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Faye's New Secret Part IV
Spike was in the control room of the Bebop, looking out the window. Staring out into nothing but space, stars, and the surface of a moon. It was an endless universe, and it always made Spike feel more comfortable just staring at it. It seemed like weeks while he was standing there, but was actually an hour so far. He never moved an inch the whole time.
"So, where's Vicious?" Jet asked, coming in. Spike didn't answer.
"Don't tell me you let him stay here with Faye?!" Jet said.
"No, I didn't, as a matter of fact." Spike still didn't move.
"So, now what?" Jet asked.
"I let him go, but a few bullet holes first." He smirked.
"Haha, good goin'." Jet chuckled.
"What's with your hair?" Jet started laughing even more.
"Arghh...Vicious......." Spike turned red and put his hand on his head again.
"It's ok...I'll try not to laugh....." Jet tried to shut his mouth up desperately, he didn't want to piss of Spike at a time like this.
Spike turned around and walked out of the room.
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Faye was sitting down on the floor while leaning on the door, still crying. She wondered what to do about Vicious, he didn't even tell her his address or phone number or anything. She cried for what seemed like hours, then heard footsteps coming down the hallway. She figured it was Spike, because how could he go back to sleep after what had happened earlier?
She got up and pulled the door open.
*SLAP!!*
"OW!! What did you do that for?" Spike exclaimed, rubbing his face.
"CUZ YOU LOOKED DOWN MY SHIRT!!!!" Faye raged.
"I thought you wanted me to." Spike said.
"OH FUCK YOU!!" Faye turned beet red and slammed the door in Spike's face.
"Ow...didn't have to hurt my face again...." He continued walking to who knows where. He wanted to ask Faye how she met Vicious, but of course he ruined the chance of knowing that even more.
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Ed got up slowly, and fell back down again.
"Why were there bang bang sounds, Ein?!" She was turning her head around dizzily.
Ein barked.
"And who is Mr. Freaky-scary-guy-who-looks-like-grandpa?!" Ed lifted her head up, then let it fall back down. She drifted off to sleep. But then a few minutes later started snoring.
Ein waddled away.
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Spike went back into his room to change, it was already morning. And used up almost an entire bottle of hairspray keeping his hair down. He went to the garage lighting a cigarette then flew down onto Mars to get a few drinks.
Sitting down on a stool in front the bar tender, he ordered some whiskey. He sighed as he took the first sip, and wondered if Vicious was outside, looking for him......to kill him of course. He also thought if the time of his death........was coming soon.
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Two hours later, and damn was Spike drunk. He was so depressed and thought that the more drinks he drunk, the more forgetful he'd get about the incident hours ago. Well, he was right....kinda. Spike stood up, holding his stomach because he suddenly had to go to the bathroom.
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He came out, very dizzy.
"Ulghhhh.........I feel like shit........." Spike was crouching and holding his head, trying to focus. Everyone in the bar was staring at him.
"WHAT ARE YOU ALL LOOKIN' AT?!?!!!!" Spike yelled.
"Oww....." His head hurt from the sudden rage.
He dizzily walked, or at least tried to, to his ship.
"Alghhh...." Spike leaned back on the chair, slouching. He was so drunk and messed up he passed out.
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"ARRRRGHHHHHHH ED!!! I DON'T NEED ANY HELP COOKING!!!!" Jet screamed. Ed danced out of the kitchen along with Ein barking worriedly.
"Ed want to help Mr. Baldy cook cook for Bebop Bebop!!!" Ed sang.
*CLANK!!*
*CLANK!!*
Jet threw pots at her but missed and hit the metal wall.
"STAY OUT!!!!" Jet screamed again. You could smell smoke coming from the kitchen. Ed danced like a lunatic down the stairs in the living room.
Spike was sitting down on the couch smoking.
*BOOM!!*
The door slammed open, sending dust from the wall it hit. Tremendous laughing came after. Spike turned around with a jolt. His eyes opened wide and clear.
