Disclaimer: I don't own death note but i wish i did!

"Are you talking to me?", Light asks. Mello starts heading towards Light.

'Nice going Light, is that all you can think of?' Light scolds himself. Just then he sees L

'SHIT' L starts to struggle even more to distract them. He gets loose and kicks a guy in the groin. Then runs away. The guys follow.

Light starts to get everyone out of the building while L distracts them.

'I'll get L after I get these people out of here.. Thanks L.'

'this will buy him some time to get everyone out..' L thinks. He turns around to see the guys starting to catch up to him. 'I'm just a little kid to them. So threatening them is out of the question.. I can't let them know that I'm L or they might do something.. Oh I have my phone!' L trips a few times and cuts himself but hides in the restroom and waits for them to pass to whip out his phone. He dials a number and rips off the duct tape.

'Ow. FUCK'

Ring ring.

"L? Is that you?" Watari. L puts it on speaker so he can fix a cut he got while tripping on his jeans a few times.

"Yes. I may sound different. That is because I have the appearance of a four year old and I'm stuck hiding in the men's restroom at the mall. The mall was getting robbed but then they started chasing after me for a hostage. They are looking for me and I do not know what to do." Little did L know that there is a guy sneaking in and listening in.

"Oh. I see L. I'm on my way right now. Sit tight. Okay?"

"Oka-"

"wait, you're THE L? As in the greatest detective in the world?" the guy interrupts and comes in and blocks the exit. L whips his head around to look at the guy. It's that Matt guy again.

'damn it.' "No. How absurd. Do I look like him to you?" L argues. Matt starts having this thoughtful look on his face. Like he's trying to solve a really difficult math problem.

"you sound smart but you are really young.. How old are you? Four? Five? Interesting.." he stalks forward.

"You keep your distance!" L backs away but realizes that he is cornered.

"L I'll be there right now. Hang tight. I'm sorry. YOU BETTER STAY AWA-!" Watari directs the last part at the guy.

"Sure sure. Bye now" he smashes the phone and grabs at L to take to the group. L dodges and starts to hyperventilate.

'He's to close..'

Matt grabs L while he's distracted and knocks him out before L was able to do anything.

Mello and his crew are waiting for Matt since he ran off. He wasn't able to catch Light in time.

'Damn bastard escaped... Fucking wuss.' Mello thought.

Then he sees Matt carrying the same little kid from earlier.

'Why the hell did Matt go after the kid? Is he THAT important? He better fucking explain'

"Don't give me that look, Mello. Just wait 'til I explain." Matt says.

"This better be good."

"You'll never guess... This kid. He's L. THE L."

"WHAT? No way! no fucking way! You're just fucking with me." Mello exclaims.

"If I was 'fucking with you' then WHY would I bust my ass trying to catch a FUCKING FOUR YEAR OLD?" Matt yells back, crossing his arms.

"Good point.."

"yeah.. NO SHIT."

"so what? We threaten the police-" Speak of the devil. The police show up.

"GET OUT OF THE MALL WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED!"

Matt, Mello, and the crew just stand there.

"Well... shit." Matt mumbles.

"Hold up." Mello says. "I have a plan." Mello walks to the front door, hides himself behind a wall, dragging L with him. L starts to wake up. He grips L to make L scream.

"We have your precious detective L captive! Do anything and he DIES!" Mello yells.

"If you move, you die. I don't give a shit if you were the queen of England. You better keep your mouth shut and do as I say." Mello whispers to L, his hands gripping L tightly. L shivers. He starts to remember a few things..

"You better keep your mouth shut and do as i say!" Hit.

"You little shit!" Slap.

"Fucking piece of trash. Just like your whore of a mother!" Kick.

"You will always be a useless, waste of space!" He grips L's arms tightly.

"PLEASE STOP!"

"PLEASE STOP!" L screams.

Poor L. xD I feel bad for making him defenseless.

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