Chapter 3: Lunch and Geometry.

Disclaimer: You already know don't you? Then why do I have to remind myself again? *pout*

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When our four boys entered the lunch room they all instantly felt like they were on a stage. It wasn't as if they weren't used to attention. God knows they got plenty of that. But this seemed a little extreme. Everyone was looking at them and whispering as they searched for an empty table.

"Its like we're on display." Hakkai smiled nervously.

"Hey, lets go get food now! Come on! I'm so huuuuuuunnnngryyyyyy!" Goku urged them towards the unruly line.

"I guess I'll go with him. Are you going to eat Sanzo?" Hakkai asked.

"Hm…no." Sanzo answered seeing what one kid had on his tray.

"Of course. Come on Gojyo." Hakkai and Gojyo went to catch up with the saru.

Sanzo sat down and huffed. He didn't have a paper, and that pissed him off. He spotted a few rednecks who were eyeing him like they wanted a fight. That was fine with him. If they wanted to make the mistake of challenging him he'd be happy to kick their asses. It was all that Tyler kids fault that he no longer had a paper in the first place.

He looked to check where his companions were in the line and saw that they weren't even half way threw. Gojyo was talking to a girl who was continuously pulling her, already low cut shirt, down. Hakkai was trying to calm Goku down since he was jumping up and down in excitement. Bakasaru.

Sanzo was still watching his companions when yet another girl sat down beside him. She had chestnut brown hair with matching eyes. She was also pushing out he back at an odd angle to make her breast stand out more. It looked…painful. Sanzo turned to fully look at her.

"Hi. I'm Katie." she arched her back more and blinked in a way that made it look like she had something in her eye.

"…." was all that came from Sanzo.

"Look, I know a bunch of girls have already bothered you. But I'm different. I get you." she smiled.

He looked up from where he had been studying a certain spot on the table. "Oh really?" he raised an eyebrow.

Pleased that he had talked to her, she continued. "Yeah! I completely do. They all ask you to go on dates and stuff with them. But your not looking for a relationship, right?" she grinned.

"Hn." Sanzo was actually curious as to what this girl was getting at. He was also starting to wonder if Hakkai would be able to fix her back once it snapped. He was sure it was going to happen any second.

"I was thinking that since you don't want a relationship we could have some fun with no strings attached." she grinned as if she had offered him the deal of a life time.

Sanzo felt the overpowering urge to introduce this girl to the fan-o-doom and his head to the table many times. Why did no one understand? He gave a small sigh. "Listen, I'm a priest. A P-R-I-E-S-T. I have taken a vow of celibacy. Which means that I can. Not. Have. Sex." Sanzo said with as much patience as he could muster.

"Yeah but priests don't usually carry guns or cuss and people are saying you do that." she pouted.

"There are parts of Buddhism that I like (Like his Maten sutra and celibacy.) and parts of it I don't. (Like everything else.)" he went back to starring at that spot oh the table.

"Oh come on. I promise that you'll really like it. I'll have you begging for it." she pleaded.

"Listen, even if I wanted to have sex I wouldn't have it with a stupid bitch who twists her back like a contortionist just to make her breasts more visible. Now please, just leave. Me. Alone." he snapped. Katie ran off with a sob.

By this time Goku, Hakkai, and Gojyo were already on their way back with their trays in hand. Goku actually looked quite upset. When they got to the table Goku slammed his tray down. "Look at how little they gave us! And it doesn't even look or smell good! What is it anyways?" Goku fumed as they sat down.

"I believe the menu said that it was chili con carne and beans. There's also cornbread, a baked potato, fruit, and milk." Hakkai smiled.

"But it all looks disgusting." Gojyo frowned poking the chili with his spoon. It moved and made an odd growling noise. "Yeah, this isn't safe."

"Maybe this'll be good." Goku picked up the cornbread and tried to bite it. It made an odd cracking noise but didn't break. "Sanzo, I think I broke a tooth."

"Maybe you shouldn't eat that." Hakkai suggested frowning at his baked potato, which looked petrified.

"So who was that girl you were talking to, Sanzo?" Gojyo asked taking a drink of chocolate milk.

"Just another whore." Sanzo said with limited interest. "You'd think they'd get the priest thing eventually."

"I guess that's more than you can hope for Sanzo." Hakkai smiled taking a bite of a bruised, overly ripe apple.

"Hakkai, the only things that are edible are the apples and the milk. I'm gunna starve to death!" Goku had already finished his milk and fruit.

"Calm down Goku. Hakkai, give him another muffin." Sanzo ordered. Hakkai handed the saru another muffin which he happily munched on.

When he was finished they all stood up (except Sanzo.) to dump their trays. They didn't get more than three steps before they were surrounded by at least a dozen rednecks. There were a few girls in the background. They included Samantha, Jessica, Katie, and a girl named Brittany, who had wrote Goku his note in first.

