Disclaimer: (well its not really a disclaimer anymore, it's just me havin fun :])
BrownSugar1213: Inuyasha's goin' on a date with Miroku :)
Fr0stedFLAKES: I know, it was so smart of me to put that in there wasn't it.
Inuyasha: I swear to god I'm going to slap you in your face!
Fr0stedFLAKES: Hey no violence! I can sit you anytime I please. And plus we have a guest.
BrownSugar1213: A very special one!
Fr0stedFLAKES: Oh yea, speakin of Yash'.
Inuyasha: Don't call me that bitch!
Fr0stedFLAKES: I have a new poem for you, and Miroku.
Inuyasha: If you read it I'll kill you.
BrownSugar1213: Read it!
*I stare at her*
Fr0stedFLAKES: I knew the world was out to get me...even one of my own fans...I'm hurt...I'm going to run away, and never come back.
BrownSugar1213: I'll be glad when you do.
*And I run off*
BrownSugar1213: You had a chance to kill her you idiot!
"Whoo! Kagome get your lazy ass up!" Sango exclaimed jumping on the bed.
"What What What?!" Kagome yelled sitting up in bed.
"You heard me woman! Get up! Inuyasha's and Miroku's date is going to start in 2 hours!"
"Bitch! You woke me up for that!" Kagome said throwing her pillow at Sango.
"Yea whore! Now get your ass up!" Sango said smiling. "I got a surprise."
"Tell me now." Kagome said.
"Once your dressed, you can see it. I can't wait to show you." Sango said in a sing song voice. "I already layed your clothes out, were matchies today."
"Oh lord." Kagome said getting out of bed.
She looked over Sango and examined what she was wearing. She was wearing light wash capri's with a magenta tank top and magenta converses, with her hair in 2 ponytails with magenta ribbons on them. Kagome looked at the clothes in her hands and saw the dark capri's with a baby blue tank top (the same as Sango's just a different color).
"Where are the boys?"
"They left to get ready for their date."
"Alrighty. I'm going to take a shower, I better see that surprise when I'm out."
"Okay, babe." Sango said going downstairs.
Kagome came out of the shower and put on the clothes Sango prepared.
"Aww." You even put in ribbons like me." Sango said when Kagome came downstairs.
"Shut up, let me see the surprise." Kagome said.
"Here it is." Sango said bringing out a case.
When Sango took the surprise out of it's case, Kagome was staring in awe.
"Where did you get it?"
"I can't say just be happy I got it, but I can only use it today. I change my mind, you a special kid so I'll tell you. I borrowed it from Ernie. Gottz to love that man."
"I do, I do, love him. What movie are they going to see?"
"Um, I think they're gonna see A Christmas Carol, or Paranormal Activities. I don't know." Sango said putting the surprise back in its case.
"Cool you want some cereal?"
"Hell yea, I'll be jollier than Rudolf if I have some Frosted Flakes in me." (Oh snap! she wants to eat me!)
"Sorry were all out, but I do have Fruit Loops."
"Aright, Lets hurry up so we can meet them."
"You're the one that's eating so you can't rush me and I got a new song I wanna try out for M.O."
"Okay, we can discuss that later. Just get me my bowl of cereal."
"Bossy ass."
"Lazy ass."
"This conversation is over." Kagome said getting out the milk.
After Kagome and Sango ate breakfast they were on their way out the door.
Inuyasha's POV
Me and Miroku are in the car together driving to the damned movie were supposed to see. He wants to watch A Christmas Carol and I want to see Paranormal Activities. I look at Miroku and I see him reaching for my radio. I give him a look, but he didn't look at me. So he turned it on. It started playing Meet Me Half Way (Black eyed pea's), and he started singing.
"If you don't stop singing I swear I'll hit you so hard you'll see stars." I told him.
He gave me his 'I'm-gonna-do-it' look and then started singing again.
I gave him my 'if-you-say-one-more-word-I'll-stab-the-shit-out-of-you' look and said, "If you say one more word, I'm gonna."
He shut up for two seconds, and then I heard him whispering the lyrics. I slapped him so hard that he let go of the wheel and we swerved a little.
"Why the hell would you let go off the wheel!?" I yelled at him.
