AN: Right, this chapter may be late because I'm trying to write it in between thunderstorms – so I apologise if it is. RoSyChArLiE and Sadie are in this chapter with Norom. I owe you Sadie, you read all my stories! So thanks! Don't be offended if your characters are totally unlike you. They will be random. Enjoy the latest random chapter.

Disclaimer: I don't own GoT, I only own Kyla and the randomness of the plot – oh and Sadie, 'cause she's my slave! MUAHAHA! (She's not really; she's just letting me control some random places when she eventually takes over the world. And I mean the real Sadie and not the Character Sadie.)

Kyla

Norom smiles. "Ask away."

"Firstly, what is your full name?" Ethan asks.

Norom sighs. "Norom Toidi."

"What is your favourite thing in the whole wide universe?" Dillon questions excitedly.

Norom's face lights up with happiness. "PICKLES!"

I eye her critically. "Do you like cheese?"

"Do I? Cheese is edible! It's great!" Norom answers animatedly.

Arkarian is next to interrogate Norom. "Did anyone come with you?"

"Yes, Rosy and Sadie are 'supervising' me." Norom says, wrinkling up her nose.

"Do they like cheese also?" I enquire. This is the decider. If either of them doesn't like cheese, they're not coming in!

Norom nods. "Who doesn't?"

I shrug. "Some boring person who doesn't eat 'cause they might get fat, and Mary Sues."

"I see your point." Norom agrees.

"Would you excuse us a moment? Marduke's calling." Arkarian says, closing the door on Norom yet again. "Right, what do you think?"

"I like her." Dillon answers.

Ethan nods. I vocalise my agreement. "She likes cheese. She could be a useful ally to us."

I open the door and find that her two supervisors are standing either side of her. Dillon closes the door again. He whispers. "I think we should question them too."

I open the door again, squishing him to the wall. "Right, let's make this quick. Norom, you can come inside." I move out of the way slightly to let her in. "Rosy and Sadie, we need to know: Do you like cheese?"

The taller one of the two grins. "Of course I like cheese, who wouldn't?"

The other one, who's shorter though not by a lot and has short brown hair and light blue eyes, nods fiercely. "Cheese is food. Food is good. I'm Sadie, by the way."

I smile in a welcoming way. "Then come in. I hope you can stand Mary Sues."

I shut the door, grinning evilly at Dillon who glares and mutters. "Manliness compromiser!"

"Marduke's cooking eater!" I throw back. It's not a bad insult even if I do say so myself; it has the desired effect of Dillon closing his eyes for a moment and shuddering. Actually, the thought of eating that hideous muck, which Marduke wrongly calls food, sends chills down my spine. Dillon and I share a look of pure horror as we follow Norom, Sadie, Rosy, Arkarian and Ethan into the lounge.

There's an awkward silence as Arkarian leaves the room to go outside.

"So?" Dillon breaks the silence as usual.

"So?" I mimic, purely out of habit.

Norom yells. "PICKLES!"

"You see why she needs a supervisor now?" Sadie asks.

I nod. "Yeah, Dillon's like that too. Only he doesn't yell 'pickles', he's just a total malteaser and idiot in general."

"I see." Sadie replies. "So, what are your goals in life?"

Rosy is busy studying her freshly manicured nails. Norom is glaring at Rosy's manicured nails. She mutters. "Pickle stealer!"

I answer Sadie. "I've planned out my life totally. When I eventually escape this house, I'm going to take Dillon to the top of an active volcano, then push him in eat, and eat all his cheese while he slowly drowns in magma, because I aided him in killing Neriah using Matt's floppy hands after we got him completely drunk and Dillon never paid me back in Cheese."

"I see." Sadie says, nodding very slowly. "My life goal is to take over the world. I will rule over all and be rich and famous and rich and happy, and oh, rich!"

"Indeed." I reply. "You have fun with that. Oh, and make sure I'm supplied with as much cheese as I want and need!"

"Will do."

There's another silence, but Dillon doesn't have a chance to break this one 'cause Rosy gets there first. "OH MY GOD!!!!! I LIKE TOTALLY BROKE A NAIL!" She wipes a tear from her eye.

Sadie says calmly. "Calm down; you can even it out with a nail file."

More tears threaten to fall from Rosy's eyes. I personally can't see any kind of break in any of her nails.

Rosy is still panicking. "BUT IF I DO THAT, MY NAILS WILL LIKE BE TOTALLY DIFFERENT LENGTHS! LIKE OH MY GOD!"

"They'll grow back. They're nails." Sadie reasons.

Rosy realises that she's been crying real tears. "LIKE OH MY GOD! MY MASCARA'S RUNNING! TOTAL EMERGENCY!" She runs out of the room.

Sadie sighs. "How on earth did I manage to get stuck with these two? Where do you think it all went wrong?"

I shrug and send her a sympathetic look.

Dillon straightens on the sofa. "OOH OOH, I KNOW! Was it when you were born?"

Sadie rolls her eyes. To me she says. "I pity you, I really do. You're stuck in this place with him, and no chance to fulfil your goal of taking over the world."

At that point, Arkarian comes in with enough cheese sandwiches for everyone. I gasp.

Dillon gasps.

We share a look, our facial features breaking into a grin.

I throw myself at Arkarian's legs, hugging them for all they're worth – which is quite a lot when he's holding cheese. I shriek. "CHEESE! OH MY GOD, I LOVE YOU!"

Sadie rolls her eyes. Arkarian hops over to the end table with me still clinging to his legs to deposit the tray of sandwiches. As soon as they touch the table, I let go of his legs and grab a sandwich while Dillon dives off the sofa in order to be near enough to grab a sandwich.

Norom enquires pleasantly. "Do you have any pickles?"

Arkarian nods. "I'll do pickles for tea."

"Thanks." Norom says, joining Dillon and me by the sandwich tray with Ethan.

Sadie asks Arkarian and Ethan. "Are you the only normal ones?"

Arkarian wipes a non-existent tear from his eye. He whispers. "Thank-you!" Then hugs her.

Ethan shrugs. "I'm normal? When did this happen? And why was I not told about it?"

"'Cause you've never been normal Ethan." I reply, through a mouthful of sandwich. It actually comes out like this. "Mush mmm mmner min monal Metham." But Ethan, being used to all this eating cheese and talking understands perfectly. Of course, it would be so much easier if Ethan was a truthseer too. I'll have to annoy Lorian until he agrees too award Ethan the power of Truthseeing.

"Yay!" Norom exclaims after swallowing. "More not normal people! Woot! I'm not a loner anymore."

AN: I'm sorry, it's not very long or funny, but I'm going out tonight and I needed to introduce Norom, Sadie, and Rosy's characters. Next chapter will be funnier.

In the next chapter, Lorian and Lathenia may return, Norom finds pickles, Isabel goes hyper, and Dillon and Kyla run out of cheese! Nooooooo! How will they ever survive?

Thanks to all my reviewers! You people are the greatest! You deserve cheese!

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And Chuub to you all!