Go With the Flow
4. In the House of Hiwatari
A/N: I seriously feel that if it weren't for these fun author notes, I would not be writing this. I'm listening to What I've Done by Linkin Park which is kinda stupid because this is suppose to be a super funny chap. Well, I hope it will still be.
Disclaimer: I do not own DN Angel.
Satoshi's house was unexpected. It did not reflect Satoshi's personality in any way. It just showed that Satoshi is really not a good housemaid at all.
His house was dark and messy. Things were out of place. Dirt was everywhere. The one spot that was clean was the ceiling.
Risa, Riku and Daisuke tried not to express their disgust. It was hard.
Satoshi sighed. His father had explained to him that hygiene was a big part of making friends and making girlfriends. But Satoshi never listened to his father.
"Does anyone want any tea?" Satoshi asked, trying to get everyone's mind off the dirt. Daisuke shook his head.
"Ok." Risa said, brightly.
"Oolong or green?" Satoshi asked.
"Green's fine." Riku answered.
"Risa?" Satoshi asked.
"Same." Risa said.
Daisuke shivered. It was like Satoshi was sending off waves of anger. Everything was so awkward. Risa sensed this too but she didn't help it much.
" Satoshi, do you have a pen?" Risa asked innocently. Satoshi didn't have a clue.
"Yes. I'll be right back." Satoshi said, running off to get a pen and two cups of tea.
"Risa, is this your idea of fun?" Riku asked her sister.
"It hasn't started yet." Risa said devilishly. Daisuke wondered how Risa seemed so innocent in school.
Satoshi soon came back with two cups of green tea and an antique pen.
"Is this kind of pen ok?" Satoshi asked. Risa smiled.
"Perfect." Risa said. She took the pen and a cup of tea from Satoshi and drank some.
"Careful, it's hot." Satoshi said. Risa was so pretty. He couldn't believe she came all the way to his house just to play Truth or Dare. He was definitely picking Dare.
"It's fine." Risa said. Riku sipped some of her tea. Risa sat down on the grimy floor. She would have to scrub the dirt out of her dress when she went home but it would be worth it. She placed her cup of tea next to her.
"C'mon guys sit down." Risa motioned for them to sit. They did. Risa placed the pen in the middle. Satoshi stared. So that was why she had needed a pen! And to think he could have said no. Now he had no chances of escaping. Even so, he had to try.
"Sorry. Excuse me." Satoshi said to Risa. He got up and was pulled down by Risa.
"Where do you think you're going?!" Risa said. She was not going to let him leave.
" I have diarrhea." Satoshi said bluntly. Risa blushed. Riku and Daisuke twitched their eyebrows. They couldn't believe that Satoshi would just go round and say that.
"Sure ya do. Ignore it." Risa said. If he really did have diarrhea then he would be in serious pain. Satoshi realized this and immediately began acting like he was in pain.
"Auuurrggghhhh." Satoshi said sounding like a zombie.
"Satoshi, I'm really amazed at the lengths you will go to in order to avoid our little game of truth and dare. But this game is lots of fun and I think you're just being silly." Risa said seriously. Satoshi decided that acting out diarrhea was not a good way to get Risa to like him and sighed.
"Fine, I'll play." Satoshi said, shocking everyone.
"Good." Risa said. She spun the pen around. It landed on Daisuke. He cringed. Risa smiled. Riku sighed. Poor Daisuke-kun.
"Daisuke, Truth or Dare?" Risa asked. Daisuke started to hyperventilate.
"Truth." He finally said. Risa groaned. She thought for a while. Then she smiled.
"Have you ever seen another boy naked? Not counting gym class or swimming." Risa asked. Riku blushed a million shades of red; Daisuke a billion.
"Yes." He answered and Riku gasped. "But I'm not gay!" Daisuke protested. Risa felt bad for Daisuke's relationship with Riku so she asked him who it was and why.
"It was Dark, and I had just transformed into him for the first time." Daisuke answered still blushing like hell. Risa smiled again.
"Daisuke, you spin."
"Ok." Daisuke spun the pen and it spun around and around until it landed on Riku. Riku cringed slightly but she knew that Daisuke wouldn't give her a hard time.
"Riku, Truth or Dare?" Daisuke asked.
"Truth." Riku answered. Risa groaned again. Daisuke thought for a while.
"Ok. Do you still hate Dark?" Daisuke asked her.
"Not really. Not since I found out you were one." Riku said softly and they both blushed. Risa sighed. This wasn't fun at all.
" Okay, Riku, spin it!" Risa yelled. It had to land on Satoshi, Satoshi, c'mon Satoshi! Riku spun the pen.
A/N: I'm stopping it here because it's a cliffie! Ok…not really. I need you guys to review and maybe come up with a truth or dare.
I have writer's block today. And also I have 5 homeworks.
And tell me if it's funny. I have serious doubts about my sense of humor but some people tell me I write funny fanfiction. o0