"Oh I'm sorry." He said with sarcasm. "Well I'm not gonna sit there when I'm about to get punched."
"Keh." I said then looked out the window. I kinda had the urge to roll down the window and feel the breeze, but I was to lazy to push down the button that rolled down the window even though it was right near me. We arrived at the movies in no time and saw Kagome and Sango waiting in the front.
"Hey!" Miroku called out.
Kagome and Sango looked as pretty as ever in their matching outfits.
"Hey." I said once we were in front of them.
"Hi." They said at the same time.
"What's with the case." Miroku asked. It wasn't until he pointed it out that I noticed it.
"Oh, it's um...Sango take it away." Kagome said.
"Me and Kagome are returning it while you guys are in the movies." Sango said smiling. It was that creepy smile that really made me wonder what was going on.
I turned towards Kagome to see if that's what they were doing, she is so easy to read. This time, for once, I couldn't tell. She looked like she was telling the truth with her smile, but her eyes kind of confused me.
"The movie doesn't start for a while; you guys want to do something?" I asked.
"Hold on." Sango said pulling Kagome a pretty far distance away.
They know my hearing range so I'm guessing that's why they went farther than I could hear. They came back smirking.
"Uh, no. Were gonna leave you love birds alone. Were just gonna head to the video store." Sango said. Something about the way she said video sounded different.
"Alright." Miroku said pulling me away to go who knows where.
"Where are we going?" I asked after a while.
"Just lookin' around, Christmas will be here quicker than you can say 'boy, why you so obsessed with me?'"
"What?" I asked.
"I'm just sayin X-mas will be here quick."
"You know? There's always Thanksgiving to think about? Oh yea do we work on Thanksgiving."
"Most likely, you know on holidays it gets packed quick and we stay open later."
Miroku was right. When it came to holidays, the club had 5 times more people, but that was good because tips increased.
"Very true."
Me and him stayed silent as we went to some stores. You know that weird feeling you get when someone's staring at you or following you? I was feeling like that right now. I listened to my surroundings and looked around a couple of times, but I didn't see anything out of the ordinary.
"Miroku, don't you get a feeling someone's watching us?" I asked.
"Uh, nope, why?" He asked sipping the sprite he got along the way.
"Dude, I feel like we're being followed."
"Are you sure your spidey-senses aren't goin' out of whack? Or maybe your paranoid?"
I growled, I hate being told I'm paranoid, I am obviously not.
"Ok, or maybe i'm just wrong." He said.
"Yea, I thought so." I said looking around.
"Let's go in Victoria Secret, I think Sango would like something from there." He said. Before I could even complain he dragged me in there.
I was embarrassed to be in there, I can't even describe how embarrassed I was. If I was walking in there with a girl it would've been cool, but I'm walking in here with a guy friend. The only good thing was that I got to see some things to get Sango and Kagome.
"Can we leave now?" I asked. No matter how much I wanted to go shopping early, it wasn't worth all the stares.
"Fine. The movie is probably going to start soon anyways." He said walking out of the store.
"Yup, the previews will be over by the time we've gotten our food and crud." I said looking at my SpongeBob watch
Miroku and I walked into the movie theatre 10 minutes later, and surprisingly the previews weren't over. Me and him sat in the middle, the feeling of someone watching me still didn't go away and it was really bothering me. Where was Sango and Kagome right now anyways? They were supposed to be around here somewhere. I put that thought aside and watched the stupid previews, none of them interested me.
Finally the damn movie came on. I'm sitting there watching it, glad that no one has interrupted the movie. It's been 15 minutes and no one has had a crying baby or a cell phone ringin' or nuthn'. Someone was tapping my shoulder. It was Miroku. Damn, I guess I jinxed myself.
"What?" I whispered.
"Pass me the popcorn." He said.
"All you had to do was take it." I said. Then I heard screams.
I looked up at the screen and got pissed. "Dammit, Miroku I missed a good part in the movie!"
"SHHH!" Someone in the front row said.
