Bipper looked at the timetable and saw that he had English for his first class, why would he have English he already knew how to speak the language this puzzle made his head spin. But none the less because he knew the pine tree would do his non stop nagging routine he set himself up and went to class, he was told by the pine tree that he would be needing to bring some books but this was very odd he was told he needed to concentrate during class and what was more distracting then reading a book? As he sat himself down in a chair he recognized some people from earlier in the morning one of the people came down towards his desk, he looked like the biggest coward and the type of person that Bipper would never bother with. Never the less he just waltzed himself down and leaned against his desk and actually spoke to him.
"So you're Dipper right? Because if I remember correctly the last time I saw you, you were literally the biggest coward in this school and now i'm hearing things about you actually speaking up for once" the boys words rung in Bippers ears and then he thought to himself.
"LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED" Bipper quickly jumped out of his seat tripped up the boy and began to choke him, everyone in the class quickly tried to pry Bipper away but he wouldn't budge for whatever reason they couldn't move him. then he whispered into the boys ear.
"IT'S BIPPER YOU USELESS FLESH STICK THAT WEAKLING DIPPER IS LONG GONE NOW AND I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU KID AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT WHAT IV'E GOT FOR THIS TOWN AND EVERYONE IN IT " he then let go of the boys neck the boy began to gasp for air, and because Bipper had no inside voice everyone heard him they all backed away as Bippers smile grew wider then he began laughing.
"Bill what did you do!?" Dipper yelled at him panic quickly set in as Dipper began to nag at Bipper.
"You understand what will happen right oh man i'll never get into a good college after you've inhabited my body this is going on my record this will never go away" Dipper began breathing heavily and was becoming increasingly fearful of what will happen in his future.
"RELAX KID HE'S NOT DEAD... YET" Bipper then started laughing again Dipper noticed that Bills laugh was a bit more uncontrollable than usual this meant one thing Bill was becoming more dangerous in his human body or he just thought he told a really good joke (which it wasn't). The students around Bipper saw him talking to no one then laughing they backed away even further than before they began to talk and shout they needed someone to come into the room as all the students were to afraid of their crazed looking classmate.
The teacher walked in to the class seeing one boy laughing and the other students backed away from him their eyes wide, and also one of the boys in her class gasping for air. she quickly rushed to help to help the child as he began to breathe normally he then pointed to the student laughing and said.
"He's crazy… he tried to kill me for no reason and… he said that he knew everything about me and then began… to laugh like a maniac he's absolutely crazy!" He then busted into tears, the child laughing stopped but still held a smile and said.
"SERIOUSLY IT TOOK YOU THAT LONG TO NOTICE? YOU HUMANS ARE SLOWER THEN I THOUGHT."
"Okay you need to go to the principals office right now I'll just call him up and explain what happened but you need to go up right now" she said reaching for the phone.
"I'LL GO BUT REMEMBER THIS I'M ALWAYS WATCHING AND I'M ALL KNOWING AND I'VE GOT BIG PLANS" his face looking more crazed, Bipper took a bow before exiting he exited the classroom and heading towards the office of this 'principal' wherever that was he wondered the hallways of the school trying to find his office Dipper was talking to him but basically it was in one ear and out the other eventually he did find a sign on top of a door that told him exactly where he wanted to be he sat on a chair outside the office and waited. all of a sudden the annoying little pine tree decided to give him a lecture.
"This is just great first you act strangely during homeroom, and now you've already attacked a student great uncle Ford was right you really are a dangerous creature" unknown to Bipper the principal was waiting for him to come inside his office so he decided to respond to the pine tree.
"KID, YOU SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT THE MOMENT YOU MEET ME" then Bipper turned around to see this 'principal' and was escorted into his office.
Bipper sat down in one of the chairs in his office the principal had this look of concern and began to talk.
"Dipper you've always been a good student, a little mischievous but always a hard working and caring young man. But from what I heard from your teacher this is not like you at all, I heard you attacked a student by choking them do you realize what you could've done you could have killed them! And instead of apologizing or just sitting in silence you burst out into laughter? That was no laughing matter young man and from what I witnessed outside my office has got me very concerned Dipper I've already contacted your parents and they should be here any minute now."
"Great now the police could get involved in what you did you really screwed up Bill and you did it in less than a week" Dipper said with a hint of disappointment in his voice.
"YEAH YEAH EVER THE NAGGER AREN'T YOU PINE TREE? NO WONDER YOUR PARENTS LEFT YOU FOR THE SUMMER I WOULD TOO" he smiled back at Dipper fully aware that the principal was watching this whole display and a look of sadness over took his face.
Mabel walked down the school hallways happily and proudly she just finished her first class of the school year. And was very happy with the class as she went down the hallways she overheard some students whispering and she noticed someone pointed at her, as she got her books for next class she noticed someone came up to her locker.
"Hey what's up?" She asked happily.
"Mabel didn't you hear the news?" The student told her.
"Wait what news? What has this got to do with me?" She asked her smile fading.
"People have been telling me that your brother went all crazy during class and choked another student" the student explained. Mabel grabbed the student's shirt collar and frantically asked.
