Wow… its been months hasn't it.

Cool anyway im sure your all so happy right bout-

Oh crap. Sorry a bunch of my readers are currently chasing me got to go

"YOU WONT TAKE ME ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Well on with the story.

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Outside of Konoha time unknown…

Naruto kind of liked Anko. You see Anko didn't care whether or not he was a walking fuck. She could find another but also, she was like him, in a way. She had a horrible childhood after oro-gay ditched her. She had a time when she cutted.

Just like him. She even lived alone for most of her life till she joined the Interrogation squad. All the freaks there made her feel normal. Oh yes, Ibiki was the weirdest fucker she had ever met.

They had been running through the tree tops (Naruto naturally chained to Anko. Hey chains made her hot.) So far they were getting close to the first checkpoint before they entered Suna's territory.

That's when they'd get their escort.

Naruto fell over into the forest floor, hitting branches and impaling his right shoulder with a particularly sharp one. On impact he felt the world spinning and his only indication that he wasn't still falling was the blood starting to pool around him.

He couldn't hear or even think clearly as the Kyuubi's chakra began going to work to stop the bleeding. Then sounds of a battle began to register.

'Crap Anko's in trouble… But were only a couple of miles away from the border. If I can just get help-'

A tree a couple of yards away exploded and a swarm of snakes fell from the tree tops, into the clearing. "Oh shit" Naruto staggered to his feat and pulled out the branch from his shoulder, grimacing at the pain.

With Anko

Another tree exploded, spraying her with its deadly shrapnel. By now her trench coat was torn into pieces. Her fishnet was gone and already cuts were seen all over her forearms and hands from the exploding trees. Naruto was gone, most likely ran away somewhere.

"Give up Naruto Anko. You can't hide him from me"

She looked up at the sound. A Hyuuga. Not just a regular Hyuuga either. It was Hinata herself. Ice fucking Princess of Konoha.

"Getting a little bold Hinata. That's the way I taught you." Anko gave a fake smile. No way little bunny Hinata could be this insane. Attacking her own just for a fuck with the blonde.

Hinata went into the Jyuuken stance again, the veins around her eyes pusling with the Byukagan active. "Enough tell me where he is."

Anko smirked at her old student. "It was your own damn explosions that sent him away. But don't get too distracted," She built up her chakra for one of her signature jutsu "im going to beat your bitchy ass into the floor till you pay for my coat."

Back with Naruto

Naruto ran through the forest, due west. Someone was chasing him and he'd already tried to shake them off his tracks by making a couple of clones.

Sadly whoever was attacking him knew which one was real. Only a few people knew that had that ability.

"Hyuugas. O great Kami, Why don't you send some more shit my way… I bet that'd get you off you jackass."

In heaven

"Hey Jesus. Come check this out."

A silver pool shimmered as the wishes of those on the mortal plane became words whispered.

"Hyuugas. O great Kami, Why don't you send some more shit my way… I bet that'd get you off you jackass."

"Holy Jesus Christ"

"What!?!?!"

Kami looked to the side "Nothing, don't worry about it"

Back with Naruto

He pumped even more chakra into his legs as the Hyuuga clan women chased him.

'So close, can almost see border guard'

Finally he-

Cliffhanger hhahahahaha

Heres a preview of the next chapter… YAY

"Ok I get it you damn fox. Now tell me why im here." Naruto huffed and he began pacing around the room. The place was a lot different. It was darker. Pipes were rusted shut and misshapen even the walls had holes and water leaked throug them.

"You see kit. The fact is that Im dying…"

"What!?!?!?!! I just got you. Now your saying your dying. I can't lose another person precious to me! I JUST CAN'T."

The room began to shake. To say Naruto was losing control of himself was an understatement. His mind was already broken at the fact that so many of his friends had already died. Now his closest friend. Well… more like mother like figure and rapist but still. He loved Kyuubi and now she was dying….

Cool.

Anyway Its been a while so this chap isn't too big but they'll be longer as I get my inspiration back.