Surprise! I'm in such a good mood today that I'm posting two chapters at once.
Disclaimer: I do not own Ben 10, The Loud House or any of their characters.
L.T. Lily Terrestrial
It was a beautiful day and the Loud Family decided to enjoy it at Aloha Beach. "Its too bad Lincoln had to miss out on a day at the beach." Luan said.
"Yeah, but you know our little Bro, always busy saving the world." Luna said as she listened to her radio.
"There we go." Lana said as she finished building an impressive sandcastle.
"Hmm," Lola inspected it. "Not bad, but a Princess needs a grand castle."
"Hey guys," Lucy appeared making them both jump. "I need someone to bury in the sand."
"Ah Luce, don't you think that holes a little deep?" Lynn Jr asked looking at the hole that was several feet deep.
The parents walked over, "Hey kiddos, having fun?"
"Oh yea," Lori said and she and Leni were laying on beach blankets to get a tan, "this is literally perfect."
"Wait," Rita looked around. "Wheres Lily?"
"Oh, shes inside the castle." Lana said casually.
Lily poked her head up into view. "Poo-Poo."
"Oh good," Rita sighed in relief. "For a second there I was worried-"she was cut off when a green light shined from inside the sand castle, right before it exploded outwards forcing everyone to shield their faces from the sand.
"Uh its in my mouth." Lynn Sr spit out sand.
"What happened?" Leni asked.
"I think Lily happened." Lynn Jr pointed at her youngest sister who was now a small yellow armored creature wearing a diaper with jackhammers in her small arms. "Armodrillo!"
Before any of them could move, Lily suddenly dug into the sand and disappeared from sight. "LILY!"
"Fascinating," Lisa examined the spot, "Even infant Talpaedans are capable of moving through the ground."
"Lisa? Where have you been?" Luan asked.
"I was snorkelling when I spotted the familiar green light, identifying Lily was gone through another transformation." She explained.
Lily began digging through the sand, creating a bumpy trail as she went. Her older sisters tried to jump on the pile to catch her, but missed each time. Lynn Sr jumped in front of it. "Come to Papa!" The sand went down before it reached him and made him blink in confusion. Suddenly the sand beneath him exploded upwards knocking him into the air before he fell down into the sand grave Lucy had dug.
"You need to work on your landings Dad." She called down to him.
Not too far away, a little girl was building a sand castle when suddenly it was kicked over. "Ha ha!" Hank laughed.
"Nice one." Hawk fist bumped him.
The little girl ran away with tears in her eyes, unknowingly attracting the attention of Lily whose head popped out of the ground, but was still covered by the sand leaving only her eyes and part of her face visible.
"Hey look!" Hank pointed at her. "Looks like a crab or something."
"Must be hiding cause its scared." Hawk smirked. "You thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Hotdogs?" Hank smiled.
"What?" Hawk blinked. "No, lets see how far we can kick it."
"Oh, that's cool two." Hank nodded and the both stood in front of Lily and drew their feet back. "1, 2, KICK!" They both kicked together resulting in a "clank" followed by "AAAAAHHHHHH!" They both clutched the feet in pain and hopped around. Due to Lilys armor she was she unharmed, but the bullies most likely broke several toes.
Lily emerged from the sand completely and narrowed her eyes at the bullies. "Grrr," despite being a baby, Lily remembered these two from last Halloween and how they messed up Lucys maze. She raised her hands, "Poo- Poo!" and pushed them with enough force to send both of them flying the air before crashing into the beach and getting their heads stuck in the sand.
"Thank you sand monster." The little girl waved and Lily waved back. As she walked away, a ball landed next to Lily.
"Hey!" She turned to see some people by a volleyball net. "Little help?"
Lily picked up the ball with one hand held it up to them, the jackhammer in her arm launched the ball at him like a cannon ball. It hit him, lifting him off the ground and into the net, which then sent him flying across the beach. The other players all screamed and ran away while Lily watched as the man crashed down on another part of the beach. "Boo boo."
"Gotcha!" Luna grabbed her arms. "I GOT HER DUDES!" She called to the rest of the family.
Lily thought her big sister was playing with her, she giggled and her arms started vibrating, causing Luna to sake uncontrollably. The rocker couldn't hold on anymore and let go, still shaking and fell to the ground. Lily dug into the ground just as the others arrived.
"Luna what happened?" Lori asked.
"I'm all shook up," even Lunas voice sounded like it was shaking.
In another part of the beach, Lily popped out of the ground and heard a voice. "Flippees for sale!" She turned and spotted Flip in a truck with an open window. "Cool down with an ice cold Flippy." Lily crawled over to the truck and was noticed by Flip. "Heh, nice costume kid."
Lily reached out with her hands. "Ippy, ippy."
"You want a Flippy? Sure," he smiled. "That'll be $2." Lily reached into her diaper and pulled out a dollar. "You're a dollar short."
"Ippy!" Lily waved the dollar. "Ippy!"
"Kid I don't people off if their short by a penny, I sure ain't gonna let someone off short of a whole dollar." He said flatly. "Now beat it, you scaring off costumers who have money."
Lily narrowed her eyes. "Grrrr," she placed both hands on the truck and with her strength began shaking it back and forth.
"What the?" Flip was thrown forward, "Ow!" then backwards "Ouch!" and back and forth hitting equipment and having stuff hall on his head.
The sisters had finally caught up to Lily and saw what she was doing. "Shes gonna trash that truck." Luna said.