"did he say anything? Are you sure it was Dipper? maybe it was someone else."
"Um… I think I heard something about him saying that he's 'all knowing and all seeing' pretty weird right? and i heard about some other stuff like on the bus and in the morning. Um can you let go of my collar now?" the student asked politely.
"Oh sorry that news was just a little jarring" Mabel then let go of the students collar and sulked her way to the next class, on her way she kept on thinking about how Bipper blew the whole thing. She wanted to go straight to him and punch him but she couldn't so she sat herself on a desk and put her head on the desk.
Some time passed and the principal kept on staring at Bipper with a look of concern on his face as he waited for the child's parents to arrive, so he could tell them everything he witnessed suddenly the boys parents busted into the his office.
"Is it true? Did Dipper really attack someone?" His mother asked, her eyes were wide.
"Well come in and sit down and I'll tell you what I've been told Dipper why don't you go outside my office I need to talk to your parents in private" the principal told him.
"SURE WHY NOT LIKE I HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO" Bipper said as he left the office and sat himself down on a chair.
"This is so bad what's going to happen? Now my parents know what you did" Dipper said floating up and down the hallway.
"CAN YOU JUST RELAX? SERIOUSLY PINE TREE" Bipper said arms crossed.
"How can I relax when you screwed up this badly!?" Dipper said with stress filling his voice.
"WELL YOU CAN STOP NAGGING FOR ONCE" Bipper replied with his usual wide grin "ugh you're impossible" Dipper said disgusted with Bipper and everything he did today. Time passed Bipper wasn't sure how long it was.
"Dipper you can come back into my office now I'm all done with speaking to your parents" the principal said escorting Bipper back into his office. When he went back into the office he saw the faces of the pine trees parents and they had some fear in their face as Bipper took his seat.
"Dipper you are aware that we will need to give you a suspension for the actions you did today but I'm considering if we should contact some authorities to deal we you, but I don't think they should get involved in your case so I think a three day suspension should be okay and we won't get anyone involved in this if you promise not to do it again" the principal explained calmly.
"NO PROMISES BALDY, AHHAHAHAHA" and with that reply Bipper and the pine trees parents left the office and walked towards the parking lot. The whole way there the two adults were whispering to each other about their sons peculiar behavior and how they were going to deal with it, they couldn't just ignore it but how were they going to talk to him about it? This whole situation made their heads spin, the three of them got into the car and started to drive in silence when the twin's mother finally broke the silence.
"Dipper why did you have to do it?"
"BECAUSE I COULD AND BECAUSE I'M STUCK IN THIS BODY SO I COULDN'T EXACTLY REPLACE HIS FINGERS WITH PENCILS" he smiled as they drove back to the house.
Classes went for a longer time then usual as Mabel couldn't concentrate on what she was suppose to be learning, all she could think about is how badly Bipper screwed things up for her and Dipper and as Mabel went out into the halls all she could hear that morning was about what Bipper did to that other student. But it was the first day back at school and there wasn't really that much gossip to go around well not as much as there usually is. She heard that even teachers were gossiping about what happened teachers weren't supposed to do that it just wasn't right. People talking about her private life she even heard one radical rumor that Bipper got arrested, but that couldn't be true could it? Mabel tried not to think about it because she didn't want to give that triangle any of her time or thought so she tried to do her school work but the students around her kept on staring at her and occasionally whispering. This made her wish she had Dipper back more than ever before as she waited for the lunch bell to ring.
The lunch bell did eventually ring and it was no better than the classroom in the class people would just stare at her, during lunch people came up and asked questions, one person told her.
"Your brother is a complete psycho."
"What do you know?" Mabel replied angrily, did she just defend Bipper? As the student walked away more students came up as it was all anybody could talk about, Mabel ignored the rest of them and their questions it wasn't any of their business so she decided to sit somewhere no one would bother her. So she sat and waited for lunch break to be over, when the bell finally rang Mabel rushed to her next class hoping she wouldn't bump into her and ask her ridiculous questions about Bipper she didn't want to put any thought effort on him and the pure craziness he embodies. Classes went as a blur but as a slow blur she didn't have the enthusiasm to do anything she sure wished she had her stuffed animals here they would know what to do.
The school day finally finished Mabel grabbed her bag and quickly ran out the school, and was surprised to see her mother waiting for her outside the school gates as she had not received a call from her mother telling her she was picking her up from school.
"Hi there Mabel honey I just thought I'd come and pick you up from school" she said ushering Mabel into the car as they left school. Her mother brought up the elephant in the room.
"So I guess you heard what happened with your brother today."
"Yeah I got a butt-load of questions today" Mabel mumbled.
"It's not his fault Mabel, your father and I think he might be a bit sick" she sighed sadly.
"Yeah he's been sick and twisted for millions of years" Mabel huffed. The car ride was in silence expect for a few sighs from her mother. Mabel had heard too much silence ever since she came home and she was getting tired, why couldn't they just talk? the car finally pulled up into the driveway, Mabel's father came out of his house to greet Mabel and she could swear the look on his face was one of pure terror.