"Can we help you?" Hakkai asked with a pleasant smile.

"Me and mah friends here don't like the four of ya'll much." the biggest one of them said, stepping forward.

"Well we're terribly sorry. Now if we could pass please." Hakkai's smile was quickly turning threatening.

"No ya cant pass, faggot." one of the boys snarled, stepping up and knocking the tray from Hakkai's hands. The rest of the rednecks laughed in grunt like ways.

Sanzo had gotten up to stand with his comrades. Why did people have to be such dumbasses? It really annoyed him to no end. And how could they even stand to talk like that? It was like they had never heard proper speech so they made their own mangled version of it.

Once the idiots stopped laughing the leader looked back at Hakkai. Hakkai's smile had disappeared. In it place was a look that plainly said to back down or die. It would have sent a brighter person running while pissing in his pants. This guy…didn't seem to get it.

"Mah names John. Mah girl, Samantha, done told me that you was tryin' ta get your durn hands on her. Ah'm gunna show ya'll not to be messin' with mah girl." he said while glaring at Hakkai.

"Mah girl said the same durn thing 'bout that un." one of them grunted pointing to Sanzo.

"An Brit said the same 'bout that un." this guy pointed to Goku.

"Well I'm afraid that your all mistaken. Me and my friends have done no such thing." Hakkai's sharp smile was back.

"You callin' me a liar, fag?" John snarled. This was enough to make our dear holy monk finally snap.

"Shut the fuck up! Your all a bunch of fucking retards! Your bitchy girlfriends are a bunch of whores who just wanted us for a quick fuck! We refused, their pissed! So then they go and sic the dumbass brigade on us! Well I'm sick of it! I'm killing ALL of you bastards!" Sanzo then turned and delivered a K.O. punch to the nearest guy.

That's all it took for the fighting to break out. Sanzo eventually took out the fan-o-doom and began bashing skulls with that. Goku was taking out at least two at a time and Hakkai was fighting with that drop dead smile of his. Gojyo was a bit…distracted.

It wasn't long before all the rednecks were out for the count. Sanzo was feeling a lot less stressed. He tucked his fan away and pulled out a cigarette and lit it. He had really needed one.

"Hey, where's Gojyo?" Goku asked looking around.

"Ah, he's over there." Hakkai pointed to where Gojyo was patiently making out with the girl he'd been talking to in the line earlier.

"You boys!" a teacher ran up to our boys, looking around in shock. "What have you done?! You all beat up twelve boys! And you are not allowed to smoke in here! And you stop that at once!" the woman pulled Gojyo away from his intended conquest. "Your all coming to the office!" All four boys were then dragged to the office. Sanzo still puffed on his Marlboro as if the teacher hadn't said a thing about it.

In no time at all they were sat in front of the principals desk with a very angry Mr. Collins (the principal.) glaring at them. "Boys, I don't know how it was in your old school but here your behavior has been simply horrendous. And stop that!" he shouted at Sanzo, who was giving Gojyo a light. "There is no smoking allowed in the school! Throw those in the trash at once!"

Sanzo and Gojyo glared as they threw their precious cigs away. Gojyo had really wanted that too. Didn't this guy understand how much nic-fits sucked? They sucked a lot! Gojyo was ready to snap.

"Sir, we understand what we did was not right, but we truly didn't start it. It seems that it was a misunderstanding that went far out of control. We would all like to apologize." Hakkai said with a sincere smile.

"I see. Well that doesn't change the fact that your all in trouble. This will get you three days suspension, starting tomorrow. For now you can all go back to class. Third period has already started." Mr. Collins said wearily.

"Yes sir. We'll go now." Hakkai began to rush his companions out. He doubted that Mr. Collins would be very happy when he saw that his trash can was in flames from where the still burning cigs had been thrown into it.

***

The boys all got to geometry a bit late. Half an hour late to be specific. They all took their seats. The teacher, Mrs. Clapham, was explaining something about triangles. Goku went and got them books from the back. Then they all started on the assignment.

Sanzo was lost within the first few seconds. 'What the hell?' he thought. 'Calculate the circumference of the triangle. What the fuck does circumference mean?' he flipped to the back of the book to check the glossary. The only definition that he found was in math terms. He might as well have been reading German for how well he understood.

Goku and Gojyo weren't having much better luck. Gojyo's thoughts went along the lines of, 'Well this is shit. I wonder if that girl feels like having some fun. She's hot as hell. Maybe if we could just sneak out of this class…' his thoughts went on to many unmentionable things.

