Chapter 4

Dandy Dan gasped as all the memories of last night came back to him. He had nothing now, with Tallulah gone, leaving him with...

Them. The sadistic, sex crazed freaks who ran a two-man brothel. Why oh why did he find them so sexy? That brought on even more confusing feelings. What would he do now he was bisexual?!! Would he walk back into the speakeasy in a denim jacket wearing a bi-pride flag and a badge with the words 'Be nice or go away'? Questions formed in his mind. How would he cope with the homophobia? How would find a guy who loved him? Is God anti-gay???

Dan wondered if he should just 'pray the gay away' when suddenly a truck pulled up next to bins that he'd been lying on all this time. The trucks driver came out sporting rainbow coloured cape, his farmer's outfit gleaming in the new morning sun shouting "Did I mention I was gay!".

"Err... No?",Dan replied

"I think you'll find its 'nope'", the stranger replied, waltzing up to him and doing the splits.

"I'm ed sh... I'm Leroy!"

"Why are you here Leroy?"

"I heard moaning, but it could have just been me..."

"I mean why are you, of all people here, I mean aren't you a boxer"

"Not really, since bugsy left for Hollywood, I've had some problems"

"Like what?"

"Like being entered for the heavyweight championship when I'm incredibly skinny and being trained through the power of dance instead of going to the gym."

"Leroy, how would you like to be in my gang"

" I'd love that. Although are you sure you want me to join because I've been drinking a korona for the last six hours and I'm pissed"

Dandy Dan smiled at Leroy. He was such a super, precious teddy bear on weed. Maybe he didnt need a Tallulah or the Speakeasy boys. Maybe he needed a boxer.

Leroy read his mind, "I ain't no dumb bum. You don't have a gang anymore Dan. You want someone who will be nice or go away. And I'll be nice."

"You want to go on a date?"

"Sure do boss"

And with that, Dan jumped into the truck and laughed. If he had learnt anything it was that if you give a little love it all comes back to you. Last night that had a different meaning but today it was something a little bit more pg.

And for the first time in maybe his whole life, Dandy Dan was feeling fine.