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EDIT: I was not able to update during the weekend, so to make it up to you, I'm updating today. ^_^ (Today is Monday)

~Vampire Knight belongs to Matsuri Hino.

Chapter 3: "You're fired!" ... And More Bad Luck...

"Very well then, Aidou. I'll let you keep your job-"

"YEEEEEEESSS!!!" I practically jumped from my seat and punched my arm in the air.

"On one condition." Kaname-sama said.

"W-what would that be, Kaname-sama?" I asked, feeling grateful that I get to keep my job.

"You see, Yuuki's best friend is coming back here and she needs a job." Kaname-sama began.

"And you want me to put a spot in my office?" I finished the sentence for him.

"Exactly." Kaname-sama said.

Oh. I thought I'm gonna dance and strip naked in a room full of old pedophiles, both gay and straight, men and women.

"Oh. I thought I'm gonna dance and strip naked in a room full of old pedophiles, both gay and straight, men and women."

"You want to do that?" Kaname-sama said.

Shit.

"Oh. So you want to do that... well, I never knew you would want to do that. Very well-"

"No, no! You got it wrong, Kaname-sama!" I suddenly got to my feet and faced our supreme gang leader - I mean- dear beloved pureblood.

"What did I got wrong, Aidou?" he asked me.

"I'm not going to dance and strip naked in a room full of gay and idiotic pedophiles." I said.

"But what if I'm a part of that 'gay and idiotic' group?" Kaname-sama said.

Woah... I never knew... that Kaname-sama likes to go to strip clubs.

"You're getting it wrong, Aidou."

"What am I getting wrong, Kaname-sama?" I asked. Seriously. What am I getting wrong? I have no idea.

"Aidou, have been you feeling well? Cause I think you're being delusional." Kaname-sama said.

Me? Delusional? No...

"Well, in case you don't know, you've been saying things out loud."

"I know... Wait-what?" I said as I looked from Kaname-sama to Ruka to Akatsuki and back to Kaname-sama.

"I have been talking out loud?" I said to no one in particular.

"Yes... duh." Ruka said.

"Anyway, no. I don't go to strip clubs. I just asked if you would do it whether I'm there or not." Kaname-sama said.

"Oh."

"Enough of this strip talk." Kaname-said, dismissing the 'very disturbing topic'. Seriously, I'm getting disturbed by... not so pleasant images... of... Kaname-sama... club... pole... naked... oh God. Shake the thought off, Hanabusa. Shake the thought off. It's not... pleasant... nor... pleasurable to think about thinks like that to Kaname-sama.

"So, Aidou, what job can you possibly offer Yuuki's friend?" Kaname-sama asked as he pulled a chair and sat across from me.

"Well... I would check that one out-"

"I need it today." Kaname-sama said with a tad bit of urgency in his voice.

"Uhm..." I paused for a moment as I try to ponder of a possible job I can give to Yuuki-sama's friend. I can give her the position of a janitor unless I want my head to be detached from my neck. I can't make her a nurse since I really don't know the course she finished. But-

"She can be my other secretary." I said. In case you don't know, I have two sexytaries. Well... The other one annoys me... No, not Lisa. At least, Lisa is not some kind of a rabid animal that will attack me anytime. The other one... what's her name?? Uhm... I think the rabid thing's name is Mira. Yeah... And I think she's... rabid. Cause everytime I come in my office, I can always see... Ugh... I don't need to see those nor think of those again.

"She can start working... When will she arrive, exactly?" I said.

"She'll be here tomorrow." Kaname-sama said.

"She can start working next week. I'll just clean some stuff... and... she can start working." I said. "If you want, I can secure the job already."

"Please do." Kaname-sama said. Wow. Where did that latte came from?

"Okay." I glanced at my wrist watch that read 1:30 PM.

"Uhm... Excuse me, Kaname-sama, but I'm kind of late for work. I guess I'll start clearing some space in the office." I said as I stood up from my chair.

"Please do that, Aidou." Kaname-sama said.

"See you tomorrow." I turned to Ruka and Kain, who just nodded in response. As I walk across the same damned lane, I looked back and waved at the three of them.

But of course,-

Who said that bad luck ceases to exist?! Look at me! I'm dripping wet!

