Chapter 4: Jonah and Eve

(Btw when I say Jonah it's not Sam's ex boyfriend Jonah. That's the nqame of Frans son in the series the Nanny.)

(Freddie's POV)

4 days later...

"Sam Freddie could you guys come downstairs please?" my Uncle Niles yelled from the bottom of the stairs. Sam and I got up and ran down the stairs.

"What?" I asked.

"Listen Mr and Mrs. Sheffield are coming over so on your best behavior understand?"

"Yes sir!" Sam and I said simultaneously saluting him.

"Same goes for you and Aunt CC" I said

"Yes sir" he said saluting back. There was a knock at the door. A very thin younger looking woman with huge hair, a man who had a little grey in the front of his hair, some over weight blond older lady, a hairless over weight guy, a frail looking older woman, and 2 kids who looked an awful lot like me and Sam came in the door.

"Hi Niles" the overweight blond lady greeted my uncle and kissed his cheek.

"Hello Sylvia. How was your trip?"

"Good except the man downstairs in the lobby yelled at all of us"

"Don't mind him that's Lewburt." Sam said

"Is he Jewish?" she asked her.

"I think so?" she asked confused. She turned to me

"She asks that question a lot." I replied. She understood.

"Hi Niles!" the thin lady with huge hair ran over to Niles and gave him a hug. She was wearing a very tight red dress with a lepord overcoat and like 7 inch high heels. I don't know why but I thought she was hot. wait what! she could be old enough to be my.....sister.

"Hello Fran how is everything?"

"Good. Now why do you need Jonah and Eve?"

"I'll tell you in a minute. Attention everyone." he tapped a glass.

"This is my nephew Freddie and his friend Sam."

"Hi" they all greeted us. Then the older frail lady came over and locker her arm around mine.

"You know back in the 30's I was a pretty good lover....would you consider?"

Uhhhh" I was just creeped out.

"Yetta leave this poor boy alone."

"Ok fine." she piched my butt.

"Nice" she said as she walked away.

"Sorry about that. Hi I'm Fran Sheffield."

"Hi Freddie" I said shaking her hand. She was a super nice lady.

"Oh honey you've got some smutz there on your cheek" she said taking a napkin out of her purse licking it and wiping my cheek off. Way better than having horny granny pinching my ass.

"Oh the boy is adorable. You know my grand daughter Eve is avaliable. Are you into computers?"

"Yeah I love them!" I said. She pushed me towards Eve's way.

(Niles POV)

I walked over to Sylvia. The plan was working. Fran was right the Fine's are the perfect people for this. I went over to Sylvia.

"Nice work" I said

"Thanks. it's my natural acting ability. I was born with a huge ego." she said as she bent over to get a crumb of cake she dropped on the floor.

"It's not your ego that's huge" I whispered to myself. I went over to CC.

"Now we just need to get Sam and Jonah together."

"I have an idea." Sylvia said running over to Sam.

"Hello Samantha Darling I would like you to meet my grandson. Jonah come over here please."

(Sam's POV)

This overweight lady brought a boy over. He was tall and skinny. He also had brown hair and chocolate brown eyes. He looked like Fran. Something always attracted me to boys with brown eyes. But with him I ididn't feel it. Freddie's the only guy I know that had eyes that can make me feel warm and fuzzy inside. what eww! I don't like him like that.

"Hi my names Jonah" he said putting his hand out.

"Hi my name's Samantha but you can call me Sam. My ex's name is Jonah too."

"Oh awkard huh?"

"Yeah" .I noticed a huge bandage on his arm.

"What happened to your arm?"

"Oh nothing it just that" he said pulling it off revealing a tatto of a horse ut half the horse was lightning.

"Cool. Just wondering why a horse with lighting"

"Symbolizes 2 things about me. I'm strong like a horse but frightning sometimes and fast and flashy like lightning." I laughed at that last comment.

"You want some ham?"

"Sure...but aren't you Jewish?"

"Yeah but we don't care." I smiled as I held his hand and went over to the table with the food.

(Freddie's POV)

I tried to hide from "horny granny" so I went over to this man who had a grey streak in the front part of his hair.

"Excuse me sir are you Maxwell Sheffield?"

"Yes I am" he said shaking my hand.

"I'm a big fan of your brodway productions."

"Oh really what's your favorite?"

"I was a big fan of Yetta's letters."

"Yeah that was our biggest hit."

"But I have a question. How could you turn down cats?"

"Think about it people in cat costumes singing"

"2 words still running"

"Oh there you are!" Yetta found me. She started chasing me around saying "come on give me what I paid for." Until I ran into this girl about my age. She had straight brown hair and blue eyes.

"Yetta stop chasing him. I told you grandpa's over there"

"Oh ok thank you. Come here you" she walked away.

"Sorry about Yetta. She's 98 and hopelessly confused"

"Wow 98?"

"Yeah. She thought my laptop was a ufo."

"Oh what kind of laptop do you have?"

"A dell"

"I have a divaglio"

"Oh those are suppose to be the best. How'd you afford one?"

"I ran into a little money a while ago." Soon we started talking about flash drives and all the other tech stuff I couldn't talk about with Carly or Sam. I looked into her blue eys. Sadly they didn't give me feeling of protection like Sam's did. Wait what?

(Normal POV)

"Oh I've gotta go now bye" Jonah and Eve said kissing Freddie and Sam's cheeks.

"Wait!" Freddie and Sam said. Jonah and Eve spun around.

"Would you like to go to the groovy smoothie this Saturday at 5?" Sam and Freddie asked.

"Sure" Jonah and Eve replied. They both left. Niles was outside with the rest of the Fines. He found the 2.

"Well?" he asked.

"Both of them asked us out"

"Where?"

"The groovy smoothie this Saturday at 5"

"Perfect Miss Gracie's graduation is that time. Remember what to do?"

"Yup lead them on then turn our phones off and leave them alone together."

"Excellent."

"But one problem Niles"

"What?"

"We neede to make sure they sit together. How are we sure of that."

"I'll call in a favor." I got out my cell phone and dialed the groovy smoothie.

"Hello T-Bo this is Niles listen can you do me a favor and make sure Sam and Freddie sit together?"

"Sure. Do you want any bagels?"

"What No just do that promise."

"Sure...but are you sure you don't" I hung up the phone before he could finish the sentence. Now all we need to do is make sure nothing can fail.