Disclaimer:

wd13: -coughs up a lot of water and is soaked to the bone- How the hell did I wake up at the bottom of a river?!

Tallie: The fact that you opened your to wake up.

A.L.G.B: How are you still alive?! You can't swim.

wd13: I can hold my breath for a really long time.

A.L.G.B: …you should have told me that.

wd13: Then you would've set me on fire instead.

Tallie: Speaking of fire. You remember that little bet we had? –takes out rocket launcher-

wd13: Thanks for reminding me. –looks toward the audience- You see I had a bet with Tallie that if didn't update on the weekend after I updated chapter 3. That she could blow me up.

Tallie: -aims for wd13-

wd13: HOWEVER! At my school we have five day weekend this exact week. So, technically it is still the weekend for me.

Tallie: Aww. Now what am I going to blow up?

Ed: -randomly walks on the scene-

Tallie: -without hesitation shoots a rocket at him-

Ed: -blows up-

A.L.G.B: … that was sudden…

wd13: With that out of the way. I have some important note to say…Hey! That rhymed!

A.L.G.B: -hits wd13 on the head- Baka! Get back to the subject!

wd13: Fine. –looks seriously at the audience- You see this chapter is not chapter 4. It is what I call a Random Chapter. It has nothing to do with the plot. Its sole purpose is to entertain. There're just like random episodes in anime. I'll be having these types of chapters rather frequently.

A.L.G.B: This Random Chapter is for the upcoming Halloween.

wd13: It won't be scary since the overall story is genre under humor/adventure/action.

Tallie: Unless you're Ed you won't be scared. BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ed: Why me? –points an accusing finger at wd13- This all your doing! She's a creation from your fucked up mind!

wd13: -press button for Ed to fall through trap door-

Al: -looks down the hole for a second then looks at wd13- She does not own us, but we're trapped. Call the police.

wd13: Oh Al –gives him a big hug- you're so funny.

Al: Brother help! She's touching me!

Ed: -from inside the hole- Play along! I think she's one of your fangirls.

A.L.G.B: Enjoy the chapter.

Random Chapter # 1

'Damn that Bastard!' Ed thought as he walked back to the Elric's room, 'Sticking that little seed of Chucky with me. She caused so many problems. She hasn't even been here for over three days.'

Ed opened the room door massaging his temples. The thought of Tallie's doings gave him physical pain.

"Hello, dearest Edward. You've certainly grown more today." A voice said from within the Elric's room

Ed stopped in his tracks as he realized who the person of the voice was. In the middle of the room stood the seed of Chucky with a warm smile on her face.

"Tallie, what did you do?" Ed said suspiciously as he took a step back.

"Nothing, why would you think I did something wrong?" Tallie said taking a step forward, "I just have a favor to ask you."

"No." Ed said flatly.

"I didn't ask you the favor yet."

"I don't care. I'm not gonna to do it."

"But, I'm your roommate asking for a dear friend's help." Tallie said the picture of innocence.

Al miraculously heard this from across Central. He immediately ditched the kittens to come to Tallie's aid.

"Don't worry Tallie! Your big buddy is here!" Al yelled as he ran over Ed bursting into the Elric's room.

"Good. I can use the both of you." Tallie said smiling.

"Al! You should watch where the hell your going" Ed yelled getting up from his stomp-to-near-death- position on the floor.

"Sorry Brother, I didn't see you down th- urk…I didn't mean it." Al said meekly.

Ed growled in his direction. Then he turned his attention to a far more dangerous matter.

"Don't listen to her Al. She's plotting something. I can feel it!" Ed assumed.

"But do need your help!" Tallie exclaimed, "I need you to go trick-or-treating with me tomorrow."

"Why don't you take your wolf?"

"He attacks strangers that give me candy." Tallie stated simply.

"That's … understandable." Al said after he thought about it.

"Go by yourself." Ed said as he lay down on his bed putting a pillow over his head to block out his little sister.

Tallie glared at Ed. A mischievous smile crossed her lips. Tallie pressed the pillow down on Ed's face. Ed muffled obscenities as he tried to grab Tallie's neck. Al grabbed Tallie before she could successfully suffocate the elder Elric.

"You little brat, that's attempted murder!" Ed yelled as he jumped out the bed throwing the pillow to the other side of the room.

"Believe me! If I would've attempted to murder you! You would be dead!" Tallie yelled as she tried to struggle out of Al's grip, "You should know better than to piss off someone with a pillow over your face!"

"Well you should…" Ed was ,for once, at lost to what to say. Tallie had proved a very good point, "Why do you need us to go trick-or-treating with you anyway?"

"Simple, going trick-or-treating with a state alchemist and his freakishly tall brother will get me a ton of candy." Tallie said as Al put her down.

"You only want to use us to get more candy?" Al said a bit disappointed with his mini emo lines on his head.

"That's a harsh way to put, but it's all the same."

"No way, you're on your own." Ed said as he transmuted his arm into a blade. He plopped down on his bed giving Tallie an I-dare-you-to-do-something glare.

Tallie gave him one last glare before she stomped out of the room.

'You will go trick-or-treating with me Ed. Rather you like it or not.' Tallie thought as she fumed down the hall.

That night…

Ed laid in his trying unsuccessfully to sleep with his eyes open. He dozed off every minute or so. Ed knew Tallie didn't take too well with things not going her way. What Tallie had said earlier, about attempted murder, replayed over and over again in his head. Every so often he would glance over at Tallie's bed making sure that lump under the covers were still there.

