Dear Journal,
Goodness. Its been a few weeks since I wrote, I know. I'm sorry journal, you will have to forgive me. Its weird, you wont believe how nice this place is. I just barely help out around here, and I eat like a champion. I'm starting to get kind of plump really. Its nice. Well, I promised Junior I would help him read his Grognak the Barbarian comic. I loved those when I was younger.