"We gotta stop her." Luan rushed forward but Lola grabbed her arm.
"Actually, do we really?" She asked.
"Flip did swindle us all out of our yard sale money." Lana pointed out.
They all looked at each other and gave a smile in unanimous agreement. "Lets give her a minute." Lori said.
Lily continued to shake the truck while yelling, "IPPY! IPPY!"
"OKAY, OKAY!" Flips shouting made Lily pause as he stuck his head out with a flippy in hand. "Here! On the house, just stop shaking my truck."
"Aaaahhhhh." Lily let go of the truck and clapped her hands. The truck fell up straight causing flip to be thrown back again, dropping the flippy into Lilys hands and she waddled away.
Flip picked himself up and looked around the truck. "Ha! And they said I needed insurance." The truck then collapsed as the wheels broke off. "Dang it."
Lily was having some trouble get the straw past her armored face and into her mouth. "Hey Lily?" She looked to see her sisters standing a few feet away. "Need some help?"
The infant smiled before waddling over to them and Lynn Jr picked her up. "Whoa, Lily. You've put on some weight."
"Lynn don't say that." Leni said. "You'll hurt her feelings."
A green light flashed and Lily was human once again. "Ippy!" She smiled and began drinking.
"I think that's enough excitement for one day," Lynn Sr said as he and his wife caught up their daughters. "Lets head home." The all gathered their things and placed them inside Vanzilla. Suddenly they noticed Lily was fidgeting around in her seat.
"Whats wrong sweetie?" Rita asked. "Do you need a diaper change?"
Lynn Jr sniffs the air. "I don't feel the urge to barf, so no." She pulled the edge of Lily's diaper and looked in. "Wait I see the problem." She took her out of the seat before getting out of the van and held her out to Leni, "hold her for a sec." Leni did so as Lynn Jr opened the infants diaper and a large amount of sand poured out. "Sand in your shorts. Bin there Lily, bin there." She shook the diaper to remove any remaining sand before placing it back on Lily who smiled.
"Good job Junior," her father said. "Now lets get out of here before anyone figures out it was Lily who dug up the beach." They all jumped in and drove off.
Back on the beach, Flip was talking to someone on his cell phone. "What do you mean that's gonna coast extra? I know the wheels broke off but that doesn't meAAAAHHHHH!" He screamed as he fell into the hole Lucy dug earlier. "Dang it."
It was Saturday morning in the Loud House and the family, still in their pajamas, had gathered in the kitchen for coffee and breakfast. "Breakfast will be ready in just a minute kids." Lynn Sr said.
Suddenly Luna ran in carrying something wrapped in a blanket. "Dudes, wheres Lincoln?"
"He had to go stop a museum robbery." Luan said.
"Who robs a place this early in the morning?" Leni asked. "Some people are like so rude."
"We got a problem," Luna looked at the blanket, "its Lily."
"Whats wrong?" Lori asked. "Is she grumpy this morning?"
"No," the rocker shook her head. "Shes, shes, an egg!" She removed the blanket revealing a egg the size of Lana or Lola, making everyone gasp.
"An egg?" Ritas eyes widened. "My baby is an EGG!"
"How did that even happen?" Lori asked.
"Hmm," Lisa inspected the egg. "I suspect that this is the result of the "Lilytrix" transforming our youngest family member into another alien species. Which apparently is still in an egg at the age of fifteen months."
"So now what?" Lucy asked.
"I guess, we keep the egg warm." Luna shrugged.
"I got this." Lynn Jr takes the blanket and places in on the floor before gently placing the egg on it and sat on it in a squatting position. "This will be a great work out."
"Or a short one, look!" Lana pointed at the egg which began to shake and crack. Lynn jumped off the egg while Lisa leans moves in closer.
"Fascinating," she said. The egg then burst open, covering Lisa in goo.
"Guess the yolks on you Lisa." Luan laughed. "Get it?"
Sitting there in the remains of the egg was a small, wet but fluffy bird Lily who was her normally size. Instead of crying she began chirping loudly. "Its okay sweetie," Rita picked her up, "Mommies here." She cuddling her youngest child close and she began to calm down.
"Eww, Mom how are literally not grossed out by all that, birth goop?" Lori asked.
"Lori I've had eleven kids." Rita said simply. "I stopped being grossed out by birth goop when Lucy was born."
"Took me till Lisa was born." Lynn Sr admitted.
Lisa wiped her glasses. "Judging from her appearance and taking into account that Lincoln processes only one avian like transformation-"
"Kickin Hawk." Lori cut her off.
"So now what?" Luna asked.
Her father scratched his head. "I guess we get back to breakfast."
"I'm on it!" Lana ran outside and moments later came back in with a handful of worms. "Here ya go Lily, everything a growing bird needs."
"Eww!" Lola cringed. "Lana, you can't just feed Lily worms!"
"Duh!" Lana rolled her eyes. "She just hatched, she cant eat whole worms yet. You gotta chew em first," she put the worms in her mouth and chews a few times before sticking out her tongue. Lolas face turned green and she ran out the back door, the whole family could hear the sound of her throwing up.
"Lily may be a bird, but looks like Lolas the one feeling fowl." Luan laughed. "Get it?" Lily glared at her older sister and leaned over before pecking the top of her head a couple of times. "Ow!"
"Sorry honey," Lynn Sr said. "Guess your jokes are for the birds." He laughed at his own joke, only for Lily to peck his nose. "OW!"
I am very happy with how this one turned out.