Sonic got to the brawl zone, which turned out to be a coffee shop across from the airport. Sonic looking out the window waiting for his opponents had his shoulder tapped by a white hand. He turned and it was Mario.
"Hey Mario, you ready to flame this fuzzy furries to death?" Mario quickly responded, "Ready as I am when eating pizza at a party." As time passed, seconds turned into minutes, then hours, then days, then years, then centuries, and finally after 15 seconds, Vector and his crew came walking towards the coffee shop. Suddenly in a flash, Mario erupted from the street sewers with his fiery meatball powers like a volcano right before everyone's very eyes. Then Vector quickly ran into the Pansexual Pizza Pancake Palace and it turns out he's a reptilian and transformed into Sonic, then ran out. Vector then ran to Mario and then said, "Hey Mario, there's an even bigger threat; I heard on the radio that a pilot was killed on a plane on the airport over there." Vector points over to the airport and Mario looks. Vector jumped up like a Kangaroo going to box someone and punched Mario in the face like how an abusive mother would beat her child. Mario then screamed, "Oh you blue furry asshole!" then Mario got a fire flower, ate it, and then started throwing his spicy meatballs at Vector.
Sonic was sitting inside the coffee shop thinking it was probably himself in the future just time travelling causally. He turned to his new buddy, Madoka and said, "See that guy out there? He's my future self." Madoka then turned to Sonic and said, "From seeing this shit day to day, it makes me want to fix the world." Then she got up, left the coffee shop and went who knows where.
Back to the fight, while Vector was dodging the meatballs like dodging cum shots, he tried to make a run back into the palace. Shadow, Rogue and Espio were just standing there watching the brawl go down like statues watching people walk by in the park.
"Mario, pls stop, you might kill me!" Then Mario said with the raging voice of a thousand suns screamed higher than the top of his lungs and into his tonsils, "You fooled me, so you must die!"
Sonic heard Mario clear as day from the coffee shop, ran outside and screamed, "STOP!" Mario quickly stopped his meatball rage of terror. He saw 2 Sonics and screamed, "Which one of you is the real Sonic!?" They both pointed to each other. "Fine, I will ask a question only one of you can answer, when did I call you this morning?" Vector responded first with, "6:30am," then Sonic said, "8:25," Mario pulled back his arm and he wasn't going to throw a meatball, he was going to throw a fucking cow at Vector. Faster than a speeding bullet, faster than a cum shot and most of all faster than the speed of light squared, the cow hit Vector straight in the face, and most of all into the sun.
Sonic never knew Mario had such incredible strength and the whole town was cheering even though nothing was saved except 1/4th of Sonic's self esteem. He couldn't wait to tell this later to Amy.