The twins have spent their next ten years of their lives living in the cupboard under the stairs. In that cupboard, it only fitted one single bed, two shelves and two plastic draws that you can shove under the bed. The clothes that were given to the twins (if you can call them that) were already worn and tattered to its last wear. Harry was given his cousin clothes to wear; these were three times as big and were the ugliest clothes you can ever wear. Dudley, their cousin was a very big boy with loads of extra fat from the amount of junk food he eats. He looks like a mini version of their uncle Vernon. Selena was given clothes either from their next door neighbour or from the charity shop down the road from them. These clothes always smelt horrible and were always twice as big as her body.

Harry was the quietest out of them, but not to quite. He would do what he was told and no back chat. Kind of like his mother. However if someone said anything about his sister then he would speak up. Selena on the other hand was very let just say like her father. She had a good sense of humour and has a mischief mind. She would pull pranks on the Dursleys and all the kids at school. She was good at getting revenge on people who pick on her.

The twins had found out that Selena stomach has shrink. (I have no clue if that can actually happen but I wanted to put it in because I have an idea for a chapter later on) this is because the amount of food was given to her at meal times. At times she and Harry went through days with little amounts of food to eat. Other times they were given one plate of left over's between them, which wasn't much. Selena made sure that Harry ate the most of the food on the plate. Harry doesn't realise this until when they were older but she wanted her brother fed. She didn't mind as when they got older she could only eat a little before she felt full.

Many strange things had happen between the twins. They ended up doing things with no explanation how they did it. But every time their uncle found out about it they would be lock in the cupboard for days. Like this one time Selena tried pulling a prank one of Dudley friends because he trip her up in front of everyone. She wanted to embarrass him by taking all his clothes from the changing rooms while he was doing P.E but instead she took his clothes but his P.E kit started disappearing from his body. The boys were playing football (soccer) and one by one his clothes started to disappear. First his football boots then his socks and jumper. Next his polo shirt and shorts were disappearing. All was left was his spider man underwear, Dudley friend had already ran for the changing rooms before that disappeared. Harry and Selena had found each other and were laughing uncontrollably by time he was in the boys changing room. The teachers found Selena with his clothes and had a letter home telling her uncle and aunt what happen. They weren't please and lock them in the cupboard for a week and had to write a letter to Dudley's friend apologising for what they had done. Selena was not happy and refuse to write one letter let alone a whole page. She had to spend an extra week in the cupboard because of her 'un lady like manners' her aunt said.

Another time Harry was chased by his cousin and his gang, he jump over the schools dustbins but ended on the schools roof. That had earned him a week in the cupboard. Also there was a horrid jumper that their aunt tried to put over his head, but kept becoming smaller and smaller. Luckily he didn't get punish as their aunt thought it shrunk in the washing machine.

In the living room there was about million and one photos of a boy at different stages of his life of the past ten years. However there was no sign of another boy and girl living at that house too. Both of them are currently sleeping.

Harry POV

There were flashing greens lights and screaming coming from the other side. His arm was around his sister. It suddenly changed him and his sister was sitting on a big motorcycle with one big hairy bloke with goggles over his eyes. It looks like he was doing a science experiment. One thing that was strange was the motorbike was flying. He was about to la-

'Wake up! Up you brats' screamed aunt Petunia

I woke up and put on my glasses. Selena was besides me still sleeping. I don't know how she still asleep after how load are aunt shouted. She looks so peaceful when she sleeping, but completely different when she awake. She totally opposite to me by looks and personality, besides the eyes and scar it's kind of wield how we both have the same scar on are foreheads. Selena ask how we got it and all we got was 'from the car crash. Selena doesn't believe that, well she doesn't believe anything that comes out their aunt and uncle mouth she says it's a whole load of bull to her.

'Up!' she screeched.

'Shut up you old hag someone trying to sleep' said Selena as she rolled onto her front.

'What did you say' said aunt Petunia as she opened the door.

'Nothing' I said quickly before Selena opens her mouth again. Sometimes she doesn't know when to shut her mouth before she gets into trouble. Aunt petunia walk away into the kitchen and what from I can hear she starting breakfast. I rolled over trying to remember the dream of him and Selena riding a flying motorbike. 'I'm sure I had that dream before' I thought.

'Are you two up yet or do I have to drag you both out' said aunt Petunia.

'We are, just give us a minute' I said

'Well get a move on. I want you both to cook breakfast. And don't spoil it by burning the bacon; I don't want to spoilt I want the day to be perfect for Duddy's birthday.'

'OMG its Dudley birthday...who cares... I know I don't.' Selena said into the pillow.

'What did you say brat'

'I said –'

'Nothing she said nothing' I said quickly before she said something she regret.

Dudley birthday how can I forget, the one day I wish never comes.

