fucking now!" Jodi cooed, pouncing on Matthew.
"Who wants some tunes?" said Joey. He walked over to an old stereo Brandon had brought a few Friday nights back and hit FM. 'What Makes You Beautiful' by One Direction started playing.
"That's what makes you beautiful!" Joey sang, grabbing Kirby's hand and whisking her away from Jill.
Brandon knocked on Matthew's head as Jodi was sucking the hell out of his face. "Get a r-room, you t-two," he ordered.
"Go f-fuck yourself," Jodi snapped. She was a totally different person when she was high.
Michelle was orbiting around Jill to the beat of the song. "I dunno why you're bein' shy!" she sang to the brunette. Jill just stood there, occasionally flipping her hair, just milking it all in.
By this time, Joey and Kirby had started going at it in a corner. Joey wildly jerked Kirby's jacket off and she started to pull his shirt up, but became concious of where they actually were. She blushed and looked over at their friends, who were actually not paying any attention.
"Let's go back to my house," Kirby gestured sensually.
Joey nodded. "Let's go."
A/N: So, what'd you guys think? I hope you're still liking Kirby; in this chapter, they were only having a little bit of teenage fun. Don't worry, Mikami95, I'm not turning her into Rob Zombie's Laurie Strode lol. That would be downright cruel. Review please! ! !:D