"You should really pay attention to your surroundings, Hanabusa!" I heard Ruka laugh from her seat. I just glared at her and proceeded to go to my car. Seriously, my clothes were about to get dry and, POOF! Here comes another set of H2O soaking my designer clothes.

Oh ho! What's this?! A ticket?! Oh c'mon! I never violated any traffic law!

I snatched the ticket from the window shield and hopped in my car. I start the engine and-

Oh great. Don't tell me the heater is broken! I just got this shit fixed a week ago! This is so not my day.

I backed my car from its parking space and-

Did somebody just bumped into my car?! I peeked from the rear mirror and, sure enough, there's a punkster at my rear.

"What the fuck?! Watch it, kiddo! I'm late for work! Now, get out of the way!" I yelled, making the punkster scramble away. That's what you get for messing with Hanabusa Aidou.

I drove back in the driveway and- what the fuck?! Traffic!! Oh great!! Great, great, GREAT!!!

My clothes are soaking wet, I have to pay for the ticket, and I'm missing an important meeting. Great! Just great!

X-X-X

Luckily the traffic was already cleared after 5 minutes because, if it lasted another 5 more minutes, everything will turn to ice. Anyhow, I safely made it back to the clinic, still whole and alive, in a time span of a miraculous 3 minutes for driving 180 mph. And luckily, I didn't got caught because, boy, I will have another record with the police.

I parked my car to its usual parking space and I went inside the building. When I rode the elevator with 3 men, I can feel that:

1) The dude next to me is gay because he's trying to hit on me. Seriously, hasn't anybody seen such a hot and gorgeous body before?

2) The dude at my left is somewhat... annoyed at the way the gay dude is hitting on me and that he's annoyed that I'm like... soaking wet.; and

3) The dude behind me is Kiryuu. Don't ask why he's here. You'll find out.

Ding.

There goes my floor. I stepped out of the elevator with Kiryuu following me behind. You really want to know why he's here? Well, that would be because-

"I'm here to have my check up and you're late." he said as he went a few steps ahead of me and entered the office.

-There you go.

"Well, I'm sorry, smart ass. It was traffic and... nevermind. It's not like it concerns you anyway." I said, also entering my office.

"Hi, Dr. Aidou." Oh, here comes... Mira... The most annoying secretary of mine... "Oh, hello Kiryuu-kun."

Kiryuu just nodded and paid no interest at her.

"So... Doctor... What's our iterinary tonight?" Mira [panted] whispered in my ear.

"Uhm... Listen..." I began.

"What is it, Doctor?" she said, going closer.

"Uhm..." I hate physical contacts like these. I pushed her off me and said in a firm tone -

"You're fired."

"What?!"

"Oh, you heard me. You're fired." I repeated, but this time, harsher.

"But-"

"Go on, shoo... You no longer work here..." I said as I rummaged throught my drawers.

"But I-"

"It's okay. You don't need to give me your resignation form. I know you'll quit anyways. Here." I said as I handed her final salary.

"Bur, Doctor-"

"Good day! See you around!" I said as I pushed her out of my office.

"That takes care of things..." I muttered.

"A lil harsh of you, doctor." Kiryuu said.

"None of your business." I snarled as I got a change of clothes from my bag. Yes. A hot guy like me always has clothes with him everywhere.

"Lemme guess... You're clearing up a space for Yori." He said, sitting at a couch.

"Who?" I ask as I take out a blue collared shirt from my bag.

"Sayori Wakaba. Yuuki's best friend who is coming here tomorrow." he said. Somehow that name rings a bell... But I really don't know where I heard it. Oh well, must be my imagination.

"Whatever. Well then, let's go in, shall we, Kiryuu."I said as I wore my gown on top of my beautiful outfit. Yes, I changed with Kiryuu in the room. Who cares anyway. We're both male unless-

"You're not gay, are you?" I asked him as he entered the clinic.

"No, idiot." he said and continued to walk to the interior of the clinic.

"Good. I thought you were." I mumbled.

"You want me to blow your head off?" he asked.

"No thanks. I have to take care of Yuuki-sama's friend." I said and walked to where Kiryuu is. Sayori Wakaba... Where did I heard that name before?

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