I'm bored... I could draw... NAH! I'll type! :3

So... In this episode/chronicle Fran gets to show off his mad driving skillz!! You'll see what I mean... ;D

Rated T for swearing XD

Disclaimer: Me no own-y KHR! O.

The Froggy & Prince Chronicles: Road Froggy

"Yo,"

Fran caught the jacket and the keys that were thrown at him. "What?" He said looking up from the TV.

"The prince wants pizza!"

"And?"

"Ushishishi, what do you mean 'and?'" Bel smirked, "We're going to go get some!"

"Sempai... it's called Order Out." Fran complained nonchalantly.

"Well, the prince feels like going out, so we're going out!" Bel said already making his way towards the door.

Fran's brain:

Well Fran here are you're options:

1- Go with him...

2-Refuse, be stabbed, go reluctantly...

3- Take off running in the opposite direction, hide in a cave for the rest of your life, become a hermit...

4- Go jump off a cliff

Hmm... toughy, I'm sorta leaning towards option 3... but I like 4... do I feel like doing anything that involves effort today? Not really. Sigh... I guess I'll go...

Fran got up and followed his sempai out the door.

Outside Bel opened the door to the passenger side of his red Lamborghini. (Yes his redLamborghini). Fran just stood staring at him as Bel got in.

"What are you waiting for stupid frog? Get in the car!" He said motioning to the driver's side.

"Wait... you want me to drive?" Fran asked in an 'are-you-F****n-kidding-me?' way.

"Well you don't expect the prince to, do you?" Bel spat.

"Fine..." He starting to walk around to the driver's side. "It's your life." He muttered under his breath.

Fran got in and put his seat-belt on.

"You don't need the seat-belt." Bel said.

Oh yeah I'm gonna need it. Fran's thoughts contradicted as hes started the car.

He adjusted the mirrors and started to back out of the driveway. (a/n of the Varia headquarters I'm guessing, if it has a driveway)

"Hey sempai,"

"Yeah?"

"You have life insurance right?"

"WHAT?!"

And with that Fran floored it.

"HOLY S**T! FRAN SLOW THE F*** DOWN!" Bel yelled now reaching for his seat belt. (a/n XD anyone notice that he called him Fran ;])

"Okay sempai." Fran slowed down a bit (but not that much).

They were waving through cars, Bel was freaking out in the passenger seat, but Fran seemed to be enjoying himself.

"HEY! YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO SIGNAL WHEN YOU TURN!" (--It's not like Bel to care for traffic laws ;3)

"Ah... well too late."

"F***! SLOW DOWN!"

"Yeah yeah,"

"HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT-"

Fran dodged whatever it was he was supposed to 'watch out' for.

"H-HEY! THE LIGHT WAS RED!!"

"No it wasn't it was yellow."

"OKAY STOP THE CAR!"

SCREECH!!!

"STUPID! NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD! GO GO!"

"Well you said stop-"

"OKAY! FRIGGIN PULL OVER NOW!"

Fran pulled over to the side of the road. And innocently (but with his face blank) looked at Bel. Bel just stared at him, eye-twitching (not that you could see;]).

"How in hell did you get your license?"

Fran shrugged.

"OUT OF THE CAR."

Fran and Bel switched places.

"Okay, from now on I drive." Bel was irritated, "And you... you just stay away from any moving vehicle that can go over 25 miles an hour."

"Whatever... I warned you." Fran rolled his eyes and proceeded to stare out his window.

"Ushishishi," Bel back to his normal self, "Froggy this is how you drive."

"Yeah yeah,"

Actually Bel's driving wasn't all that perfect either, it just wasn't complete chaos.

…later outside the pizza place...

"WHAT THE HELL!?" Bel yelled.

"It's closed." Fran pointed out bluntly.

"I know that, I'm not stupid, stupid froggy!"

"Just saying."

Bel started the car again. Obviously very pissed.

"You know sempai, we have the ingredients for pizza back at home, if you still want pizza, we can make it."

Bel gave Fran a look.

Fran sighed, "And by 'we' I mean mostly me,"

"Ushishishi, okay then," Bel smirked, "lets go home so the frog can make the prince a pizza!"

Yay me, Fran thought.

...back in the kitchen of the V.Q....

Ingredients were spilling over everywhere, and Fran was covered in flour (because Bel 'accidentally' threw a bunch of knives at the flour bag next to Fran).

"Okay sempai," Fran called from the fridge, "What kind of toppings would you like?"

"The prince only likes pepperoni." Bel said, he had been sitting on a stool by the counter watching the frog make his pizza.

"Fine," Fran said coming back to the counter with the ingredients, "your half will have pepperoni."

"Ushishi, what do you mean my half?"

"I want Hawaiian style," Fran said bluntly, "So I'm gonna put pineapple and ham on my half."

"Who said I was going to share?"

"Sempai it is only fair, I made the pizza."

Three knives were pierced into Fran's hat.

"Sempai, I'm hungry too." Fran complained.

"Alright... fine, the prince will share," Bel said stubbornly.

"Good." Fran said placing the pizza in the oven.

...30 minutes later...

Fran served the pizza to Bel and himself. He sat down at the kitchen table across from Bel.

"Shishi, this better be good Froggy." Bel smirked taking a bite out of his slice of pizza.

Fran was eating his pizza, when he felt a pair of eyes staring at him.

"What?" He said looking up, "Do you not like it?"

"No it's not that,"

"What is it then?"

"Does pineapple taste good on pizza?"

"Yeah, why?"

"No reason."

"Do you want to try it?"

"..." Bel considered, "Well since the froggy offered!" He reached over to Fran's plate and took his pizza, then took a bite out of it.

"You know sempai," Fran sighed, "When I offered, I didn't mean my piece that I was eating." He reached over to the whole pizza and grabbed a new slice.

"Yeah I know," Bel smirked, "But I wanted the froggy's pizza."

Fran was going to say something, but was too tired to start an argument. It had been a long day. He let out a yawn.

Bel was thirsty, "Hey frog, go get me something to drink."

"You should get it yourself, sempai, I'm tired."

"Ushishishi, does the froggy want to die?"

Right now? Yeah I'd prefer dying over getting the fake prince a drink, but Fran didn't say that out loud. He let out another yawn instead.

"Fine, I'll go get it myself, stupid useless froggy." Bel got up and went to the kitchen to search for something to drink. "Hey froggy do you know if we have-"

Bel didn't finish, because he came back to find the frog fast asleep on the table. Bel smiled at the frog.

"Good night froggy."

END.

Yeah I tried to make the end sound less corny but that didn't happen! Sorry 'bout that!^.^

Ha ha XD Fran and I have similar driving styles! Altho Bel's reaction to his driving seemed so unlike Bel... oh well. I hope you guys liked it anyways^_^

Please R&R. Pweety-pweety please! XD

Guten Abend!

-Eko