The Manly Diary of Dean Winchester

Entry 4: Angel have an amazing stamina….don't ask me how I know.

It stared at 5pm; Dean had decided to do a night in and turn in early (and get Sam off his back about not getting enough sleep), instead of hitting the nearest bar, he just finished watching Mission Impossible when he heard it. At first he wasn't sure he heard it right, thought it was his imagination, then he heard it again followed by moan and a name.

"Cas"

"Oh god!" Dean groaned as the headboard on the other side of the wall banged again, followed by his brother's whimper. "I got two rooms for a reason!" he then shouted at the wall where it was coming from.

There was silence.

Then the banging resumed in a faster tempo, and Sam moans and gasp got louder (High pitched even, oooh Dean was so going to tease the hell out of his brother once he was no longer traumatized), Dean was sure the Angel was doing it on purpose.

Fine then, two could play that game.

Now with determination Dean sat down on his bed and turned up volume on the television.

10pm

"Cas, harder, harder, yesss!"

Dean groaned as he pulled the pillow over his head, trying to muffle out the sounds going on, it didn't help, in fact it made it worst.

Dean jumped when there was suddenly his brother let out a loud wail and then silence.

"Finally" the Hunter thought with a sigh, maybe now he could sleep.

His eyes closed and his breathing started to even.

"Ah!"

Dean's eyes popped open.

2am

"Please, Cas"

"Say my name again"

"Cas"

"Again!"

"Castiel!"

Nine hours, nine freaking hours!

"Damn it Cas!" Dean growled as he banged on the wall, "I'm letting you fuck my brother, the least you could do is let me sleep!"

Sam's cries got louder, as did the banging, and Dean started looking for the holy oil.

The next morning.

Sam came out his room with an obvious limp and refused to look at his older brother though-out breakfast, said older brother who had red tired eyes glared at the smug looking Angel sitting next to Sam.

"Is something wrong Dean?" Castiel asked with that damn smug on his face.

"Yes, there's a problem!" Dean snapped, "you screwing my brother!"

"Dean!"

"I thought you were fine with Sam and I relationship"

"Not when I can hear it and for NINE hours straight!"

The two women across them looked at Sam with envy and jealousy, Sam wanted the floor to eat him.

"Angels have very high stamina" Castiel explained.

"No shit!"

"Dean!"

"Sam enjoys it"

"Cas!"

"Um excuse me"

All three eyes looked up, it was the two women from across from them.

"Um we were wondering if you have any straight single brothers" One of the girls asked the Angel.

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