I would've said something, but I really don't want to get kicked out of this movie. Miroku is the stupidest man on earth. Not even man, little idiot that just happened to be my same gender. I give him the popcorn, and then he doesn't eat it. Not only does he NOT eat it, he pulls out a Double Chunky Chocolate Nutty Filled Crunchy Whammy bar. If you don't know from the name it sounds extra loud, it made probably the loudest thing ever, even louder then a bomb! I swear to god, when he started chewing it every time his teeth slightly touched it, I could hear it.
"Miroku..." I said.
No answer. He probably couldn't hear me because he was chewing. Change that, not only was he chewing he was SMAKING. It's funny how people told me to shut up, and then when miroku is louder than hell, everyone ignores him. I could've sworn I heard a couple people snickering, I didn't even bother to look at who it was.
"Miroku..." I said again. If you know me, you know I HATE to repeat myself.
Still that thing I can call my friend doesn't answer me. That's it. I've had it! If you know me, you also know I have a temper kind of.
"Dammit Miroku!" It was a movie theatre and I do respect the rules of a movie theater. So I raised my voice the slightest. Just a tad witty bit. Not even a bit, a little itty witty bitty bit. And the guy that told me to shut up, turned around a glared at me. Me being who I am glared right back, and growled.
Can you believe what happened next? Miroku turns to me and says. "Sshh, be quiet, I can't hear the movie." The nerve of that smackin' loser next to me.
I've seen this before in TV shows, and it was not going to happen here. The person who is the quiet one always gets kicked out of movies, the loudest always stays. I got this all figured out and it's not going to happen. 42 minutes in counting into the movie and not another problem. I'm sitting there watchin' havin' a semi alright time with Miroku and the thing that even Miroku could do right I did wrong. My phone goes off. The ring tone 'Hotel Room Service' by Pitbull starts going off. I look at the caller I.D. even though I didn't have too. I knew it was Kagome because of the ring tone.
The idiot in the front turns around, and flicks me off. Yea, flicks me off, it made no sense. Why would that person flick me off? Aside from that I lost my temper of course, damn it's hard to not lose my temper.
"If you got somethin' to say, get your ass back here and say it to me!" I said yelling. Now everyone was looking at me like I was one of the crazy's, it's like they didn't see whoever it was in the front flick me off. I saved myself the trouble. I got up and stormed out of that damn place, my phone was still going off as I was walking out, too.
"What do you want?" I asked when I was out of there.
"Um...never mind bye." Kagome said hanging up the phone.
"God do you like me today? I'm just wondering cuz it sure as hell doesn't seem like it. Do I deserve this? Was it because I hid Fluffy's toothbrush or maybe because I messed up Kagome's room?" I asked myself. Some people that walked by stared. I need to cool off. I walked over to Dip n' Dots and bought me a Dip n' Dots ice-cream. It was another hour until that movie was over, so I had a little Inuyasha time. I'm going to use this time to walk around.
Let's see, Fluffy's birthday is coming up and it's time to get him a present. Hmm...let's see what would a dog like him want for his birthday?...I know exactly where to get it. I walked a little further, and there was Fluffy's favorite place to shop. PetCo. I have no idea why they would even have that in a mall, but it does benefit me. I swear someone's following me, well, it is a mall...I hate to agree with stupid people, but maybe Miroku was right...maybe I am paranoid. Oh well, that thought can go to hell for now, I got more important things to deal with.
I walked into PetCo and went straight to the leash side. There was all kinds, red, blue, black, white, studded, bedazzled...are those the same things? Such a wide variety...so hard to choose...Let's see what does Fluffy hate...He hates the color red and pink...he hates wide studded things...he hates hearts...
"Perfect...all the things in one." In front of me was a glittery red collar with big bedazzled pink hearts. All I needed was to get his name on the tag and it was perfect. I went to the machine where you make tags and I think god was staring to like me again. I made the bestest tag ever, it was red and had Sessh'y name in it in sparkly silver letters. I was gonna go to the cashier, but I thought freak it and went to look around PetCo a little. I went to the bunny's section. I stuck my hand in and pet one. It may not seem like it, but I actually like bunnies. When I was petting another one came up and rubbed against my hand. There were 7 bunnies in this place. I thought about buying one, but knew it would probably die the next day. I suck at taking care of animals. In the midst of me thinking, a stupid bunny bit me.
