This took me forever to write. Lol, so much for a productive weekend xD. So it's time to go back to the idiots :D and its Cosmo's turn, too!
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Whenever it snowed, the same protocol would take place. All of the children would wake up extra early to watch the news to see if they're school was closed. If it was closed, they would grab their coats and mittens, along with their snow boots, and rush out the door at unfathomable speeds, they're giddy footsteps making loud noises in the freshly fallen snow. If not, little hearts would be shattered, as they slowly got ready for school, the joyous screams of the children who didn't have school that day piercing their very souls. All in all, if you had school on a snow day, you were depressed. Such was not the case, as everyone in Dimsdale had a snow day. Cosmo was especially happy about this. He hated school, even if he didn't go to it. While in the middle of a snowball fight, Cosmo was about to throw a snowball at Timmy, but was soon knocked down to the ground by a snowball shooting cannon. Cosmo emerged from the snow pile and stared dizzily into nothingness, his vision blurring in and out. Not surprisingly, his condition suddenly got better upon hearing the familiar jingle of sweets. He grinned when he saw the small candy canes being sold by the vendors. He flew up, and made a bee-line for them, but not for the small ones. Cosmo had his heart set on the giant one at the top of the building where the candy canes were being sold. He gazed at the giant candy cane in awe, and bowed down to it in worship. After a few more seconds of gazing at it, he slowly extended his tongue out towards the giant candy cane, awaiting the sweet, savory taste of peppermint. Once his tongue had made contact with the candy cane, it froze his tongue, more specifically, the tip of his tongue. Cosmo yelled out in dismay, and tried frantically to free his tongue, but his efforts were to no avail. Timmy noticed this and wished up a few ways to free Cosmo's tongue. He tried to cut, burn, hacksaw, even hypnotize Cosmo's tongue into freeing itself, but just like before, all of Timmy's and Cosmo's efforts were to no avail. Wanda got fed up with Cosmo's idiocy and flew up towards him. After slapping him and nagging him that sticking his tongue to a giant candy cane was a bad idea, she waved her wand and with a "poof", everyone was back in Timmy's bedroom. Timmy shrugged at them, and went downstairs to make some hot chocolate. Cosmo followed suit, also wanting hot chocolate, but soon found himself stuck in the doorway of Timmy's room. He looked down and saw that half of the giant candy cane had poofed with him, and was still stuck to the tip of his tongue. He grabbed his tongue, and tried to pull it off of the candy cane. While Cosmo did this, Timmy walked back to his fairies, in his hand was a cup of steaming hot chocolate. Without a second thought, Timmy threw the hot beverage on Cosmo, hitting his tongue entirely. Cosmo screamed once his tongue made contact with the hot chocolate, his tongue now sporting blisters due to how hot the drink was. He zipped past everyone, making a bee-line for the bathroom, where after diving into the toilet, he felt sweet relief. During all of this, the giant candy cane laid on the floor, completely forgotten. Timmy smiled and threw the discarded piece of the giant candy cane out of his window, which then hit Mr. Crocker on the head while he was ice-skating on the slippery roads. Timmy turned a deaf ear to Mr. Crocker's screams of pain and went downstairs to watch Crash Nebula, his fairies floating closely behind him.
Finally done. Man, laziness can be a real pain :P anyway, I just noticed how Christmassy this is, lol and December's like five months away, too :D Well, there's chapter four, stay tuned for chapter five! Also, I'm open to any ideas, especially since I'm running out of stuff for Cosmo, lol. Review!