Chapter 4: Challenging the First Gym!
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Previously, Ethan Caught another Moemon! Pikachu! Then Now, He is going to Challenge the Gym Leader of Violet City!
Current Team:
1. Eve - Tododile
Gender: Female
Level: 15
Moves: Scratch, Ice Fang, Rage, Water Gun
Abilities: Torrent, and Guts
Held Item: Adult Toy
2. Clara - Pikachu
Gender: Female
Level: 17
Moves: Charm, Thunderbolt, Charge Beam, Quick Attack
Abilities: Static, and Cute Charm
Loading game... See? Ain't I being a good Samaritan?
-I guess so
No
Lol. Error...
-The heck...
Bruh...
Just kidding, bro. Well, Enjoy you're really crazy game man!
Held Item: Pictures of when Ethan and Clara did the 'Pact' together, Somehow...
Ethan then looked at the Gym and read the Sign...
"Leader: Falkner - The Flying Type Gym" He read aloud.
Falkner's name had been scratched off and instead Read, Gym Leader: Fuckner - The Guy who eats Bird Shit.
"Uh... That's strange... Oh well, Gonna go ahead and Wreck him."
Ethan is now Confident.
He enters the Gym and a random guy comes out of nowhere and starts talking. "Welcome to this smelly Gym." The Guy said, and then he fainted. "God Damn that smells so bad." Ethan said. "No wonder how that poor guy collapsed." Clara said. "Let's just get this over with, Shall we?" Eve said. "Yeah." Ethan said.
"Stop right there! You wont Fly when I defeat you!" The guy said.
"Clara, just Thunderbolt him." Ethan said, Clara used Thunderbolt.
"Sorry sir, it was an accident." Clara smiled.
"Uh... Yo. Falkner, we are screwed..." The guy said. "Nah." Falkner said smoking some Weedle Weed. Then Ethan approached Falkner and waited there.
Ethan: ...
Falkner: Welcome Young one to my Gym!
Ethan: ...
Falkner: The Dot Dot Dot approach, that's a classic. You'll start talking when you Lose! Soar My Bird Pokemon! Take Control of the Skies!
Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun...
Gym Leader Fuckner wants to Rape you're Smexy Moemons!
Ethan: Dude. Why is more than half the people in this game act like Pedophiles?!
Falkner: Ah... I got you to start talking.
Ethan: Just whatever... Like... Just start.
Falkner: Pidgeot! I choose You!
Pidgeot: Sup Bra!
Ethan: Really? A Level 9 Pidgeot? Like... What the Hell? You hack the game more some crap?
Falkner: Let's go!
Ethan: Fine... Clara! I choose you!
Clara: At you're loving service!
Ethan: Thunderbolt!
Clara: I'm sorry, But I must do it.
It's Super Effective!
Pidgeot Fainted!
Clara leveled up! Level 18!
Would you like to switch Moemon?
Yes
-No
Gym Leader Fuckner sent out Noctowl.
Ethan: Uh... Ok. This is pretty much straight forward. Tunderbolt.
Clara: Looks like another one bites the Dust today.
Noctowl Fainted!
Gym Leader Fuckner sent out Siglyph.
Siglyph: Really. Man, I don't wanna deal with this.
Ethan: Uh...
Two Hours Later...
Ethan: Uh... Hello? Are you guys done Arguing? I've been waiting for like Two Hours already...
Falkner: Siglyph, Please. Use Confusion.
Siglyph: Nah.
Ethan: (Sighs) Clara... Just finish it. Thunderbolt...
Clara: Welp, they weren't much of a Challenge... we're they.
Ethan Defeated Gym Leader Fuckner completely!
Gym Leader Fuckner fell to his death!
Ethan didn't give a hoot and stole his Wallet and Gym Badge!
"Well, Honestly... That battle was really pathetic." Ethan said. "Sure was." Eve said. "Agreed. Not even a Scratch on me!" Clara said. "This game... Easy. Uh Well, What should we do now?" Ethan said. "Uh..." Eve said. They wen't and continued on their Journey until...
