The Stormcloak Experience

by BroMeese

Ulfric and Tullius have an interesting relationship, they keep meeting up in random places and a lot of stuff goes down. Any names you don't recognize are references to mine and my friends characters that we made whilst playing Skyrim. (I.E. Meese, Earl, Neko P***s-chan, etc) Rated M for coarse language and some... disturbing mishappenings. PAIRING: ULFRIC/TULLIUS

4. The Stormcloak Experience part IV

A/N: Ignore that whole Nevada thing, its an inside joke between my friend and I ^.^

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General Tullius was skipping down a pretty pathway dedicated to pretty panties with flowers on them. Suddenly, he came across a glorious sight. A zoo! Here, in Skyrim! Oh, jolly joy! He skipped with his arms waving back and forth towards the zoo. Upon entering, he saw a ravishing beauty take his breath away. Two zebras were making sweet, sweet love under the hot sun of Nevada in a snowstorm. He felt all the blood in his body run south. Tullius' tiny cock bobbed up like a dead fish in salty water. No one noticed this, of course, his dick was too small. Out of nowhere you could hear a loud THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!and the animal cages began shaking. Ulfric Stormcloak came in on a mighty fat Heffalump.

"My Tullius detector was going off, and sure enough, here you are, you hoe!" Cried Ulfric as he hopped down from Heffalump's back. He had a massive boner, making Tullius' hard-on look like nothing more than a floppy piece of skin.

Ulfric pulled Tullius into a big bear hug and began sniffing his clean-shaven face. "Fuck me. Right here, right now." he whispered into Tullius' ear.

Tullius responded instantaneously. He whipped off his clothes and a gorilla came over and ate Ulfric's clothes off. Tullius pushed the gorilla away, and what stood before him... It was so big, and so hairy, he just had to grab it. And he did. He stuck it in his mouth and gave the Stormcock a blow job. Heffalump wanted in on the action, so he charged at the two love birds and stuck his trunk up Tullius' butthole, and then Ulfric's.

"Hey, look everybody!" Cried Meese "Its a douche-kabob!" She pointed her finger at the two and the whole zoo started laughing. Even the animals' food was laughing.

Hours passed. It was 6:66 pm and Satan was upon us. But Ulfric Stormcloak and General Tullius did not care. They were atop the Eiffel Tower fucking each other in the buttknuckle, not a care in the world. Ulfric puked on Tullius. The force of the vomit sent Tullius flying of the Eiffel Tower. He fell, hot and wet semen still pouring fresh from his penis. He landed on a giraffe's neck, from the aching anus. The Stormcock exploded, and General Tullius was in the mood for some Tacos.

THE END~ (FOR NOW...)