Author's Note: Hello lovelies! Thank you to all of my reviewers, and hope more of you review. This is a filler. It's a few interesting commercials. Enjoy.

Taya yawned. This was exhausting. She was tired. Well, at least everyone was satisfied with most of the singing match. She just hoped this entire commercials deal would work out. Meathead's idea sounded pretty good, as long as the Stump decided not to joust him, he would live.

Putting down her book, Taya changed into a fresh set of shirt, breeches and tunic. It was time to start.

(Curtain opens, again, to reveal Taya. She looks tired.)

Taya: Welcome! I'm going to let the guests take over, so don't expect to see me again until the end of today. See y'all later.

(She exits, and the lights dim.)

Dom: Do you like calling a certain mad cousin of mine Meathead?

Kel: If you do, then join the Meathead Club!

Merric: If you like driving Meathead mad…

Owen:… then the jollyness never ends!

Cleon: (snores. Owen punches him in the face to wake him up.) Uh? Oh! Hmm, The president is Dom, and Kel is vice.

Seaver, Esmond, Faleron, Roald, Alanna, and a lot of others: JOIN! OR BE PRANKED WITH MEATHEAD!!

Kel and Dom: We are not responsible for any injuries, emotional trauma or counter pranks from Meathead.

(The Meathead club exits with an enraged Neal marching on stage)

Neal: GRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE, PEOPLE, DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Yuki whacks him with her fan. Meathead faints. He is carried away until he is conscious enough to do his commercial. Another group enters.)

Fangirl1: Like, OMG, like seriously, like if you like seriously are like seriously like crushing on your like favorite Tortall dude…

Fangirl2: Then like seriously like join us!

Fangirl3: Like anyone like, Dom (Fangirl1 swoons), or like Jon…

Fangirl4: Or like GEORGE!(swoons)

Fangirls 2,3,5,6,7,8,9: Like seriously, like join the like FANGIRLS CLUB!

Fangirl5: We like talk about them!

Fangirls 6,7,8,9,: We also, like, really, like make like really like awesome plans to take over them!

All Fangirls: Like seriously, like join!

(The fangirls exit and Taya wonders why she ever even let them come. Jon enters.)

Jon: COME TO THE TORTALLAN SIDE! WE HAVE CAKE AND ICE CREAM. THE SCARANS HAVE STINGY OLD SQUIRRELS. COME ONE, COME ALL, COME TO THE TORTALLAN SIDE. WE MAKE ROOM FOR EVERYONE. CAKES AND COOKIES FOREVER DUDES!!!!!! NO YUCKY SQUIRREL FROM INSANE SCARANS!!!! TORTALL RULES THE WORLD.

(Jon exits. Meathead is finally conscious.)

Meathead/Neal: (singing to Für Elise) We really hate the Stump, we hate the Stump, we hate the Stump. We really hate the Stump, we hate the Stump, we hate the Stump. So join us now, and kill the Stump, so we can rest, so happily. We really hate the Stump, we hate the Stump, we hate the Stump. KILL THE STUMP! HALLELUAH!

(Neal exits. All Fangirls swoon. Taya enters again.)

Taya: Hope you liked it. Time for low-fat smoothies!

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Fangirls: Like seriously!