TobiIzGoodBoi Logged in
ArtEzABang! Logged in
TobiIzGoodBoi: Heeeeyyyyy! Sempai!
ArtEzABang!: fuuuuuuuqqqqqqq!
TobiIzGoodBoi: Are you busy Sempai? If not, Tobi needs your help!
ArtEzABang!: ...wut, un?
TobiIzGoodBoi: Leader-sama put Tobi in a small metal box and took away his candy! Tobi can't get out because the box took away Tobi's chakra! Tobi needs you get get him out!
ArtEzABang!: leader lockt u en a cage?
TobiIzGoodBoi: Yes! He told Tobi that it was punishment for being stupid!
ArtEzABang!: ef ur lockt en a cage, y do u hav ur laptop un?
TobiIzGoodBoi: Tobi was using it when leader put him in here! So, can you help Tobi?
ArtEzABang!: lol no.
TobiIzGoodBoi: Waaaaaahhh?! Please Sempai!
PaperLove Logged in
ArtEzABang!: stfu tobi. hi konan
PaperLove: Hello Deidara.
TobiIzGoodBoi: TOBI IS STUCK IN A METAL BOX! WITHOUT CANDY! TOBI NEEDS HELP! PLEASE HELP, KONAN!
PaperLove: I can't. This is your punishment for the infiltrator accident the other day. If I helped you, Pein would be angry and I'd have one miserable week...
ArtEzABang!: lol. Cuz u shackin up with leader un. U worred he wont giv u ane seeeeexxx?
TobiIzGoodBoi: BUGS! TOBI SEES BUGS EVERYWHERE!
PaperLove: What?! How dare you Deidara! I have no idea what you're talking about.
ArtEzABang!: riiiiight un.
TobiIzGoodBoi: OH MY GOD! THEY ARE CRAWLING ON TOBI!
IAmGod Logged in
IAmGod: Pein
JashinIsFuckingTruGod Logged in
JashinIsFuckingTruGod: Jashin
RawrzJaws Logged in
RawrzJaws: Jaws
ArtEzABang!: srsly... wtf?
TobiIzGoodBoi: MUHAHAHA! I AM GOING TO DESTROY YOU ALL WITH THE UCHIHA POWER BITCHES!
JashinIsFuckingTruGod: What the fuck? Is that Tobi?
IAmGod: …Or is it you, 'M-Dog'?
RawrzJaws: M-Dog? Who is that?
PaperLove: It's still Tobi. It's just that he has gone insane from being candy-depraved and locked in a metal cage.*hint hint, wink wink*
IAmGod: You want me to let him out? He's only been in there for 10 minutes!
PaperLove: Pretty please?
IAmGod: …
TobiIzGoodBoi: YOU FUCKERS ARE ALL GOING TO GET SLAUGHTERED! ONE BY ONE YOU WILL FALL TO A POOL OF BLOOD AT MY FEET! HAHAHAAHAHA!
IAmGod: Fine. Kisame, go let Tobi out from the cage and bring candy with you. The key is on top of the cage.
RawrzJaws: Okay.
JashinIsFuckingTruGod: Fucking whipped.
IAmGod: I am going to murder you.
JashinIsFuckingTruGod: Too bad you fucking can't! Immortal remember?
IAmGod: Oh, I remember... I also remember that it's because of your religion that you're immortal. So if you happened to be in a coma for awhile and weren't able to pray, do rituals, or sacrifice anybody, you would most likely no longer be immortal. All I have to do is have Itachi put you in a coma for awhile until I can slaughter you and make sure you stay dead.
ArtEzABang!: want sum ice fur that burn, hidan?
JashinIsFuckingTruGod: ...Shut up you incompetent little gay fuck. Why don't you fuck off to Konan's room to talk about hair, nails, and boys like usual.
PaperLove: You're just mad that you got your religion dissed and have no comeback to defend it.
IAmGod: Konan-1 Hidan-0
TobiIzGoodBoi: Yaaay! Tobi is free! Thank you Konan for helping me! You're Tobi's hero!
PaperLove: You're welcome.
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ArtEzABang!: huh? How com kissame randumlee got off un?
IAmGod: That is odd...
