Hiyeeeee! Soweeee, I didn't update sooner. Been really busy. I lurves you all!
Niou smoothed the top of his hair. It was about 8:12 in the evening, and he was walking, actually more of limping, home. The street lights were turned on, which caught the trickster by surprise, causing him to trip and fall, flat on his butt, in a muddy puddle.
"Fuck," he muttered, standing up and slipping. Again.
Nothing could be much worse than what had happened to him. He had been chased by 9 guys and a hobo, almost got harassed by some drunk asshole and lastly, he took a bath in a puddle.
He squeezed his hair, which now, was brown. Dripping wet and the color of Cadbury (A/N Mmmm, Cadbury), he continued on home.
Suddenly, a volleyball ball hit him square on the jaw. "Ni--- I mean Natsuki!" Kaeda screamed, running at a bleeding Niou.
"Get off me, hobo!" Niou screeched, pushing Kaeda to a side. "Oh, sorry, I've just developed a fear of hobos today."
"Sorry," Kaeda muttered as she handed him a lavender handkerchief, which Niou gladly took and smeared on his nose.
"What the hell happened to you?" Kaeda asked, walking home with him. "Hm, let me see, I got chased by 10 guys, one of them was a hobo, and I almost got harassed by some bitch, and he hit me on the back of my head with a bottle!"
Kaeda gave him a sympathetic look. "Aw, the poor bottle."
"…"
~o0o~
Niou didn't know how he ended up in Kaeda's lavender painted room. There was a flat screen computer on one side, and her bed was clean and tidy, much to Niou's disgust.
Posters raging from famous Japanese boy bands to some nerdy school stuff decorated her walls. There was a picture of Kaeda and a pink- haired, purple- eyed girl on the side table Niou was sitting on.
Kaeda followed his gaze, "She's my friend from America."
"Really? She's goddamn hot, huh?"
Kaeda threw a pillow at him. "I can't answer that, playboy, since I'm a girl."
"Hm, playboy, I haven't been called that for a while…"
"You mean, for twenty- four hours?"
Niou nodded. "I've already gone through enough shit being a girl. I pity you Kaeda."
Kaeda threw a pillow at him again, but this time, she used her grandma's pillow, the really, really hard one.
"Ow, you're gonna bruise my flawless skin!" Niou said, looking at the huge scar on Kaeda's knee. "Yeah, yeah, go rub it in, bozo."
"Which reminds me, here's your handkerchief." Niou handed her a red, with somewhat lavender spots, handkerchief.
But as soon as he stretched his arm, the walls of Kaeda's room fell apart. Suddenly, monkeys in Tuxedos started to come out of the ceiling, which miraculously didn't fall. Kaeda suddenly disappeared and there was Elvis Presley in front of him.
"What the FUCK!?"
Elvis started singing and the monkeys started dancing. Giant purple hippos suddenly appeared out of nowhere, dancing the ballet version of "Swan Lake".
A melon (A/N I don't know why I picked a melon) dropped on his head and he fainted.
~o0o~
"Niou! Niou!" Yagyuu said, shaking his insane doubles partner.
"Huh?" Niou said, sitting up straight. He saw Akaya walking towards him with a can of paint, with Marui at his heels. "No! He's awake! Hide my paints, hide my paints(A/N I just got that from the Niou Kidnapping Series, I totally wuve that stoweee!)!"
"What the fuck happened?"
Yanagi was at one side, writing furiously. Sanada was of course, standing uselessly at a corner, muttering 'Tarundoru!' Yukimura smiled at him, with his godly smile. Jackal was nowhere to be found…
"Well, some angry fangirl put crack in your water bottle."
Kirihara laughed from afar, "You even sang Elvis Presley songs, Niou- senpai!"
"Come back here you little brat! When I'm done with you, you'll forget you even became a virgin!"
Ah, Rikkai. Sorry I sort of rushed the ending, I just got a lot of new ideas on my head! It's gonna rain, yeah! Finally! I'm gonna go enjoy myself, bathing in the rain, slipping and falling in puddles, just like our beloved Trickster. Bye for now!