Vicious was carrying Faye through the door, they were both laughing loudly and heartily. Faye had been gone for a week without telling Spike or Jet. And here she was, in his worst enemy's arms, laughing.
"I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT!!" Spike yelled. They ignored him. Jet ran out of the kitchen, alarmed.
"What's going on??" His eyes opened wide too at the sight in front of him. Spike stood up, about to take out his gun.
"RELAX! No need for violence!" Vicious exclaimed, still laughing.
"YES! No need for guns!" Faye agreed.
"HUH?!" Spike was extremely confused.
Vicious put Faye down and got on his knee, holding out a ring. Faye gasped.
"My beloved Faye, will you marry me?" His eyes were sincere, totally not homicida like he usually wasl. Faye started crying.
"Oh...oh.....YES!! YES!!" She screamed behind the tears. They hugged. And started to go further......
Spike was going to say something, and was too confused that the cigarette in his mouth got loose and went into his throat. He started choking.
Jet's prosthetic arm twitched.
"ALGH! ALGH ALGH!!" Spike was grasping his neck, turning blue. Jet stood, eyes still wide open and his arm started to get staticky, he didn't notice.
"ALGGHHH!!" Spike choked, but Vicious and Faye continued their business.
"Huh? ED TO THE RESCUE!!!!" Ed ran to Spike.
*POW!!*
She punched him in the stomach, the cigarette flew out in front of Ein. The dog barked angrily and moved away from it.
"WOOHOO!! Ed saved Spike-person!! Yippee!!" She continued dancing around the living room. Spike put one hand on the top of the couch to support him and the other clutching his stomach, trying to breathe correctly.
"Ma..marr....ied???" Jet muttered, his arm getting worse. Spike stood up straight, and at last Faye and Vicious stopped what they were doing and stood up too.
"Yo-you're ge-getting ma-marr-married?!" Spike asked, blinking.
"YES!" Faye kissed Vicious on the cheek. He smiled.
"MARRIED?!?!!!" Jet blinked, and an angry look came onto his face.
"WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING!!!" Ed danced.
"Ok.....BUT NO CHILDREN ON MY SHIP!!!" Jet yelled. Spike was still blinking, dumbstruck.
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One week later, while Faye was in the living room planning stuff for the wedding. Who knows where Vicious was. She seemed to be writing or drawing something very rapidly with her pencil. Ein was watching her curiously.
Faye was done, and looked up.
"Oh, hello Ein!!" She was so happy and actually smiled at the dog, and hugged the papers, so full of joy. Ein was confused.
"OH I'M SO HAPPY!!!" Faye exclaimed. Ein whimpered, and slowly moved away. Jet came in, Faye still acting all jolly.
"Faye, have you seen Spike around?" Jet asked, a little confused because he never really saw her so happy.
"Oh who cares!! I'm getting married!!" Faye smiled wider. Jet sighed and went to his bonsai room. The door opened with a loud slam.
"HONEY I'M HOME!!!" Vicious called. Faye turned around and her eyes glittered. She ran up to him, they were hugging.
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"Ed, have you seen Spike anywhere?" Jet asked Ed. She was hanging on an overhead pipe like a monkey.
"Ed hasn't seen Spike-Spike in days!! Ook ook!!" She started scratching herself like a monkey. Jet sighed. 'Where IS that man?' He thought. He needed to tell him to go buy some supplies for the ship, since he was too busy fixing up the Bebop. 'How stupid of me! His room!' Jet hit his head, and started walking towards Spike's room.
"Spike, you in there?" Jet asked, knocking on the door. No answer.
"Spike!!" Jet knocked again, still no answer. Then he heard the ruffling of sheets. 'Oh no, I hope it isn't what I think it is.....' Jet sweatdropped.
"Spike! Hey, it's me, Jet!" He knocked again. He could hear bed springs through the door.
