The lights go out on stage.

When they come back on, everyone on stage is just hanging out, chatting in groups. Except for Hazel. Hazel is not there.

"Does anyone know where the hell Hazel is?" Someone asks, having noticed that she's gone. All the forum members stop chatting and look around.

Lumos lets out a big sigh of relief because everyone is on script again. But for how long? Before, it hadn't been such a big deal because the actors had at least kept the story moving forward. However, next time, the whole musical might fall apart.

On stage, the whole cast (so far, minus Hazel) says out loud together in a rhyme sort of way: "We don't know where she is. Maybe she's in hell. Might as well stop looking, or we might disappear as well."

Suddenly, Hazel appears in a puff of smoke because why not? All the other actors turn to look toward the center of the stage, where Hazel is standing. She is magnificent, in all her Hazazel glory. Between her lips is a delicious, sweet cinnamon bun. In her careful, clever hands is a cat from the depths of hell. She is the image of demonic perfection.

She begins to sing:

"Is this a joke?

I can't believe what I see!

A forum like this,

To care so much about me.

I am amazed.

So many friends of mine,

Eternally,

Your souls I shall own.

Forever.

Forgive me, friends!

For I am the owner of the Cinbunzel Caaaaaaaat!"

Don't ask me how, but she manages to sing that while sucking passionately on a cinnamon bun AND holding a demon cat.

"Now THAT is talent!" One of the audience members whisper-shouts to their neighbor.

When Hazel finishes her song, she sighs. "I know you guys care about me, but...were you really about to stop looking for me?"

Ray steps closer to Hazel with a sympathetic expression on her face.

"It's great that you guys wanted to look for me in the first place (i was just in hell btw lol visitin meh cat). Still, you guys have to promise that you'll never abandon me!"

Ray grabs Hazel's hand and their fingers intertwine. "Hazazel, none of us will ever leave you. We're all here for each other."

Hazel and Ray smile at each other.

The audience 'awwwwww's because Rayzel is cute af.