Blue eyes, I'm warning you, If you have no respect, then dont read it. I've had years of experience on this thing and dealed with countless rude people like you. I can write it anyway I want so bug off. There are plenty authors out there that do this. Okay, sorry other peeps. Once again, I wrote this story for the smile on you guys faces so please enjoy this one. Merry Late Christmas! ^.-
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Sasuke, "Ugh... I have to work on Christmas?"
Me, "Yea dope... for the reviews." *Scratches head, not seeming to remember that Christmas was a long time ago*
Sasuke, "I'm too stuffed from that Christmas turkey." *Moans*
Me, "Whatever. Where do you wanna go today?"
Sasuke, "Antarctica."
Me, "Why?"
Sasuke, "Have you ever tasted a fried penguin? I hear they are delicious."
Me, "Fineeeeeee, I guess its worth it plus Itachi might be there..." *Grins evilly*
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The north pole...
Sasuke, "Antarctica, here I come!...hey wait... why are there polar bears here?!"
Me, *winks sheepishly* "Woops, sorry, this isn't the south pole... go have a fried polar bear or something..."
Sasuke, "Very well, but when I get stuffed with these yellow furred animals, you better remind me to kill you."
Me, "Yea, like which idiot would do that... oh looky! Its Chi chi-san!"
One hour later...
Me, "Hey Fatty... can we go back now?" *Teeth frozen into icicles*
Sasuke, "Yea... that would b-be a gr-great idea." *His snot is freezing and boogers hanging on the snot icicles*
Me, "Did you get to eat any polar bears?" *shivers and face turns bright purple*
Sasuke, "Uhh... Heh heh.." *Remembers how he hunted for the bears and instead, they ate him*
Itachi, "You guys are so stupid." *Throws coats at us while his own hair is sticking straight up from the cold.*
Me, *By the time it flew towards me, it froze and shattered as it hit the ground* "Aw, I'm freezing..."
Sasuke, "Hey... I see some houses over there... are we really that stupid or..." *Eyeball pops out from the socket, freezes, and shatters*
Me, "Oh my god, you guys are such idiots!" *Dashes towards house, accidentally steps on Itachi's face causing teeth to all fall out*
Itachi, "And you're not?" *mumbles as lips shrivel up from the cold* "Its all your fault I'm toothless and lipless"
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Me, *Sips hot chocolate* "Ahhhhh."
Itachi, *Tries to sip hot chocolate* "Darn, I can't even drink hot chocolate with these lips of mine"
Me, *Raises an eyebrow* "Horsey Kathyyy!"
Horse, *Runs and leaps on Itachi, then kisses the poor guy*
Itachi, "Wah!" *Then realizes lips are growing back. "Oh than- What the actual heck?!" *Lips began to grow puffier and bigger*
Me, "Fat lips attack." *Notices Sasuke is running out of the bathroom screaming at top of lungs*
Sasuke, "THE STINKIN TOILET IS HAUNTED!"
Housekeeper, "Oh sorry dear, that must be our pet walrus. He loves hiding in the toilet to surprise guests." *As if on cue, the walrus dances out of the bathroom covered in toilet paper and a brown substance*
Itachi, "Oooooh, is that c-h-o-c-o-l-a-t-e...?" *Reaches out with finger*
Sasuke, "Nooooo, thats mine!" *Licks finger with brown stuff* "Ewwww! You tricked me! Its pooooooooooooppppp."
Itachi, *Grabs bowl, puts poop into it, puts in microwave, takes out, gives to Sasuke.* "Its fudge."
Me, *Wonders if Sasuke will fall for it*
Sasuke, "Ooooooh!" *Dumps whole bowl into mouth.* "Ewwwwwwww! You tricked me again!?"
Housekeeper, "Umm, is he mentally ill? If he is... I have medicine...We get people like this at our house often." *Winks*
Me, "Oh yes please, our friend is gravely ill."
Housekeeper, *Picks up some poop and drops in a bottle, then gives to Sasuke.* "Here's some medicine."
Sasuke, "Aw thanks." *Sips and eats all of it* "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Itachi... this...must...have...been...your...plan..." *Dies*
Me, *Is currently dancing around gleefully* "Ya hoooooooooooo!"
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