After Dei had been up there in the clothesline for, oh, just 3 more hours, Sasori and him continued to the shared home of Pein and Konan. Sasori knocked on the door. "We'll be there in a minute!" Konan yelled. A few moments later, she answered the door. "May we help y- S-Sasori? Is that really you? PEIN! SASORI'S HERE!" Konan said excitedly. Practically instantly, an orange-haired man stood next to his fiance. "So, Sasori, you finally got a girl, huh?" Pein stated...asked, whatever. Earning a punch in the face from Deidara. "A: Deidara is a GUY. B: Neither of us are gay. C: I may have gotten a girlfriend before now, we haven't seen each other for over a decade." Sasori stated. "...Did you?" Pein asked. "Well...Okay, ya got me there." Sasori replied. "So, I'm assuming this is Deidara?" Konan asked, saving Sasori from more embarassment. "The one and only, hm." Deidara answered. She smiled warmly at him and turned to Sasori. "How was Tokyo?" she inquired. "Busy. Loud. Lots of lights. Idiots that mug helpless blond-headed second graders." he and Deidara laughed at the memory. "How are you two, anyway?" Sasori questioned. "Well, we're engaged for starters." Pein answered. Konan showed them the ring. It was a sapphire surrounded by diamonds, and the actual rig itself was made of gold and silver interwined. It sparkled in the mid-afternoon sunlight. "Impressive, it is very pretty, Konan-san." Sasori remarked. "Yeah, Sasori-san's right, hm." Deidara agreed. Konan smiled. "Thank you. Oh, sorry, we need to leave, Pein and I were going to go to the movies. Actually, how about you two come along?" Konan asked kindly. "Ah, sorry, the brat and I still need to pick up tacos and stuff for the party this month. You two are still coming, right?" Sasori asked as he ruffled Dei's hair. "Yep, looking forward to it!" Pein replied. They said their goodbyes and went their seperate ways.

Don't worry, I ain't stoppin here!

"Brat, which way, which way?" Sasori screeched. They had gone back to Sasori's home and were currently driving in his car on the freeway, on the way to the land of stuff to get the tacos. Finally. "Up! No, East! WAIT, SPONGE!" Deidara screamed back. "Sponge? WTF!" Sasori yelled. Deidara grabbed him by the shoulders and threw him in the back seat, taking control of the steering wheel. Sasori got up and buckled himself in in the back. "DEIDARA! YOU COULDA KILLED ME!" Sasori screamed angrily. "Shut up, hm! I can't fuckin' concentrate with you murdering my ears!" Dei shrieked back. Sasori rolled his eyes and hauled himself back up to the front seat. "Hey, brat?"

"Yeah?"

"...Where's the map?"

"...It flew out the window, un."

"...SAY WHAT?"

"Sorry, hm! SOMEBODY had to make sure we didn't get lost!"

"...YOU were the one giving me bad directions!"

"...Tousce."

"Who the hell still says 'tousce' these days?"

Upon hearing this, Author appears in the back seat. "What was that, Mr. I-watch-Pinocchio-67-times-per-day?" Author asked in a demonic tone. "! N-n-nothing, Author-san! Ha ha, Deidara and I were just laughing about how EVERYONE says 'tousce'" Sasori responded. "That's what I thought. Oh, hey Dei-san. Later." Author said. "See ya, hm." Deidara replied. Author jumped out of the window, barrel-rolled down the side of the hill on the side of the highway, stuck the landing, and went to the place that she went to. Ahem.

- 4 hours later at 6:30 P.M. -

Deidara gazed out the window and realized how late it had become. Turning to Sasori, he asked, "Hey, Sasori, how much longer until we're there?". "I really don't know, brat. I only went once, and I'm going by memory, so..." "We're lost, aren't we, hm?" Deidara questioned.

"Look, we'll get off the highway, rest for the night, then head back on the road in the morning." Sasori stated. "Fine, hm."

The two pulled over and went into the hotel place.

Little did they know that that night was going to be very...BIZARRE...MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

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