JashinIsFuckingTruGod: Maybe Red Eyes finally killed the blue shit. He said the other day that it was only a matter of time until one of us found him dead in his fucking fish tank.
ArtEzABang!: thatz probly wut hapend un.
IAmGod: Maybe I should send someone...?
EternalPuppetMaster Logged in
TobiIzGoodBoi: Heeeeeeey! Sasori!
EternalPuppetMaster: Tobi... you are a bad boy.
JashinIsFuckingTruGod: 0o0
IAmGod: 0-0
ArtEzABang!: :O
PaperLove: …?
TobiIzGoodBoi: W...What?! No! Tobi is a good boy! What did Tobi do wrong?!
IAmGod: Care to explain Sasori?
EternalPuppetMaster: Well, it seems that Tobi was locked in a cage without any candy for a little while. This caused Tobi to panic and also left him with low blood sugar, both of these combined led him to hallucinate and loose his mind. When Kisame let him out, it seems Tobi mistook him for blue candy in his delirious state and started to bite and eat Kisame. By the time I found them, Kisame was heavily bleeding and I had to have Kakuzu reattach his right arm. I managed to get Tobi back in his right mind by giving him lollipops, but he skipped away before I could confront him. Kisame kept crying out in pain so I just gave him some random drugs I found lying around. It worked, he is no longer screaming and is instead trying to figure out how to get in Itachi's pants.
ArtEzABang!: Wut the acual faq.
JashinIsFuckingTruGod: Holy shit! Tobi did that?!
PaperLove: Did you just get Kisame addicted to drugs?(foreshadowing! *Opening chest in Zelda jingle*)
IAmGod: TOBI WAS ONLY IN THERE FOR 10 MINUTES!
TobiIzGoodBoi: Tobi is sorry. He didn't mean to.. Tobi will bring Kisame a lollipop later to make him feel better!
IAmGod: Ugh... How is Kisame's condition?
EternalPuppetMaster: I finished stitching him up but he will be in a lot of pain once he comes off the drugs. That's why every time he starts to feel pain, I will inject him with more drugs. I'm doing this for him, not to make him addicted to drugs so that it pisses off Kakuzu when he buys more.
$Money$ Logged in
$Money$: Fuck you Sasori
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PaperLove: How odd...
IAmGod: I'm getting a migraine, so I'm leaving. Konan, come to the usual place and bring that 'thing'.
PaperLove: I'll be there in 5 minutes.
PaperLove Disconnected
IAmGod: Latter Suckers.
IAmGod Disconnected
JashinIsFuckingTruGod: Wow. They could at least fucking TRY to make it seem like they aren't going to go fuck each other.
EternalPuppetMaster: Kisame has started screaming in pain again, so I have to give him more drugs.
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TobiIzGoodBoi: Hey, sempai! Why don't we make a place to meet up like Leader and Konan do!?
ArtEzABang!: ...wut. no... tobi.. no un
JashinIsFuckingTruGod: I'm getting out of this shit before it gets even weirder.
ArtEzABang!: NO! DONT LEV ME ALON WITH HIM!
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TobiIzGoodBoi: Heeeey, why did Hidan get off?
ArtEzABang!: hidan, u fuqin trater...
TobiIzGoodBoi: So, Tobi thought 'the place' could be either Tobi's room or your room!
ArtEzABang!: …
ArtEzABang!: no
TobiIzGoodBoi: Whaat? Then where?
Infiltrator101 Logged in
ArtEzABang!: …
Infiltrator101: Hello
TobiIzGoodBoi: Heeeey!
ArtEzABang!: WHO THA FUQ R U UN?!
Infiltrator101: Oh, just someone passing by... But don't worry, I'll be back shortly.
Infiltrator101 Disconnected
TobiIzGoodBoi: Hey, where did the stranger guy go?
ArtEzABang!: OMG! I hav 2 go find leader un!
ArtEzABang! Disconnected
TobiIzGoodBoi: But Tobi thought leader was meeting up with Konan? Oh well.
TobiIzGoodBoi Disconnected
So, the infiltrator shows up, but it's still not revealed as to who it is or why they're here. Hmmm... I wonder. Well any who, that's this chapter! I hope you have a good day!(I won't because I have to work..) Byyyyeee!
Question: Who'd win in a fight, Magikarp or Metapod?