'Why the hell am I so afraid of a little girl' Ed thought with his arm still a blade just case, 'What's the worst she can do?'

Ed thought about his question for a moment.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Ed shot straight up in his bed causing Al to jump up from his sleeping corner, "She can do the scarily impossible things if she wanted to! And I actually provoked to do that!"

Ed sat up in his bed holding his head with his good hand, rocking back and forth.

"Brother, are you okay? I thought we were being ambushed or something." Al said as walked over to his stressed out brother, "It's amazing you didn't wake up Tallie."

With that said the two brother's stopped short of breathe and stared at Tallie's bed. They gave each other a nod before they slowly tipped toed toward Tallie's bed. Ed held his blade up as Al reached toward the lump. He dramatically yanked off the sheet.

They gasped.

Instead of a sleeping Tallie they saw a small pile of pillows.

"Where is she?!" Ed cried frantically as he searched under the bed, "You sleep right beside the door Al. Did you see her leave?"

"No. We wouldn't be having this problem if you would've agreed to go trick-or-tricking." Al said accusingly.

"Do you expect me to trust that…that…that thing?"

"She's just a little girl in need of love and compassion. That's way she's like that." Al said with cute googly eyes and a bright pink flowery background, "She's all alone in the world. All she's got is a hamster, parrot, and a wolf. If you were in her shoes you'd be the same way. Now go out there and find her!"

Ed put on his clothes and coat. He was previously wearing his usual night time clothes. Which were boxers and a T-shirt. He stepped out the room just as realization occurred.

"Hey! Why do I need look for her?! She'll pop up eventually." Ed yelled as Al slammed and locked the door behind him, "Damn."

Ed kicked at the floor as he turned away from the door. He began to walk down the dark hall.

'How could I possibly fall for such a stupid trick?' Ed thought, 'That girl could be plotting my murder right now. And I'm out here searching for her.'

He continued his walk down the dim corridor. The only source of light came from the half moon outside the windows.

Creak

"Who's there?!" Ed yelled as he spun around looking for the source of the sound.

No one was there.

Ed grumbled as turned around to continue his walk. He was considering turning his arm back into a blade.

"I've been waiting for you!" a voice yelled jumping from the vent.

Ed dived out of the way. He spun around to slug the person of the in the face. He missed. Ed took a step back to get a good look at his assailant.

The tall figure was wearing a pure white coat. Its hood cast a shadow over figure's face.

"Who the fuck are you?" Ed asked.

"I am MILKMAN!" the figure bellowed loud in a booming deep voice.

"Wha-" Ed was cut short as the figure held out a glass bottle of milk.

"Drink it."

"Fuck no."

The figure moved with astounding agility. Ed quickly dodged the glass of milk.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?!" Ed screamed as he eyed the glass of milk.

"Helping you grow big and strong."

"Fuck you man!"

The figure came for him again, getting far too close for comfort for little Edward. Ed dashed down the corridor hearing his assailant not too far behind.

"I'm coming for you Edward Elric!"

"How did you know my name?!" Ed yelled over his shoulder as he continued his sprint.

"You've been on my list for a long time. You must drink your milk!"

"It's disgusting!"

"It's good for you."

"Anything you get from molesting a cow can't be good for you!"

"The cow likes it."

"That just sounded wrong."

Ed froze in his tracks. He had been so disturbed by the conversation. That he didn't look where he was going. He prepared to clap his hands to rid himself of the Milkman. Just as his hands was a sixteenth of an inch away from each other. The Milkman grabbed his left hand and twisted behind his back.

Ed yelped in pain. The Milkman swiftly took the now open glass of milk and shoved the milk down Ed's throat.

In an attempt to spit out the milk Ed began to choke. To survive in the world of the living he was forced to drink the putrid milk. When the glass was empty he went into sweet unconsciousness.

Early that morning…

"Brother! Brother, wake up!" Al yelled shaking Ed back into consciousness, "Brother, who did this to you?"

Ed woke up dazed. Suddenly everything that happened the night before flashed before his eyes.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Ed screamed as he held his stomach.

"Brother, tell me what happened."

"…Milkman…" Ed whispered, "C'mon Al!"

Ed jumped up and began to run toward the nearest exit.

"Brother, where are we going?"

"To the hospital! I need my stomach pumped!" Ed shouted over his shoulder. Not daring to slow down.

"Brother, why?"

"Stop asking so many questions and run!"

Al followed his brother not noticing the two figures in the shadows.

"Where's the money? Although this was very amusing I don't do things like that for free." The Milkman said pulling off his hood.

Mustang held out his hand expectant of the promised money.

"Here ya go." Tallie said handing over a large sum of cash, "I'm sure Ed will go trick-or-treating with me now. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!"

"Okaaaaay, I'm out of here."

End of Random Chapter #1

wd13: -smiles-

Ed: …-glares- …I hope you die a very violent death…

wd13: Of course you do.

Tallie: I like these little random chapters of yours.

wd13: Thank you! If you like these chapters too, then please review. Hey, that rhym-

A.L.G.B: -hits wd13 on the head- Don't say it.

Al: -to the audience- Remember it makes the kittens happy if you send nice reviews. If you send flames the kittens will slowly die.

A.L.G.B: Don't tell'em that. Violent people will send flames to kill the kittens.

Al: No they wouldn't!

Tallie: -evil smirk- The bet is on! Let the reviews help us choose the winner.

Al: What happens to the loser?

wd13: They explode.

Al: The winner?

wd13: They do not explode.