I'm sure as hell my hand did not look like a friggn' carrot, so where the hell did this furball get the idea that it was okay to bite me. I held back a wince and glared at that bunny. It was black and had a white spot shaped like a heart on it's ass...if you turned your head to the side you could see it. That bunny really did catch my attention though so I might come back to look at it again...if that little vampire is still there. I went to the cashier, paid for the crud and walked out. A group of people that were walking by waved at me, and I waved back. Being popular at school and at the club is fun.
I decided to go to the food court and get some Panda Express. As I was walkin' I passed my ex, Kikyou. I didn't wave to her and shit. Kikyou was one of my exes. I broke up with her after she threatened Kagome, it was over immediately. I may hate her guts, but that still doesn't change the fact that she was hot, but then again she was a slut and didn't have a nice personality, and did kind of scare my friends a little. Why am I thinking about her...ewww!
I walked to the car after eating some food, and put Fluffy's stuff in the trunk. I walked back in, walked around the mall at least 2 times before I saw Miroku and Kagome.
"Where's Sango?" I asked when I was with them.
"She went to the food court." Kagome said.
"Oh, so now were going to the little carnival amusement park thingy mer boober?" I asked.
"Yea, me and Sango will meet you guys there in a while." Kagome said.
"Why don't you ride with us?" Miroku asked.
Kagome smiled and said. "It's okay, outside is so beautiful, I just want to record it, ya know?" Her smile got a bit bigger, and it kinda creeped me out. "Well bye, see you guys at the 'thingy mer boober'." Kagome said mocking me.
I grinned, and watched her turn the corner. Her creepy smile was pretty...but creepy. Me and Miroku walked to my car, and I had the urge to ask the question that I really didn't want to ask. Nah...I'm not gonna ask...yea I am, I'm to tempted. "How was the movie?" I asked, wanting to slap him.
"Oh, it was amazing, I see why it's rated scariest movie in the U.S. Man, if it were in 3D I would be dead right now."
'I wish it was in 3D.' I thought. Me and stupid got in the car and drove to the stupid thingy.
The car ride was shorter than I expected, and we got there quickly. Me and the idiot got out of the car, and looked around. There was a big thingy, and another thingy but bigger, and this twisty thing, and a big ship. This in all honesty was my first time at this thing.
"Hey, let's go on the ship when Kagome and Sango get here!" he yelled.
"Okay." I said.
They should be here soon because it only took like 7 minutes to get here. After those 7 minutes were up I saw Sango.
"Hey, where's Kagome?" I asked.
"Oh she went to get me a pretzel. Oh, lets go on the ship!" She exclaimed and pointed at it.
"First let's go pay for out tickets." Miroku said putting his arm around Sango.
"Miroku, Inuyasha is your date not me, so you need to put your arm on him." She said, taking his arm off of her.
"Not a date!" I said.
"Uh-huh. Well, after I get my ticket and get on that ship with you guys, it's just the two of you."
"I will pay you not to leave us alone." I said.
"How much?" She asked
"20."
"No."
"30."
"No."
"35."
"No."
"Sango that's all the money I have with me aside from the money I'm usin' on the ticket."
"Give me the money."
I gave her my money.
"Now beg me to stay."
"Sango, what the hell! I gave you the money!" I yelled. I should've known she would do this. Sango was good at tricking people. Even though it wasn't really a trick.
"Beg for me to stay, dog boy. Then I want you to bark for me to stay." She said.
Sango is cold. "...No way in hell am I doing that!" I said.
"Okay then, I guess I'm not staying."
"Okay then." I said. She maybe stubborn, but im even more stubborn.
"Okay, I'm going to go pay now. Come on Miroku." She said pulling him with her.
I stuck out my tongue, and followed them. After we paid for out tickets, we got on the Ship thingy. I still wondered where Kagome was, it doesn't take that long to get a pretzel...weird. When the ride started moving I thought it would go slow, but it actually went pretty fast, not demon fast, but fast, and then when the ride went in one full circle, I swear Miroku screamed like a girl! It went all the way up in the air, and then, the worst happened. The kid in front of me and Miroku threw up. Yea, threw up, little 7 year old chunks flew in my silver locks. The first ride we went on a kid threw up. On one of my favorite shirts, too. Dammit all to fuckin' bloody hell!
