Grovyle: *Dodging chairs* I'll update blind sight, I swear!
Prince Link: Swearing is wrong! *Throws chair*
Pirate princess: *Eating popcorn in a beach chair watching* Popcorn?
Toonie Sama: *Sipping lemonade* Yes please!
Aryll: Oni Chan~
Toonie Sama: *Accidently spills lemonade* Aryll... *starts to cry*
Tori: Well this is out of character...
Princess Zelda: You have NO idea... *Texting on a pink phone*
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Spirit Tracks Derailed
Chapter Four: Princess Link
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Link was sick of everyone saying everything was off limits to engineers.
Everything was fine until he reentered the castle, which was now, due to the king and queen visiting an island called Outset to discuss a treaty, in complete control of Princess... Zel...da...
It was all a joke, a prank meant to piss off the prince.
AND NO ONE TRYS TO PISS OFF A PRINCE...
Link stomped through a secret path to Zeldas room, one he knew about, since Zelda always snuck out of the castle that way, to give her a piece of his mind.
A peice of his itty bitty little mind...
His teensy weensy tiny brain...
His-
"I swear, I feel as if someone is trying to insult my intelligence..." Link grumbled.
He walked into a large and fancy looking room.
A pan flute was being played quite beautifully. Wait, wasn't that the Spirit Flute.
Link remembered the pan flute belonging to their great great grandmother, but he tried to play it one day and shattered everyones eardrums. Somehow. He was never allowed to touch it for the rest of his life. Zelda, on the other hand, seemed like she was good at playing it.
Zelda was no longer in that dress, but instead a very familiar looking pirate costume, her hair in a swirly bun. She must have been bribed to wear the dress earlier. It was pink for crying out loud! The Zelda Link knew hated pink with a passion for one reason or another.
"Oh, hey Link." Zelda smiled innocently. "I guess you read my letter then!"
Link tilted his head in confusion. "wait, the plot demands me to come here?!"
Zelda nodded. "Anyway, I have a HUUUUUUUGE favor to ask you."
Link forgot why he had come here in the first place, and agreed to help his sister.
"You know how the Tower of Spirits has protected our kingdom for ages?"
Link scowled. "Our kingdom has only been here for a hundred years, I wouldn't call that ages..."
"But the spirit tracks connecting to the tower have been vanishing for some reason..."
"Uh huh..." Link was writing down Zeldas monolouge on a small notepad.
"I want to investigate, but Chan-"
"Leprechaun..." Link interjected.
"Fine. The leprechaun won't let me leave the castle..."
"Couldn't you just, I dunno, ninja your way out as usual?" Link asked.
"I... never really can get passed the last two gaurds..." She admitted.
Link nodded. "Seems legit."
"Anyway, I was wondering if you could distract the guards for a while so I can get out of here. Then I'll meet you at your train, and then we'll go investigate the Tower of Spirits together."
"Question!" Link raised his hand. "Why would we take a train if the Spirit Tracks are disappearing?"
"Cause horses are out dated, cars haven't been invented yet, my only shoes are high heels, and I know you'd have the floor of the train clean enough to walk on barefoot."
The prince nodded. "So, what kind of distraction would you like me to pull off?"
...
"I cannot BELIEVE I agreed to this..." Link stood, wearing high heels and that unsightly pink dress. The princess had put in a ton of hair extentions in his hair, as well as a crown. He looked EXACTLY like his sister did earlier at his graduation ceremony.
"Aww~" Zelda cooed. "Isn't this precious! You'll be the most beautiful one at the ball!"
"Shut... Up..." Link grumbled.
...
"So... Just to make sure I'm not forgetting anything..." Link said casually, "What's the plan?"
Zelda sighed. "Okay, I'll sneak past the first few gaurds. You follow my lead."
Princess Link followed the pirate clothed Zelda through the first few gaurds.
"See that one?" Zelda pointed at a fat looking gaurd. "He's the one. You know what to do..."
And so, apon hearing this, Princess Link ran in front of the gaurd.
He started screaming like a girl and made his voice unusually girly. "Mister, mister!" He screamed.
The gaurd sighed. "What now, Zelda..."
"There... there's a... um..." Link had forgotten his line. His cheeks turned red with embarassment.
"There's a what?" The gaurd asked.
"A...a...A RAT!" Link managed to squeak. "A HORRIBLE, NASTY RAT!"
"Where is the rat..." The gaurd rolled his eyes.
"It's... IT'S..." Link was improvising at this point. "I... I saw it scurry underneath my desk!"
The gaurd grabbed 'Zeldas' hand as 'she' lead him back to 'her' room.
Fortunately enough, the real Zelda just so happened to have a pet rat that roamed freely. The guard exterminated it and left.
Once the gaurd was gone, Link quickly hid the dress and changed into a recruit uniform that Zelda had put under a couch cushion.
By the time Link had finished up his business, the real Zelda had made her way to the train station.
Link would have to meet up with her there.
...
Meanwhile... On a boat ride to Outset...
The king and queen of hyrule were wearing flippie floppies and sunglasses.
They were rocking out to I'm On A Boat, The clean version. Volume was up full blast.
...
Elsewhere...
Tori gazed at the stars coming out. It was almost night time. She pulled out her harp, playing three notes.
An owl landed on her arm. It had a large pack of saltine crackers in its beak.
"Aww~" Tori stroked the owls feathers. "You big sweetie!"
The owl hooted.
"So this was a bonus for extra work, huh?" She asked. "Cole must be feeling generous..."
The owl hooted once more.
"No, He's not a real leprechaun!"
(Birds are apparently paid in crackers... Who knew?)
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Grovyle: How many of us would have paid to see Link in a princess dress?
*Many people raise their hands*
Grovyle: *Sigh* This was a sign I play triforce heroes,(download play) Too much.
Toonie Sama: Look at us, we're like twins now! *Hugs Prince Link*
Pirate Princess: Same here *Hugs Princess Zelda*
Aryll: Which one is Oni Chan?
Tori: Like I care...