Sexy Girl Narrator: (since Big Booming got fired) Well, whaddya know. The
famous Green Goblin is here trying out for the part! Oo, I'm so excited!
Let's see how it goes.
(Green Goblin is sitting in a movie star seat with his name on it, wearing sunglasses, surrounded by beautiful women, sipping an iced tea.)
Green Goblin: What do you think, director, should I go with the new green armor look or the classic green and pink spandex?
Director Kitty: (growls with aggravation) I don't care just get up and let's get this over with.
Green Goblin: You know, you're pretty lucky to have me here. Ever since the movie came out on the theaters, I became a living legend.
Director Kitty: I don't care if I had Obi Wan Kenobi as my villain, just please get off your butt and do what you do.
Spider-man: (approaches Green Goblin) Uh, hey, buddy, can I have your autograph?
Green Goblin: Sure, sure. (signs book)
Director Kitty: STOP! Stop! Can we please get started?
Green Goblin: (stands up) Okay, but first (heads to camera) The Spider-man DVD is coming out on November 1st (it really is!!) so be sure to buy it, cause Green Goblin said so.
Director Kitty: Thank you for the commercial.
Spider-man: Man, I gotta buy me one of those!
(Spider-man and Green Goblin get into fighting positions.) (They're about to start, when a cell phone rings.)
Green Goblin: G.G. here. Oh, Bobby. (to director) hold up a minute, doll, it's my agent. (back into cell phone) You want me to start my own merchandise line? Yea, I'm getting tired of being pictured with just Spider- man too. I should do my own TV series too? Oo, co-starring Pamela Lee Anderson, alright! I was thinking of a title like "Goblin in the Middle" and like I should have three brothers and some whacked up parents. Yea, yea, okay, see you then. (hangs up)
Director Kitty: (rubs temples) Can we try this again please?
Green Goblin: Sorry, cutie, but my agent says that this perfect villain thing isn't good for me right now. I'm outta here. (to group of beautiful women) Come on ladies, we got a date in my Jacuzzi limo!
Sexy Girl Narrator: Oo, I'm going!
Spider-man: Me too!
Director Kitty: (curls up on floor and whimpers) Maybe I should just forget this whole Spider-man thing. (to assistant) Call up Dr. Doom and the Fantastic Four!
THE END!
(Green Goblin is sitting in a movie star seat with his name on it, wearing sunglasses, surrounded by beautiful women, sipping an iced tea.)
Green Goblin: What do you think, director, should I go with the new green armor look or the classic green and pink spandex?
Director Kitty: (growls with aggravation) I don't care just get up and let's get this over with.
Green Goblin: You know, you're pretty lucky to have me here. Ever since the movie came out on the theaters, I became a living legend.
Director Kitty: I don't care if I had Obi Wan Kenobi as my villain, just please get off your butt and do what you do.
Spider-man: (approaches Green Goblin) Uh, hey, buddy, can I have your autograph?
Green Goblin: Sure, sure. (signs book)
Director Kitty: STOP! Stop! Can we please get started?
Green Goblin: (stands up) Okay, but first (heads to camera) The Spider-man DVD is coming out on November 1st (it really is!!) so be sure to buy it, cause Green Goblin said so.
Director Kitty: Thank you for the commercial.
Spider-man: Man, I gotta buy me one of those!
(Spider-man and Green Goblin get into fighting positions.) (They're about to start, when a cell phone rings.)
Green Goblin: G.G. here. Oh, Bobby. (to director) hold up a minute, doll, it's my agent. (back into cell phone) You want me to start my own merchandise line? Yea, I'm getting tired of being pictured with just Spider- man too. I should do my own TV series too? Oo, co-starring Pamela Lee Anderson, alright! I was thinking of a title like "Goblin in the Middle" and like I should have three brothers and some whacked up parents. Yea, yea, okay, see you then. (hangs up)
Director Kitty: (rubs temples) Can we try this again please?
Green Goblin: Sorry, cutie, but my agent says that this perfect villain thing isn't good for me right now. I'm outta here. (to group of beautiful women) Come on ladies, we got a date in my Jacuzzi limo!
Sexy Girl Narrator: Oo, I'm going!
Spider-man: Me too!
Director Kitty: (curls up on floor and whimpers) Maybe I should just forget this whole Spider-man thing. (to assistant) Call up Dr. Doom and the Fantastic Four!
THE END!