'Come on Lena get up before she comes back again'

'Who cares, all we going to see is Dudley getting spoilt then we're just going to be ship off to Mrs Figg's smelly house for the rest of the day.'

'Yeh I know come let's get change.'

Lena got up with a 'humph' she hates getting up in the morning. Lena started to take off her top off. We never shy around each other. I didn't realise how skinny she is, I can see her bones almost sticking out of her and her stomach is flat as anything. I really need to make sure she eats more.

After we got dress we went down the hall into the kitchen. The table was hidden under all the presents. Yep they've got Dudley everything he wanted. From the second television set to a racing bike, I don't know why they got it for him he's too fat to fit on it let alone ride it.

Uncle Vernon just walked into the kitchen.

'God I didn't release how much uncle Vernon weighs. Look how much flab he's got, I thought Dudley needs to loose weight but looking at uncle Vernon I was wrong he and Dudley has too. Gosh how much do you think he eats a day?' Lena whispered as we were cooking the breakfast.

'Don't know, about four times a normal person eats'

'He's a walking talking fat baboon, at Christmas I going to get him one of those excising videos. I going to love the look on his face mmm I might get Dudley the same one. ' Lena said

'Why don't you comb your hair boy!' bark uncle Vernon

'Why don't you lose weight idiot?' Lena replied

'What did you say girl'

'Nothing' I said quickly. That's the second she speaks before thinking some day she really going to get in trouble because of where her mouth leads her.

Dudley entered the room, staring right at the huge pile of present 'look here's fat baboon number two gosh watch, let's see if he can count how many present he's got I wander if the fat lump can count anything above ten, Lena said.

'I don't know but he looks like he's struggling.' I said. It true Dudley face was scrunched up like if he was solving a complicated math problem. I place the plates of eggs and bacon on the table, which was quite difficult as there is no room. I looked over to Lena and I almost laugh out loud on the look of her face. She was standing behind the Dursleys pulling a similar face as Dudley having at the moment. I walk over to her, as I was walking I couldn't help a small giggle escape, I was lucky only Lena heard it.

'Thirty six' he said looking to aunt Petunia and uncle Vernon. 'That's two less than last year.'

'Ungrateful git' Lena said to me

'Well these are bigger than last year and look you counted your auntie Marge's present see, it's under this big one from mommy and daddy' replied aunt Petunia.

'Bloody hell, he should be happy he gets presents. You don't see us throwing a tantrum when we don't get presents. Like I said before ungrateful git' Lena said while sitting down at the table.

'Alright thirty seven then' said Dudley, going red in the face.

'Look a big fat tomato about to explode' Lena said looking at Dudley red face.

It's true you can see Dudley about to have a big tantrum about this. Luckily Lena and me knew what's going to happen and started to eat quickly before he turns the table over like last time.

'Well we will buy you two new presents while we're out today. Is that ok pumpkin? Two more presents. Is that alright?' aunt Petunia said.

Dudley had his 'thinking cap on' as Lena calls it, which was not very often as he never thinks, Lena has a bet on saying he has no brain at all and if he does it's a very small one. I had a bet that he has one, but can't find one.

'So I'll have thirty ... thirty...'

'Thirty nine you idiot, it's not that hard to add two onto thirty seven see Harry I told you he can't count above ten.' Lena said.

'Watch your mouth brat or I'll wash it with soap.' Uncle Vernon said.

'I'll wash your mouth in a minute if you don't shut up fat idiot.' Lena whispered to herself.

Dudley reach for the present closes to him. 'Little tyke wants his money worth, just like his farther. Atta boy, Dudley!' He ruffled his hair.

'More like who is the fattest, father or son' Lena said to me.

The telephone rang in the hallway. 'Girl, get the phone.' Uncle Vernon bark.

'Get it yourself you're the one who needs excursing.' Lena replied.

'Shut it, and get the phone before you get lock in the cupboard with no food.'

'Whatever'

She got up and walk over to the phone 'Yello' she said.

'What's cracking lacking Mrs Figg.'

'Give me the phone girl' uncle Vernon said as he hit her over the head and grab the phone off her.

'Get it yourself if you didn't want me to talk over the phone idiot.' Lena said as she sat back down beside me.

While uncle Vernon was talking on the phone aunt Petunia was watching Dudley open his presents with a hint of pride in her eyes. Besides me Lena was making a funny face while watching Dudley tossing each present to the side like he doesn't care what it is and start opening the next one.

'Bad news, Petunia.' She said 'Mrs Figg's broke her leg. She can't take them.' he said as he jerked his fat head towards us.

'And that bad news because...' Luna said while Dudley mouth fell open in horror.

'It's bad news because we have to take you to two brats with us.' Uncle Vernon said.

