Me: Well, let's get this party started! I hope my plot bunny doesn't die! Anyways, we have two special guests today! Please welcome... Fred and George Weasley!

Gred and Forge: Hi.

Me: Why don't you two say the disclaimer? *Cleans gun*

Fred: The Slytherin Alchemist

George: does not own

Fred: Harry Potter

George: because she

Gred and Forge: is not blond!

~oOo~

4) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knights Who Say Duh have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Duh' from various directions.

Vivian was thinking of pranking ideas. Partially because she was bored, but also because her idiot friends had gotten themselves into detention and they asked her to think up another idea. It was like they wanted to get detention. Hmph.

"Hello Vivian!" Fred- or was it George- said

"What brings"

"You here"

"Today?"

"Oh nothing, really. Rue and Adam got detention again." said Vivian

"Idiots."

"Letting themselves get caught."

"Yeah. Anyways, I'm waiting for them to get back."

As if on cue, Rue and Adam walked into the library and flopped onto the chairs.

"How bad was it?" asked Vivian

"We had to clean out the hospital bedpans without magic." mumbled Adam

"Yeah, that's pretty far up there." Vivian sighed. "Honestly, you two."

"So, any good i-" Rue cut herself off in the middle of her sentence. She looked at the Weasley twins suspiciously. "And why, pray tell, are they here?"

"Because we"

"Want to help"

"You three with pranking!"

Rue let out a deep sigh. "Fine. How do you feel about replacing the pumpkin juice at the teacher's table with Coke?"

"We are not replacing it with cocaine-" retorted Vivian

"I meant like the drink." Rue said

"Oh… that'd be funny."

"We'll we've had" said Fred

"An idea for" said George

"A long time!" they chorused together

"What is it?" Rue asked

"We tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Duh have challenged him to a battle"

"Then every time someone says duh,"

"He'll run toward them and challenge them to a duel!"

"And whenever it gets boring,"

"We set up speakers that will say duh!"

"That would… actually be really funny!" Adam thought out loud.

"Do it."

With a unanimous vote, the 5 dispersed to set up the prank.

~oOo~

The next day, Rue walked up to Sir Cadogan and told him "Sir Cadogan, the Knights who say Duh have challenged you to a fight! Do you accept?"

Sir Cadogan accepted, no questions asked. All was going according to plan.

"At some point today, one of the Knights are going to say "Duh". That is how you'll know who they are."

Vivian smirked and pressed a button labeled Great Hall.

"Duh."

~oOo~

It took many days for the staff to convince Sir Cadogan that there was no such thing as the Knight who said Duh, and to stop running around any time someone said duh.

~oOo~

Me: Well, as you can see, this little guy died about 5 seconds in! *slaps dead plot bunny* I know that technology doesn't work at Hogwarts, just bear with me, ok?

Me: R&R pleases! They make a very happy writer!