Goku's thoughts went along the lines of, 'Hm… triangles. They look like… slices of pizza. Or ice cream cones. Or triangular meat buns! Gah! Now I'm super hungry. No! Focus. I need to do these math problems… if only they didn't look so yummy!!!' after a few minutes Goku cleared his throat. "Um…Hakkai? I don't get it." he frowned.

"Ah, I see. Well then let me help you. How are you doing Gojyo? Sanzo?" Hakkai smiled to his other two companions.

"This shit is pointless. Why are kids taught this?" Gojyo cursed motioning toward the book.

The only response out of Sanzo was an irritated, "Hn." he then continued to glare at the book as if this alone would make it surrender the answers… or burst into flame. Whichever came first.

"I see. Then I'll help all of you." Hakkai began to explain in simple terms. Soon he had his friends on the right track. He was about to go back to his own work when he felt a hesitant hand on his shoulder. He turned to see a girl with short, light brown, hair and matching eyes standing nervously. "Can I help you?" he asked with a polite smile.

The girl blushed. "Um…y-yes. I was just, uh, wondering if you could … please help me? I'm having trouble with the problems." she fidgeted.

Hakkai couldn't help but find the girls shy and modest behavior cute and refreshing. Especially with what all the other girls had been like. He gave her a gentle, friendly, smile.

"Of course I can help you. Please have a seat. I'm Hakkai." he said offering her a seat.

She sat down with a shy smile. "Its nice to meet you. I'm Carla."

"Please tell me what your having trouble with." he then started helping Carla. Soon after he had finished helping her yet another student was asking for his assistance. It wasn't long before he was up at the board, re-teaching it for the entire class.

Mrs. Clapham was actually somewhat relieved. She new she hadn't been getting threw to the class and yet this young man was getting them to understand easily. When there was only five minutes left of class Hakkai took his seat again. Mrs. Clapham had told him that he would receive a hundred for the assignment.

"You always were good at teaching huh 'Kai?" Gojyo smirked at his friend.

"What can I say, its my calling." Hakkai smiled. He had forgotten how good it felt to teach.

"Yeah, you even managed to teach the monkey math eventually." Sanzo stated as he turned in his paper.

"It didn't take me that long Sanzo!" Goku pouted. "Hey Hakkai, can I have another muffin?"

"Too many muffins are bad for you. Here, have an apple." Hakkai handed over an apple just as he bell rang. As they walked out he was tapped on the shoulder again. He turned to see Carla blushing.

"T-thanks for all the help. I think I get it now." she smiled.

"Oh no. it was my pleasure. I'm glad I could help." he smiled.

"Well, thanks anyways." she grinned and turned to walk away. Hakkai found himself watching her as she left.

"Alright, come on lover boy." Gojyo wrapped his arm around Hakkai's shoulder and forced him away.

"Hey Hakkai. Why were ya starring at that girl like that?' Goku looked questioningly at Hakkai.

"L-like what?" he just barely blushed.

"Feh. I never thought I'd see you almost as bad as Gojyo." Sanzo stated.

"Now Sanzo that's quite harsh don't you think?" Hakkai frowned.

"Hn. Lets just get to class. He mumbled. Hakkai smiled as they all headed toward fourth period.

***

Me: Are you all happy now? Sanzo got violence and a smoke, Goku got food, Gojyo got to make out with a girl, and Hakkai got to teach and I even let you flirt some. *grins*

Sanzo: would've been better if I was able to kill them.

Goku: I didn't get a lot of food! I only got gross food! *whines*

Gojyo: Making out is nice but how about I actually get to screw a girl?

Me: You all suck. I do stuff to make you happy and you just complain about it. *pouts*

Hakkai:…I'm happy.

Me: Well you the only good one. Here's a cookie. *hands Hakkai a double fudge brownie cookie.*

Hakkai: Thank you. *smiles and munches.*

Goku: Hey, I wanna cookie!

Me: No! bad boys don't get cookies.

Gojyo: I want a cookie too! *reaches to grab one.*

Me: No! *swats hand away.*

Sanzo: I know you wouldn't even think about not giving me a cookie.

Me: N-no. you were bad too.

Sanzo: *sound of a clicking gun.* Oh?

Me: Hakkai save me! *hides behind Hakkai.*

Sanzo: Give me a cookie!

Goku; No! I want one first!

Gojyo: Screw you guys! I want a cookie!

* all of a sudden Fred jumps out, steals the cookies, and gobbles them all down.*

* everyone stares in shock.*

Me: …Freddie.

Gojyo: he ate them all.

Goku: Every single cookie.

Sanzo: He. Must. Die!

*everyone attacks Fred except Hakkai.*

Hakkai: Well since their busy I guess I'll close. Holysinner would like to thank you for reading. She loves reviews but please no flames. Thank you. *smiles*

Fred: HELP ME!!!!! *gun shots are heard.*

Sanzo: Holysinner give me my gun back!