I just want to ask before we start this chapter, am I the only one who wants to see the Chinese Batman Wang Baixi meet regular Batman Bruce Wayne? (have to say kinda disappointed he wasn't the kid being bullied in the first issue… ah well)
I was skeptical at the 'New Super-Man' title at first but now I really enjoy it, it's not my favorite, but its really enjoyable I want all the Chinese counterparts to meet the regular version because of how cool it was when the two supermen met and I am kind of ashamed to admit this because its so obvious, but it took me a while to see that all the Chinese counterparts except superman's have the same initials as them.
Currently I really like the run and I kinda want to see more of 'academy of the bat' because it kinda feels like something that would be in 'Batman incorporated'
And one more thing I need to ask cause I just can't tell… is Wang fat or does he just have big muscles because it's drawn one way then another and I just can't tell I mean they say he's fat but… yeah just the way its drawn it makes him look like he just has big muscles sometimes.
Chapter 4
Jaune quickly rushed to a bin to throw up, he was amazed at how well those pills worked, he knew he'd need to take a date with some proteins for throwing up especially in the manner he just did.
Jaune quickly pulled himself back together after that and got back into Batman mode 'Alright plans simple either A, mess up initiation or B, just look as worthless to this academy as possible so it would be a disgrace or something to have me, B is preferable it'll get longer results, but A is easier and as I know easier never gets good results'
Jaune quickly noticed an argument occurring between one Weiss Schnee, he had looked up all figures of major importance and Weiss Schnee had been one of them, along with her father, brother, mother and sister.
The other he didn't recognize, she was also female, she wore a red cloak and hood and was carrying some kind of box, which he assumed was her weapon, she was wearing a black blouse and skirt, with black boots, she had red on parts of these cloths but nothing fully red but the cloak.
Then a female Faunus approached, he could tell it was a Faunus from her bow twitching, but other than that he noted that she was very appealing to the eye, her gold eyes worked well with the purple eye shadow she used.
He noticed the Heiress storm off and the Faunus walk away before the girl collapsed into a heap on the floor seemingly depressed.
Jaune sighed 'Damn me and my bleeding heart, better not get too attached to me kid I ain't planning on staying long'
He went over and introduced himself and she did the same revealing herself to be Ruby Rose.
(ok were skipping hear because it basically plays out the same, so were just going to the ballroom scene ok)
Jaune groaned as he put on the Onesie he got for this, was it embarrassing, defiantly, was it worth it to keep Batman's secret identity, defiantly, he just blocked everything out glad his work was paying off.
Once he laid down and was sure everyone was asleep he quickly took off the onesie as the basuit was underneath and quickly went to protect Vale for the night before coming back, nothing overall bad happened just a few robberies and muggings.
The next mourning he pretended to be painfully dull and was looking for the locker, he was glad so many people were thinking so little of him already and just because he wore a onesie, he actually couldn't wait to test his amazing acting skills.
However he noticed a conversation that was happening, Weiss Schnee was having a conversation with Pyrrha Nikos, he knew of her from the figures of importance, but he could see she was uncomfortable, he sighed and went to interfere, he was also going to try and start the flirting thing he planned with Weiss, it would help to make him look even more pathetic.
''you know what else is great? Me Jaune Arc'' said Jaune ''nice to meet you''
''you again?'' Weiss growled, one thing that was entertaining was getting under Weiss's skin.
''nice to meet you Jaune I'm pyrrha'' said Pyrrha.
''yeah, yeah'' said Jaune, he then proceeded to look like he was trying to flirt with Weiss, he enjoyed watching her squirm like this 'oh this is so fun' but Weiss eventually got frustrated.
''do you know who this is?'' asked Weiss.
''not in the slightest snow angel'' said Jaune grinning inside as he saw how much that name urked Weiss.
''this is Pyrrha'' said Weiss trying to be calm.
''hello again'' said Pyrrha, Jaune did like the fact she was perky it was nice, a nice change to his dark living.
''she graduated top of sanctum'' said Weiss.
''never heard of it'' said Jaune dully 'meh has nothing on the training Bruce put me through'
''She won the minstral tournament four years in a row, a new record!'' cried Weiss.
''Huh?'' said Jaune dully 'hmm interesting too bad I already knew it'
''shes on the front of every box of pumpkin petes!'' snapped Weiss.
'wow she really wants to push this dosen't she, might as well give her this one' thought Jaune before saying in a surprised tone ''that's you! Wow only cartoon characters and major athletes''
''yeah it was pretty cool sadly the cereals not good for you'' said Pyrrha .
Jaune noticed the under tone she gave 'what is she attracted to me now… no way she can't be' thought Jaune.
''so after hearing all this, do you really think your in any position to ask her to be on your team?'' asked Weiss snidely.
'wow you are such a snobbish bitch, I mean I met Luthor and he did this but at least he did it in a way that didn't come off as obnoxious' thought Jaune rolling his eyes, before replying with ''I guess not sorry''
''actually I think you'd be a great leader Jaune'' said Pyrrha quickly.
''don't encourage this behavior'' said Weiss equally as quickly.
He kept going with this until he was speared onto a locker, he smirked as he looked down, sounding in a mopey tone as Yang helped him up.
He grinned so far this was working perfectly, so sad he didn't realize that would end soon.
PLEASE READ BELLOW.
Ok after this point were having a time jump, like pretty much initiation plays out the same and all but now instead of being pathetic by accident he's trying to be awful, that's all, so yeah were going into 'Jaunedice' after this.
Also I was originally planning to do five chapters before I released this I couldn't stop myself and did these four… I'm sorry.
