It's a well-known fact that Maka has a Tumblr page, but Soul has never really had the reason to go snooping around its contents, and therefore never bothered to.
However, after this afternoon's little 'surprise', Soul is ready to gather as much knowledge on Maka's weaknesses as possible. And he doesn't even need access to her laptop to do so, for it's public information.
Clicking on the Tumblr icon and whipping out a notepad, Soul is ready to begin his search. Five minutes later, he decides the few printouts and pages of content he's discovered will have to suffice, due to the fact that if he scrolls any further down her page, his eyes will burn and then melt from his skull.
When he walks back into the kitchen, he finds Maka making dinner.
Quickly whipping out a picture, he begins to question her. "Hey, Maka, what's this?" She's slightly hunched over the pot with a wooden spoon halfway to her lips when her eyes widen at the sight of Tom Hiddleston dressed as Loki.
She finally snaps out of it, and Soul is scared to see that her eyes have glazed over. "You mean you really don't know? That's Tom Hiddleston, and that picture is of him in his role as Loki of Asgard. He trained at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art, and he has two sisters; Emma and Sara-"
"You know what, Maka? Forget I asked." Soul dumps the pictures and notepad on the dining table and grabs his coat. "I'll have dinner later; right now, I need to go out for a beer with BlackStar."
"Oh, okay." But Soul's already out the door. Regardless, she shouts after him for good measure, "If you get your drunken ass arrested, I'm not waking up in the middle of the night to bring you home!"
a/n; thanks, Wikipedia.
Also, mollychankawaii, thanks so much for pointing out that grammar mistake; you have no idea how much it annoys me when I make them. And you didn't inconvenience me at all, in fact, I feel as if I've inconvenienced you and my readers. If you find any more, I'd really appreciate you pointing them out to me, thanks!