OKies! Here's chappie 4 of worlds apart! i wrote this one for my friend cause she nono likies yaoi (*hear many gasps* i know! I gasped too! o_o) but yeah...not a whole lot of yaoi action in this chappie but lots of humor! ^__^ that's always exciting! ok...um...no reviews yet cause i haven't even posted the third chappie (my compie is being REALLY slow!)

disclaimer: *crosses arms and pouts* Don't own it! Stop askin'!

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Worlds Apart

Chapter 4

Operation: Daddy's a Dumbass

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Draco stared at the staff table in disbelief.

"Say what?!" He asked, his voice echoing through the silent Great Hall.

"Mr. Malfoy...If you would please relocate yourself to the Gryffindor table." Professor Dumbledor smiled kindly and gestured to the empty seat to the left of Harry. Draco stood slowly, his face burning with embarrasment and confusion. He felt hundres of eyes boring into him as he made his way over to the table. Sighing, he looked down at Harry.

"Mind if I sit here?" He asked quietly.

"I guess not..." Harry said, and Draco took note of the pink tinge across his cheeks and the bridge of his nose.

"Thanks..."Draco said, sitting. He saw Weasly and Granger's shocked looks and quickly looked down at the table.

"Wtih that all said and done, tuck in!" Dumbledor said and all of the golden plates filled with food. Draco sat quietly contemplating something while everyone else piled up their plates. A quiet voice brought him back to reality.

"Malfoy..." Harry said quietly.

"Yeah?" Draco said, completely lacking his sneer.

"Are you gonna eat anything?" He asked.

"Nah...I'm ok..."He said not looking up,"I think I'll just go to the common room."

"But...you don't know the way there."

"Then could you show me?" Draco put a small sneer in.

"Sure..." Harry said slowly. He stood up and Draco followed him out of the room. Draco felt the eyes of every Gryffindor follow him out of the hall.

"Why did they do this?" Draco asked Harry, as though Harry knew the answer.

"Like I know..." Harry answered,"Maybe...maybe your father..."

"Shit! My father! What am I gonna do?" Draco put his hands on his forehead and shook his head.

"You could...make him blieve your still in Slytherin..."

/That...that just might work! Father isn't all that smart is he? I mean...he's a death eater...God! I'm so desperate, I'm taking advice from Potter!/ Draco looked up at Harry, who looked at him strange.

"You're not all that stupid, Potter!" He said, a gleeful look in his eyes. Harry blushed lightly and a confused look crossed his features, as though he wasn't sure wehter to take it as an insult or a complement.

"So...How shall we go about it?" Draco asked, and Harry snapped back to reality.

"Excuse me, but did you just say we?" Harry asked disbelivingly.

"Of course, Potter! You're the brains of this outfit!" He said as though Harry was the most stupid thing alive.

"Since when? You're the one who's trying to fool your father!"

"But you came up with the idea! Therefore, you're the brains! C'mon! It's logic!"

"And what kind of logic is that?"

"Malfoy logic!"

"That's why I didn't understand..."

"Sod off! Just help me with this...Surely you don't want me dead..." Draco said with an air of false hope.

"Shut up, Malfoy! Fine, I'll help you! But, you can't tell anyone!" Harry threatened.

"You suck at threats...Lets go up to the dorms and talk about this there." Draco said, prinning widly. Harry rolled his eyes and nodded, leading Draco the rest of the way to the common room.

~*TIME CHANGE*~

Draco stepped into the common room and looked around.

"What?" Harry asked while flopping down on one of the chairs by the fire.

"It's scarlet..." Draco said, looking around with a strange expression on his face.

"Yeah...what did ya expect...rainbow?" Harry asked,"We're not gay up here."

Draco gave him a look that Harry could not describe. The look faded, and Draco recovered.

"You're not?" He asked in a mixture of innocence and sarcasm.

"Of...of course I'm not!" Harry stuttered.

"Sure, sure! Whatever! Now...how will we pull off operation 'Daddy's a Dumbass'?"

"Come up with a name have you?" Harry raised an eyebrow.

"Uh-huh!" Draco nodded with very un-Draco happiness.

"Oh, God!" Harry shook his head,"How did I get roped into this...oh...right...the 'Malfoy logic'!"

~TBC

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Sorry for the uber short chappies everyone, but i promise that the next chappie will have the fluff that you have all been waiting for...how do i know? 'cause i've already written it! ^____^ to let you guys know, this is about where everyone will become slightly out of character, except for draco who becomes REALLY out of character...^_^;;; well...take it away!

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