Disclaimer: I own nothing to do with the A-Team or Pirates of the Caribbean.
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On the way home from rescuing the tourists, and dropping them off, the helicopter began to run out of gas. They all put on a parachute and jumped, hoping for the best. They all saw a ship and so landed on it.
When they landed on the ship they were quickly apprehended. The captain walked down a flight of stairs and walked up to them. The captain was a strange man who was eccentric and dressed oddly. He introduced himself by saying "I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, savy. What are you doing on me ship", He walked around gesturing wildly with his hands.
Hannibal answered him saying, "Our plane ran out of gas so we jumped and landed here."
"That is why planes are overrated", Jack told him laughing and examining his finger nails. "Lock them in the brig. I'll figure out what to do with them later." He then went back to drinking his bottle of rum.
In the brig Murdock was drumming the bars and singing some strange song, still pouting about how Captain Sparrow disapproved of flying. Across from them was another girl in another cell dressed in all black. Her and K were having a lovely conversation, while the other boys sulked in the back and Face complained about how the moisture was bad for his hair.
"So what's your name?", K asked the girl across from her.
"Susie'q", the girl answered back, "I work for the CIA as an assassin. I'm on vacation now, but I decided to come here and kill Jack Sparrow so they couldn't make any more Pirates of the Caribbean movies." Murdock suddenly started singing a pirates life for me.
BA then punched him saying, "shut up fool", causing Murdock to cry. K then glared at BA and scared him so much that he curled up into a ball and started to shake.
"So do any of you have a plan to get out of here", asked Susie'q.
Hannibal, always the one with the solution to everything, smirked and answered, "Always do. I just need to figure out how to get out of these cells."
"Leave that to me", she smirked pulling a hairpin for her hair.
After escaping and getting back their weapons they proceeded up the stairs. Hannibal had Face and BA sneak over to get a boat. Meanwhile K and Susie'q created a distraction. K ran out on deck being random. A pirate charged at her and Hannibal shot him. Susie'q then shot Jack Sparrow and he fell lifelessly to the deck. The pirates all turned their attention to their dead captain, giving the team time to escape. BA and Face had secured a boat and everyone climbed in, except for Murdock. He was hanging upside-down off a rope saying "Look guys, I'm a bat." BA got up and grabbed roughly hauling him into the boat. Hannibal smirked yet again saying, "I love it when a plan comes together."
"What plan, nothing you said happened", Susie'q said skeptically.