"That's it, I'm coming in." Jet was extremely nervous, and tried not to get bad images in his head. He opened the door.
"JEEZ! Can I EVER get any sleep?!?!" Spike complained, his head underneath the pillow. He was trying to sleep. 'Thank God he's the only one in here.....' Jet felt more relaxed.
"Aren't you hungry? You've been in here for days." Jet said. Spike covered the pillow over his head with the blanket. He grunted.
"Why haven't you come out?" Jet asked. Spike grunted again.
"Come on, what's wrong?" Jet sighed. No answer.
"What's the matter with you???" Still no answer.
"WHAT IS IT??!!" Jet exclaimed, he pounded the pillow. Finally, Spike turned around and took the pillow off his head along with the blanket, rubbing his head.
Jet's eyes opened wide and sweatdropped again. Spike's eyes were bright red, tired looking, and indeed scary.
"You think I can sleep with those two doin' it all night?!?!" Spike said tiredly. Jet was a little scared at his weary red eyes.
"Umm, no..." Jet scratched the back of his head.
"You can??? Look at me! I look like Vicious on steroids!" Spike buried his face in the pillow.
"I know, but someone's gotta take care of the ship. Come to think of it, I'm very tired also....Well, good luck trying to sleep." Jet walked out.
Spike yawned at the sound of silence.
*BOOM!!*
His eyes opened again in a split second.
"GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING!!!!!!" Ed yodeled. She had slammed the door open, sending dust flying from the wall.
"Oooooooh! Spike-Spike don't look too good! What's wrong?! Maybe Ed can help!!!" Ed danced around in the room. Spike was extremely annoyed. It had been almost three days he hadn't slept peacefully.
"Arggghhhh GET OUT!!" He threw a shoe at her, then a clock.
"Uh oh! Ed should go bye-bye!" She danced away, slamming the door again. Spike covered his head with the pillow again.
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Next chapter coming soon.......probably the last.......hahahaha....... the ending..................not what you expected........ :p
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Faye's New Secret Part IV
Spike was in the control room of the Bebop, looking out the window. Staring out into nothing but space, stars, and the surface of a moon. It was an endless universe, and it always made Spike feel more comfortable just staring at it. It seemed like weeks while he was standing there, but was actually an hour so far. He never moved an inch the whole time.
"So, where's Vicious?" Jet asked, coming in. Spike didn't answer.
"Don't tell me you let him stay here with Faye?!" Jet said.
"No, I didn't, as a matter of fact." Spike still didn't move.
"So, now what?" Jet asked.
"I let him go, but a few bullet holes first." He smirked.
"Haha, good goin'." Jet chuckled.
"What's with your hair?" Jet started laughing even more.
"Arghh...Vicious......." Spike turned red and put his hand on his head again.
"It's ok...I'll try not to laugh....." Jet tried to shut his mouth up desperately, he didn't want to piss of Spike at a time like this.
Spike turned around and walked out of the room.
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Faye was sitting down on the floor while leaning on the door, still crying. She wondered what to do about Vicious, he didn't even tell her his address or phone number or anything. She cried for what seemed like hours, then heard footsteps coming down the hallway. She figured it was Spike, because how could he go back to sleep after what had happened earlier?
She got up and pulled the door open.
*SLAP!!*
"OW!! What did you do that for?" Spike exclaimed, rubbing his face.
"CUZ YOU LOOKED DOWN MY SHIRT!!!!" Faye raged.
"I thought you wanted me to." Spike said.
"OH FUCK YOU!!" Faye turned beet red and slammed the door in Spike's face.
"Ow...didn't have to hurt my face again...." He continued walking to who knows where. He wanted to ask Faye how she met Vicious, but of course he ruined the chance of knowing that even more.
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Ed got up slowly, and fell back down again.
"Why were there bang bang sounds, Ein?!" She was turning her head around dizzily.
Ein barked.
