New chapter, new chapter! Well, I guess you guys enjoy this story. It really all comes out of random dreams I had before of these two. xD Have fun with this one!

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"Casting, casting!" Roy sang merrily, his hands grasped Ed and Envy's wrists.

"Roy, I understand you really want to go see what part you got but can you please let go of our arms?" Ed pleaded. Roy shook his head stubbornly.

"You two will run away because you guys know that you," Roy points to Envy. "Will be forced into a dress, and you," Roy now points at Ed."Will be forced to wear tights." Ed groaned. 'Stupid people and their stupid fashions back then. Who in the right mind would freaken' wear TIGHTS?' Edward thought moodily. Envy just shrugged and looked away. He really wasn't in the mood. Right now his head was just filled with the nightmare of being forced into a pink, fluffy dress with lace. Shiver. Envy wanted to gag then and there, but then he would mess up his awesomely cool shoes. Sighing, Envy looked over at Ed.

"Wait, the play is "Romeo and Juliet", right?" Envy asked cautiously. Ed nodded grimly.

"Yes."

"Shit. Crap. Oh, no." Envy repeated over and over again. Roy grasped his wrists even tighter because he was trying to run away. Ed looked confused.

"What's wrong, Envy?" Envy look at Ed with a grim expression.

"You're Romeo. I'm Juliet." Envy stated, words ice cold.

"And…?" Ed chided.

"We fucking KISS in the play, Edo!" Envy stated dramatically, grabbing Edward by the shoulders. "KISS!" Ed paled. Apparently he finally got what Envy was getting at. Hey, I never said Ed wasn't dense.

"SHIT!" Now both of them are trying to get out of Roy's death grip.

"Oh, no. You two aren't going anywhere." Roy said smiling.

"I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!" Ed screamed, waterfall tears coming out of his eyes.

"I am, though, Hagane!" Roy said, surprised. "That's why I'm dragging you with me!" Roy's eyes danced with joy. He leaned over toward Ed more.

"You get to kiss Envy, Ed." Roy whispered into Ed's ear. "Don't you want that?" Ed blushed furiously. Envy turned back to them.

"What's wrong, guys?" Envy asked, worried. Ed's head shot up.

"N-nothing!" Ed replied nervously. Envy stared suspiciously at them and then shrugged and turned around. Over his shoulder he called back to them.

"We're going to be late because of you two!" Roy and Ed looked at each other and grinned before running after Envy.

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All three of them ran into the class room panting and sweating.

"What's with you three?" Riza asked them.

"Riza, Riza, Riza. You're so naive." Maes said shaking his head.

"They were having a little fun in a closet." Havoc said bluntly. Maes and Havoc turned to each other slowly and then grinned perversely. .

"THREESOME!" They screamed and they gave a thumb up sign.

In Maes and Havoc's perverted minds.

Roy, Ed, and Envy walked down the hall laughing and then stopped to look at each other. Roy smirked and grabbed Ed's hand as Ed grabbed Envy's. He led them into a closet that somehow turned into a bedroom with lots of incense and dim lights. Roy pushed them both on to the bed. Ed and Envy were both holding hands still and Envy had heavily lidded eyes while sucking on him index finger erotically. Ed was pink in the cheeks and panting while staring at Roy with lust glazed eyes. Roy's smirk grew wider and he reached down at Ed and slowly unbuttoned his shirt. Ed moaned for no apparent reason, but it was still erotic. Ed and Roy then looked at Envy who was still sucking on his finger and looked at each other grinning widely. Roy grabbed at Envy's shirt and took it off while Ed took Envy's finger and placed it in his mouth. Sucking lightly on it, Ed looked at Envy. Roy was sucking on his nipple while Envy was panting hard an-

End of perverted mind theater

"WHY AM I THE BITCH FOR BOTH OF THEM?" Envy asked, furious that he was thought of as the uke for both Mustang and O' Chibi-chan.

"Of course you are, Envy!" Havoc stated like it was the most obvious thing since two plus two. "You're the most feminine and the most fuckable." Then Havoc looked like he was thinking. "I mean, you even got the curves that boys aren't supposed to have!"

"Yea and Roy is more seme type." Maes said, nodding his head seriously. Roy, Ed, and Envy blinked.

"EWWWWW!" They all screamed at the same time. All of them ran to the nearest trash can and threw up.

"So much for breakfast." Ed mumbled while wiping his mouth clean.

That day they found out that Havoc and Maes were major yaoi fans. Insert random screaming here.

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After school, they went back to class to see the outfits that the girls in the class created.

"We thought that we should make the play more original, so we made the outfits more modern!" Winry said happily.

"Yup!" Sheizka agreed. That was when hell started. They handed Ed a black pants that looked like it belonged in a tux outfit and a dress shirt with a red tie. There was a black jacket too, but they left that out. After everyone got their outfits, the girls had a very evil expression on their faces.

"Oh, Envy!" They sang. Envy's ears perked up and looked behind him slowly. He was tackled and wrestled in to a sort of outfit that he couldn't see yet. Growling, he tried to escape but the girls were too strong and got the outfit on him.

"Guys! Come in here!" Winry shouted out from behind the curtains. The guys turned to look at each other and shrugged. Girls were damn scary when mad so they hurried it up.

"Ta Da!" The girls all sang happily. The curtains opened up to show Envy in the most revealing maid outfit ever. It was black and sleeveless. The skirt only reached up to where his butt ended and the bust like was lined with lace. The arm accessories were black and lacy as well. He wore thigh high socks and Mary Jane shoes. Envy tried to pull the skirt down because it was too short for his taste. Blushing, he turned away. The girls giggled and tried to pull him up front. Envy followed reluctantly and stood in front of the guys. He stood on the stage as the boys looked up and half of them got bloody noses. Then a sudden wind came by.

"AH! Shit! The fan turned on by accident!" A student by the fan yelled, panicking. The wind was strong and blew up Envy's skirt. Underneath it was black lace panties and now all of the boys had bloody noses. Envy raised a fist, shaking with anger, and punched the guy near the fan.

"RUN! ENVY IS GOING CRAZY!" All the boys and girls ran from the flaming boy who was now punching a guy who had a major bleeding nose.

"SHIT! Somebody save him!" Ed ran in behind Envy and screamed.

"ENVY! Stop! You'll kill the poor guy!" Envy then looked up and saw Ed. Then he looked at what he was grabbing and saw a bloody boy. Shocked, he let go of the boy.

"Oops?" Envy said scratching the back of his head. Everyone started laughing. Envy looked around weakly and smiled.

"But, seriously Envy, you looked super cute in the maid outfit." Roy said smirking.

"Oh, really?" Envy said with a raised brow. "I actually think I look cute in anything." Envy stuck his tongue and laughed. Ed smirked.

"Don't stick that tongue out unless you're going to use it for something, Envy!" Ed warned. "Roy will get tempted!" Roy turned to Ed, flustered.

"I would not!" Roy protested. And they fought like this all the way home.

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I have to say, this is the most perverted I have been in all of my writing career. Haha. Hope you liked it though. What did you think of it? Tell me!