I looked at Miroku and he had a lot of chunks on him too. The ride stopped and I looked at Sango. She had nothing on her because she sat on the other side where no chunks few. She smiled and I could tell she was holding back a laugh. I didn't see anything funny about this. I smelled like throw up. I had throw up on me, and there was a twitch in my eye, not funny. I felt like throwing up then, the smell was so damn strong.
"There's a bathroom right over there, and I'll go buy you guys a new t-shirt, if you got any on your pants to bad." Sango said walking to the little gift stand.
I went to the bathroom and took off my shirt, Miroku did as well. I got some toilet paper and ran water on it.
"I blame you." I said as I wiped it on me.
"How?" He asked wiping his face.
"Let's go to the carnival you say, let's go watch a movie you say. This is the worst date ever!" I said. "Not even a date, a friends day out."
"Well, I'm sorry, I didn't think a kid would throw up on us if me and you spent a little time together." He said. "I think we should break up."
"Miroku, did the fumes from that kids throw up make your brain go even more out of whack?" I asked opening the door to the bathroom.
"No, it's just what we had was special and it didn't hit me until now that you don't love me. " He said.
"Miroku, I can slap your button we call a brain back into place if you want me to." I said,. this was starting to get creepy.
He walked outside. "I used to love you, but I guess we do need to end it. I-I'm breaking up with you."
That was it. I slapped him as hard as I could, making sure that he at least hit the ground. He did, and I grinned. Kagome came around the corner with one of the ugliest shirts I have ever seen.
It said 'Too Much Carnival Fun!" in big colorful letters, and had a picture of a carnival on it. I repeat one of the UGLIEST shirts I have ever seen in the history of ugly shirts. It probably made top 10.
"Here ya' go." Kagome said smiling.
"No way in hell. I'd rather walk around shirtless."
"Where's Sango?" Miroku asked.
"Sango went to get me a drink, that pretzel got me real thirsty. And even though I love seeing you two shirtless, I'm pretty sure other people don't." She said. I didn't really know I was shirtless until she pointed it out, but it's not like she hasn't seen me and idiot without shirts before.
"Nope."
"I said to put on a shirt so do it."
"Why?" I asked. There was nothing in this FRIENDSHIP date rule book that said I had to wear a shirt.
"Because I said so." She said with her do-what-I-say voice.
"And if I don't?" I always loved testing her.
"You'll regret it." Kagome said.
"Okay."
"Okay then. Let's go to the food stands to see if Sango got my drink." Kagome said walkin' off to where ever that food stand thingy is.
"Alright, it'll give me a chance to show my abs of to the ladies." Miroku said following eagerly.
I stayed quiet. Of course the ladies stared at me and Miroku, but who wouldn't...I mean look at me, sexy half demon with sexy abs, it doesn't get any better than this, Miroku was alright I guess. Kagome bought the drink that Sango was supposed to have gotten her. I was right behind her and Miroku. Miroku got a funnel cake, and I got nothing. When she turned around her drink spilled all over me. My question is how did it spill on me? There was a top on it and it was secured properly.
Kagome smiled. "Oh, I'm sorry!" She said in her fake voice. "Miroku can you get me a napkin, I'll hold your funnel cake."
I wanted to say don't do it, I knew what would happen, but it didn't come out of my lips quick enough.
"Alright." He said going to get napkins.
Kagome turned back towards me, and of course I should've known not to test her. The funnel cake flew out of her hands and landed on my sticky chest. I stared at her hard, and she smiled.
"Oh, I'm sorry! Miroku we need more napkins!" Kagome said. "And you've shown off your abs enough, wanna put on a shirt on?" Kagome asked, putting on her creepy smile.
"Yea! The shirt looks cool! Inuyasha after you clean up and put it on, we'll be shirt buddies!" He said putting on his shirt happily. What a nerd! Why do I hang out with him!? I think I heard some girls sigh when he did that.
"You're evil." I said looking at Kagome."
She smiled even more. "Here's your shirt." I snatched it from her and her smile lessened, but didn't leave her face. "Bad dog, that wasn't nice." She said. Sometimes Kagome made me wonder if she thought she was my owner and im her dog that she picked up on a street.