"Hey Young Boy! Want some Slowpoke Tail?" A Guy asked. "Hell Yeah!" Ethan said pulling out Cash. "Must be older than 18! Also Sorry kiddo! It costs One Trillion Dollars to buy this!" The Guy said. "Fuck!" Ethan said. Clara Thunder-bolted the Guy.
Smuggled the Slowpoke Tails!
"Yum... They are delicious as Muck!" Eve said. "This tastes great!" Ethan said. Clara had her's smoked by using Thunderbolt's to roast it. "Now that's Electrifyingly satisfying!" Clara said. Then Eve began looking at it then decided to insert the Tail inside her Butt. "Uhnh!" She moaned again. "Wait, Wait... Wait a Second now. Don't do that Eve. You too Clara!? Why?!" Ethan said.
Then an Idea came on! Ethan decided to sell the Slowpoke tails that The Girls used as Adult Toys. Pretty much, He made a Killing with all of that, Nobody realized that they will now contract STD's! Wait a Sec... Isn't that committing a crime? Ethan thought. Welp... Too late now. Once he sold them, he then moved on.
"Making my way down town, With me bitches. They're gonna go make me go fuck them!" Ethan sung quietly. "Hey, Bird Masturbater You Fucked the birds! But not on my watch..." The guy said. "Wow. Thunderbolt and Ice Fang." Ethan said. The bird keeper was Defeated.
"Well, Guess I'ma go rest and jerk off somewhere else." Ethan said, as he saw a Drunken Ho-Oh flying around, and yet he doesn't know for some reason. "Welp, Someone else got the same Idea." Ethan said. Then he Turned on his Mokegear that was made in China, and looked up random crap, and Played games outside the Pokemon Center near the Cave. The Moemon kept on sexually touching Each other. "Hey! Girls. We are not doing no Lesbian thing. Alright?" Ethan said. Then the Girls ran up to Ethan and they Both touched Ethan's Hardened Dick. "Hey... Hey... Hey... Not out here in the Public!" Ethan said. "Fine." Eve said, They Kept on leaning Closer and Eve landed on Ethan's Shoulder falling asleep and Clara messed around with Ethan for a bit. Then Eve Woke up and decided to walk around somewhere for a bit. Clara wanted all the Attention, She kept kissing him and she Kept Bear Hugging Ethan, with her Boobies pressing onto Ethan's Chest. Ethan Just gently Stroked her hair and watched Red The Moemon Champion of Kanto. "Geez... This dude has been missing for several days already?" Ethan said. Eve got back and ate some Nuts, and berries. then sat on Ethan's Lap. Two really Smexy Moemons are literally dying for Sex.
Clara just kept on bugging and nudging him, and then Ethan decided to go inside cause it was getting Dark, and they camped inside the Moemon center.
Clara would constantly feed Ethan Dinner, and Eve would just keep on Hugging him. Everyone was just staring at them. It felt really Awkward for Ethan and the others. So they ended up going inside a Room in the Moemon center where they could rest. Both of the Moemon wanted to Sleep with Ethan. but the Bed Could only fit Two. So Ethan decided to make a system. So Eve and Clara Would take turns each day and alternate. Clara was given a Plushy of Ethan... a Replica, that looks exactly like Ethan. Which is kinda creepy if you ask me. Ethan was starring up in the ceiling wondering and thinking about the Experiences They had so far. Then he ended up dream about the Experiences they had so far, then. Morning came. Eve was on Top of Ethan and then they ended up getting out of bed.
"Woah... Wait a sec. Eve... You look different. Like Taller, Thiner and a bit more Sexier, and a bit taller now. I think like my height." Ethan said. "I think that's cause I evolved. Check the Dex!" Eve said.
Moemon: Croconaw - The Even Bigger Jaw Moemon
Name: Eve
Type: Water
Hidden Typing: Dark
Abilities: Torrent and Guts
Cup size: BB
Evolution: Feraligatr
Moveset: Ice Fang, Scratch, Bubble Beam, Water gun
Information:Once Croconaw has clamped its jaws on its foe, it will absolutely not let go. Because the tips of its fangs are forked back like barbed fishhooks, they become impossible to remove when they have sunk in. This Moemon will start to frequently ask you for longer periods of Sex.
"Wait a Second." Ethan said... "This Mokedex said what?!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