"And who is Mr. Freaky-scary-guy-who-looks-like-grandpa?!" Ed lifted her head up, then let it fall back down. She drifted off to sleep. But then a few minutes later started snoring.
Ein waddled away.
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Spike went back into his room to change, it was already morning. And used up almost an entire bottle of hairspray keeping his hair down. He went to the garage lighting a cigarette then flew down onto Mars to get a few drinks.
Sitting down on a stool in front the bar tender, he ordered some whiskey. He sighed as he took the first sip, and wondered if Vicious was outside, looking for him......to kill him of course. He also thought if the time of his death........was coming soon.
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Two hours later, and damn was Spike drunk. He was so depressed and thought that the more drinks he drunk, the more forgetful he'd get about the incident hours ago. Well, he was right....kinda. Spike stood up, holding his stomach because he suddenly had to go to the bathroom.
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He came out, very dizzy.
"Ulghhhh.........I feel like shit........." Spike was crouching and holding his head, trying to focus. Everyone in the bar was staring at him.
"WHAT ARE YOU ALL LOOKIN' AT?!?!!!!" Spike yelled.
"Oww....." His head hurt from the sudden rage.
He dizzily walked, or at least tried to, to his ship.
"Alghhh...." Spike leaned back on the chair, slouching. He was so drunk and messed up he passed out.
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"ARRRRGHHHHHHH ED!!! I DON'T NEED ANY HELP COOKING!!!!" Jet screamed. Ed danced out of the kitchen along with Ein barking worriedly.
"Ed want to help Mr. Baldy cook cook for Bebop Bebop!!!" Ed sang.
*CLANK!!*
*CLANK!!*
Jet threw pots at her but missed and hit the metal wall.
"STAY OUT!!!!" Jet screamed again. You could smell smoke coming from the kitchen. Ed danced like a lunatic down the stairs in the living room.
Spike was sitting down on the couch smoking.
*BOOM!!*
The door slammed open, sending dust from the wall it hit. Tremendous laughing came after. Spike turned around with a jolt. His eyes opened wide and clear.
Vicious was carrying Faye through the door, they were both laughing loudly and heartily. Faye had been gone for a week without telling Spike or Jet. And here she was, in his worst enemy's arms, laughing.
"I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT!!" Spike yelled. They ignored him. Jet ran out of the kitchen, alarmed.
"What's going on??" His eyes opened wide too at the sight in front of him. Spike stood up, about to take out his gun.
"RELAX! No need for violence!" Vicious exclaimed, still laughing.
"YES! No need for guns!" Faye agreed.
"HUH?!" Spike was extremely confused.
Vicious put Faye down and got on his knee, holding out a ring. Faye gasped.
"My beloved Faye, will you marry me?" His eyes were sincere, totally not homicida like he usually wasl. Faye started crying.
"Oh...oh.....YES!! YES!!" She screamed behind the tears. They hugged. And started to go further......
Spike was going to say something, and was too confused that the cigarette in his mouth got loose and went into his throat. He started choking.
Jet's prosthetic arm twitched.
"ALGH! ALGH ALGH!!" Spike was grasping his neck, turning blue. Jet stood, eyes still wide open and his arm started to get staticky, he didn't notice.
"ALGGHHH!!" Spike choked, but Vicious and Faye continued their business.
"Huh? ED TO THE RESCUE!!!!" Ed ran to Spike.
*POW!!*
She punched him in the stomach, the cigarette flew out in front of Ein. The dog barked angrily and moved away from it.
"WOOHOO!! Ed saved Spike-person!! Yippee!!" She continued dancing around the living room. Spike put one hand on the top of the couch to support him and the other clutching his stomach, trying to breathe correctly.
"Ma..marr....ied???" Jet muttered, his arm getting worse. Spike stood up straight, and at last Faye and Vicious stopped what they were doing and stood up too.
"Yo-you're ge-getting ma-marr-married?!" Spike asked, blinking.