I growled. "Shut up Kagome." I said putting on the stupid shirt. It was friggn tight on me, if people walked by they'd think I was gay.
"Doesn't that feel much better?" Kagome asked.
"No."
"Here hand me the shirt, I'll stretch it out for you." She said holding out her hand.
"No, I can handle myself." I said turning away from her.
"Fine." She said.
I knew I looked gay, I knew it! "Here." I said taking it off.
She smiled even more, talk about creepy. She stretched it out pretty good for me, I put it back on feeling less gay.
"Well, me and Sango are gonna go hang out. You two have a good time and hope to see you guys on the same ride." Kagome walked off without letin me or Miroku respond.
"Worst day ever." Is all I could say.
"Oh come on, we just got here. It's gonna get better." Miroku said.
He always looked on the bright side. One of the reasons he was so damn annoying. "Okay Miroku, how can this day get any better?" I asked.
"You could win me a stuffed animal and buy me a new funnel cake."
"No." I said immediately. "But I will go on the rides with one of my best buddies." I said smiling.
So that's what it felt like to be positive...eww.
"Cool, that's the mood Yash. Now let's go on Tilt-A-Whirl!" He exclaimed.
"Alright alright, calm yourself." I said.
"Okay! Let's go!" I swear making people happy will kill me one day.
Me and Miroku went on lots of rides. I will admit that I had a fun time with Miroku. One of the funnest times with him. I expected things to go even wronger than they did before, but I guess I thought wrong...for once.
When I got home. Mom and dad weren't home, and I just guessed Fluffy was crashing at his friends house, so I went up stairs. Never mind Fluffy was just on the computer quietly. That idiot was on some addicting games website….loser. Then I remembered…what about those horrifying pictures in Kagome's room….oh wow, I know a big word. Take that Sango.
Can't say I don't know big words now…..well, those pictures were alright I guess. I picked up my phone and started dialing Kagome's number when she called.
"Hello?" I asked, I was trying to make sure it wasn't a mistake.
"Hey! I got a question for you?"
"Cool, I have a question for you?" I said, then I thought of the consequences. If Kagome found out I went in her albums without her permission, she would stab me with a fork in my sleep…with the help of Fluffy of course.
"Okay me first! Do we have the song Electric pop?"
"…Uh, I'll check in my albums…who's it by?"
"Uh…..you have to figure that out…."
"What?!"
"Huh?" She asked.
"How do you know the song, and not know the artist?" I asked.
"I don't know…"
"Google it."
"Hey do you know that song go Google it!? It is the best Japanese song ever! I swear!"
"Oh yea, I love it! Kinda reminds me of you and me." I said.
Kagome got quiet on the other end….then I broke out laughing.
"Inuyasha! Don't play with me!"
"Hahaha, you know I was kidding!"
"God, sometimes you can be so nerve racking. I'm hanging up."
"Wait."
"What?"
"When me and Sango and Miroku were at your house we saw this thing…."
"Mm-hmmm."
How can I say this without getting my ass kicked. "Uh well….we saw this album."
"Mmmm-hhhmmmm." She said dragging it longer this time.
"And pictures fell out somehow."
"Get to the point Inuyasha, wastin' my time."
"Well, we saw these disturbing pictures and we want to know where they came from…" Please don't scream….
"Oh…that's all? Well, I did a little modeling job for a while and I had to take pictures like that, kinda gay."
That went easier than I thought! "Oh…okay…."
"Okay…bye."
"Bye babe. Can't wait to see your sexy self tomorrow at work."
Kagome got quiet again.
"HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Just kidding, can't wait to see ya' tomorrow at work then bye."
"Wait!"
"Your waistin' my time." I said copying her.
"We have work tomorrow!?"
"Yea…."
"My mom expects me to go out with her and spend the whole day and NIGHT with her!"
"Well, think of something cuz the other employee's are out at they're relatives house, so were the only ones that can work."
"AAAHHHH! OH NO! What Am I gunna do!"
"Can't stay on the line Kag's, bye babe."
The quietness comes back and then I hung up. Kag's is so fun to mess with.
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