I've had heists in my head ever since Boom Boom came out (GO LISTEN TO IT I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT! It's probably one of the best kpop songs I've ever heard and it's by Seventeen so they did everything damn near themselves and that makes me so fucking happy!"

On another note, I'm terribly sorry it took me so long to upload another drabble. I got hooked on this idea and then tried to find a way to execute it without turning into an entirely new story. I hope you enjoy some more TsuTsu~ The next will be UshiTsuki and then LevTsuki. Please anticipate~

Daichi looked around at the group of twelve other people crowded around a dinner table with papers of maps and safe details covering most of the surface. "So do we have an agreement gentlemen?" And it was at that moment that he knew: he fucked up.

It was the day of the heist and Kei was paired with Tsutomu of all people ("Why?" "Shut the fuck up about it, Tsutomu is practically a bomb ass ninj-" "There was no one left, was there?" "Everyone already had partners, I'm sorry."), and he knew this was going to just go to all hell. Something told him that there was a nasty surprise in store for him.

Lev was communications, he was stationed in the room with Kenma. Because it would be too hard for Kenma to continuously cross-reference building blueprints and safe locations while trying to pass information to the team and position them, so Lev was there to help out. Unfortunately, for Lev at least, Kenma was salty and preferred to work alone. Poor Lev, Kei had absolutely no sympathy, because if he was bothering Kenma. he wasn't bothering Kei.

Iwaizumi and Hinata were another pair. Honestly, as long as Kei wasn't paired with the excitable orange haired safe cracker, he didn't care. Hajime was going to deliver some intercepted goods, with Hinata (being as how he was so small) in one of the many boxes, where he'd unfold behind the bank counters and let in Kei and Tsutomu from the back. Where they'd be waiting.

Oikawa and Akaashi (who were disguised as bank tellers) would be the one to escort them back, meanwhile finding information on where guards were posted and their rotations. Suga and Diachi were positioned in the parking spot closest to the door with a large van (ready to go when Kenma gave the signal).

And Kuuro and Kageyama were... "Wait, where's Tobio-chan?"

Hinata frowned, his nose scrunched up. "I texted him 300 times and he's not answering."

"Maybe he died?" The looks Kei received made him smile and shrug, "I was worth a shot." Honestly, the guy was a genius hacker, and he'd be great to help rewire the cameras. However, Kei didn't care all too much.

The rest just shook their heads at the drone pilot and Kuuro shrugged helplessly, "I guess I'm on my own then." He ran a hand through his hair melodramatically, "I guess I'll have to rewire all the cameras all by my lonesome." He smiled at Kei, but the other turned away with a chosen finger raised at the unspoken question.

Tsukishima laughed, "As if that's a bad thing."

Bokuto chose that particular moment to pull up in the delivery truck. "Alright, you bunch of thieves, shut the fuck up! Hinata, get in the box! Iwaizumi, let's go get this shit started! As for me! HOHOHOHO! I'm gonna make this the best damn delivery any of you have ever seen in your life~!"

"Hohoho, Bokuto Bro, you goddamn disaster yo. Get movin!"

Oikawa humphed, straightening his suit and walking out the door with Akaashi, getting into a nice sedan. "Later bitches." He called, revving the engine and speeding off.

Kuuro grinned, "I'm gonna make his life hell after this."

And that was how Kei found himself vaping behind a bank waiting on Hinata's incompetent ass to hurry up and open the door. Which would never happen, not that he knew that, He and Tsutomu (unbeknownst to them) would be told to abort because a security guard had recognized Oikawa and would be caught by Bokuto waving them into the delivery truck and being arrested for... many things.

In present time, Tsutomu blinked as another waft of steam drifted into the air. "You vape?"

"I heard you the first time you asked." Kei pointed out, inhaling the humid air of the alley behind the bank.

"You didn't answer though."

Kei sighed, it was a long sigh filled with suffering, "Did you ever think there might have been a reason for that?"

"Do you not like me?" The question caught Kei off guard, and he looked over to see Tsutomu staring at the concrete with his eyebrows drawn up, a frown on his lips.

"You're just annoying." Kei finally conceded, feeling bad for the banged thief, and damn his heart.

"SO YOU DO LIKE ME?" Tsutomu's eyes gained a sparkle that was entirely uncomfortable to Kei. He leaned back away from the other's fiery over-exuberance.

"Ye...s?"

"YOSH!" Tsutomu smiled widely, and Kei (although he suspected that maybe Tsutomu had the wrong idea) couldn't bring himself to correct him. Only because a sullen Tsutomu was way more annoying that a ridiculously happy Tsutomu. At least, that is what he told himself.

After everything was said and done, and after they had been caught by Ushijima and Tendo (The security guards who had recognized Oikawa, they all came to find out. ) and all sat in a cell together. The two guards were filing their reports and Oikawa was sulking while Hinata was jumping around.

Suga sighed, "All that work just to be ruined by Oikawa's love interest." ("HE'S NOT MY LOVE INTEREST! I HATE HIM!) "At least, Kenma and Lev haven't been found out."

"That's only because Lev forgot the communicators." Daichi grumbled, the rest agreed, and then spotted Tsutomu and Kei.

The others looked to the two sitting semi-quietly and then looked at each other, and then back at the duo.

Daichi huffed, "How did your part go?"

Tsutomu blinked, "Oh! Me and Kei decided to go out! And then we were caught with Bokuto!"

"Haaaah?" Unfortunately, Tsukishima's confusion went unnoticed amongst the rambunctious congratulations they received.

Kei prayed for his sanity.