"YES!" Faye kissed Vicious on the cheek. He smiled.
"MARRIED?!?!!!" Jet blinked, and an angry look came onto his face.
"WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING!!!" Ed danced.
"Ok.....BUT NO CHILDREN ON MY SHIP!!!" Jet yelled. Spike was still blinking, dumbstruck.
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One week later, while Faye was in the living room planning stuff for the wedding. Who knows where Vicious was. She seemed to be writing or drawing something very rapidly with her pencil. Ein was watching her curiously.
Faye was done, and looked up.
"Oh, hello Ein!!" She was so happy and actually smiled at the dog, and hugged the papers, so full of joy. Ein was confused.
"OH I'M SO HAPPY!!!" Faye exclaimed. Ein whimpered, and slowly moved away. Jet came in, Faye still acting all jolly.
"Faye, have you seen Spike around?" Jet asked, a little confused because he never really saw her so happy.
"Oh who cares!! I'm getting married!!" Faye smiled wider. Jet sighed and went to his bonsai room. The door opened with a loud slam.
"HONEY I'M HOME!!!" Vicious called. Faye turned around and her eyes glittered. She ran up to him, they were hugging.
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"Ed, have you seen Spike anywhere?" Jet asked Ed. She was hanging on an overhead pipe like a monkey.
"Ed hasn't seen Spike-Spike in days!! Ook ook!!" She started scratching herself like a monkey. Jet sighed. 'Where IS that man?' He thought. He needed to tell him to go buy some supplies for the ship, since he was too busy fixing up the Bebop. 'How stupid of me! His room!' Jet hit his head, and started walking towards Spike's room.
"Spike, you in there?" Jet asked, knocking on the door. No answer.
"Spike!!" Jet knocked again, still no answer. Then he heard the ruffling of sheets. 'Oh no, I hope it isn't what I think it is.....' Jet sweatdropped.
"Spike! Hey, it's me, Jet!" He knocked again. He could hear bed springs through the door.
"That's it, I'm coming in." Jet was extremely nervous, and tried not to get bad images in his head. He opened the door.
"JEEZ! Can I EVER get any sleep?!?!" Spike complained, his head underneath the pillow. He was trying to sleep. 'Thank God he's the only one in here.....' Jet felt more relaxed.
"Aren't you hungry? You've been in here for days." Jet said. Spike covered the pillow over his head with the blanket. He grunted.
"Why haven't you come out?" Jet asked. Spike grunted again.
"Come on, what's wrong?" Jet sighed. No answer.
"What's the matter with you???" Still no answer.
"WHAT IS IT??!!" Jet exclaimed, he pounded the pillow. Finally, Spike turned around and took the pillow off his head along with the blanket, rubbing his head.
Jet's eyes opened wide and sweatdropped again. Spike's eyes were bright red, tired looking, and indeed scary.
"You think I can sleep with those two doin' it all night?!?!" Spike said tiredly. Jet was a little scared at his weary red eyes.
"Umm, no..." Jet scratched the back of his head.
"You can??? Look at me! I look like Vicious on steroids!" Spike buried his face in the pillow.
"I know, but someone's gotta take care of the ship. Come to think of it, I'm very tired also....Well, good luck trying to sleep." Jet walked out.
Spike yawned at the sound of silence.
*BOOM!!*
His eyes opened again in a split second.
"GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING!!!!!!" Ed yodeled. She had slammed the door open, sending dust flying from the wall.
"Oooooooh! Spike-Spike don't look too good! What's wrong?! Maybe Ed can help!!!" Ed danced around in the room. Spike was extremely annoyed. It had been almost three days he hadn't slept peacefully.
"Arggghhhh GET OUT!!" He threw a shoe at her, then a clock.
"Uh oh! Ed should go bye-bye!" She danced away, slamming the door again. Spike covered his head with the pillow again.
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Next chapter coming soon.......probably the last.......hahahaha....... the ending..................not what you expected........ :p