Dudley started crying well not crying but screwing up his face like a big fat monkey. He never cry on purpose, he only cried when Lena punch him in the face at school because he was calling her names, I was about to do it but she beat me to it and threaten him that if he say anything to anyone that she did it he will get more than a punch. I never seen Dudley looks so scared; actually I was quite scared by the look on Lena face but I also found it so funny by the look on his face when Lena said that. Lena can have an effect on people like that when she piss off, and you don't want to be the person who pisses her off, trust me.

That's how we ended at the back of the car, me with Lena practically sitting on my lap. While Dudley took more than one seat and his friend Piers took the rest. We were in the car for about half an hour and Lena was getting board 'are we there yet' she said after every five minutes for the past 15 minutes. She's only doing this to annoy uncle Vernon as he can't do anything or say anything in front of Piers. It quite funny as uncle Vernon face started to turn red and was about to explode when she just said it. Actually she's only annoying him because he gave us a big lecture on how we shouldn't do any 'funny business' Etc Etc. I think Lena just tuned him out. We can't help it if funny things happen when they are around

Uncle Vernon started to complain to aunt Petunia. 'He bloody needs to find a new hobby besides complaining and eating' Lena said to me. It's true all he does complain about everything, especially about us. Now it's about motorbikes. 'Looking at them thinking they are cool, roaring along like maniacs around the place, like they own the place.'

'I had a dream about motorbikes,' I said 'it was flying.'

'Sweet' Lena said

Uncle Vernon almost crashed the car when I said that. He turns around and looked at us and yelled 'MOTORBIKES DON'T FLY YOU IDIOT!'

'We bloody know that, he just said it was a dream, of cause it isn't real thicko' Lena replied.

'Don't talk to me like that young lady.'

'Did you hear that Harry, I'm a young lady now' Lena sniggered.

'SHUT UP'

Dudley and Piers sniggered

That was the last time anyone spoke besides Lena, who was still continuing to annoy uncle Vernon with 'Are we there yet.'

When we got there it was quite crowded. We even got ice lollies from the ice cream man as uncle Vernon was too slow pushing us away when he got the two thick heads as Lena calls them, ice cream and the man ask them what we want. Lena, a crafty person ordered the most expensive ice cream they had before Uncle Vernon got a chance to reply. You should have seen his face; it turned into different shades of red he was about to shout but reminded himself where he was. I told Lena that she's going to get in trouble when we get home and all she replied is 'we ARE going to get in trouble; we might as well enjoy it while we can.' I ask her how she knows and she just looks at me and walks off. Lena always knows what's going to happen before it does. She told me she dreams about it and it happens the next day.

We had the best day of our lives. We got to see all different kinds of animals during the morning. At lunch time me and Luna got to share the knickerbockers glory that Dudley didn't want because it wasn't big enough and uncle Vernon gave it to use to finish it. After lunch we went to the reptile house. It was cool and dark, Lena love it as she was practically a Goth and only wear black or very dark clothing. All of us went to look at the biggest snake in the room. At the moment it didn't look in the mood, kind of like Lena in the morning. Dudley stood there banging onto the glass wall, trying to wake up the snake. 'Wake up you stupid idiot.' Dudley said. With one last bang he walks off with everyone following besides me and Lena.

One minute we were just staring at the snake and the next it wink at us.

'Is it just me or did it just wink at us.' Lena said

'No I just saw it to.'

'Good, I thought I would need glasses like your then.'

After that the snake started to talk to us. We both thought we lost our minds but carried on talking to it, as we don't really talk to anyone beside ourselves or to the Dursley. Dudley must have seen the snake doing something and came over a barged Lena out the way cause both of us to fall over as I was standing right besides her.

(I can't be ass to right the whole scene of them talking to the scene so it would just go the same as the book but with Selene as well)

One minute the two thick heads were leaning on the glass wall, next minute it disappear causing both to fall in. Me and Lena were both laughing so hard we almost miss the snake sliding pass saying thanks and the thick heads getting trap behind the glass wall. It was the funniest thing we ever seen as the zoo director came and thought he gone crazy, or aunt petunia screaming to get her 'baby' out.

By time we drove Piers home and got back to the house uncle Vernon sent us straight to the cupboard saying we can't have any meals and walking into the living room while aunt Petunia was getting a glass of vodka for him. When we got to are cupboard Lena started cracking up again, she kept saying 'I told you so we get in trouble.' again and again. 'I think the fat baboon two wet his pants when he found out he stuck in the cage.' She said.

'Yeh he did. How long do you think we allowed out.' I said.

'Don't know but I going to sleep as the wicked witch of the west woke us up early this morning' she said while getting into her side of the small bed.

'Yeh I might as well go to sleep.'

'Goodnight' she said quietly as she fell asleep.

'Goodnight Lena' I said falling asleep.

I know there are loads of spelling and grammar mistakes, sorry I always bad at English.

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