We Interrupt this Program

By: The DayDreaming

Theme: Cookies

Warnings: Takes place in KH1. Leon might seem a bit…stupid. Meh. Also mentioning of the KH manga.

Pairing: YuffiexSora

Dedicated to Chaotic Rei for being my first reviewer during my stay in the KH fandom while I've had my withdrawal and writers block from all my other fics.

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Yuffie sniffed the air, smelling the sweet aroma of Aerith's holiday cookies.

Sora sniffed the air as well. Despite the atmosphere being distinctly freezing though not to the point of snow—Yuffie had bet him a thousand munny that it would snow tonight—there was a distinct warmness to the air where a sugary scent wafted around.

Almost hypnotized, Yuffie grabbed his arm and literally dragged him towards the Accessory shop where Aerith usually made her largest batches of sweets.

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Aerith folded her arms across her chest. "Where did all my cookies go?"

Leon lifted his head from a magazine he had been looking at.

"There must have been about a hundred. Now I have to start all over…"

Leon turned back to his magazine though now there was something nagging him in the back of his head.

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Leon's head snapped up from its doze. It had just hit him. Missing cookies.

Where was Yuffie and where was Sora? Sora would be with Yuffie, no worry.

He counted on his fingers.

Yuffie + Sora (who was basically like a shadow around her) + 100 missing cookies ??

He ran out of Cid's shop and nearly had a heart attack at what he saw.

The first district was completely devastated; what was apparently pillow fluff drifted around the ground in clumps. Maple leaves were tied into rings and duct taped on to any and all railings.

The lampposts had light bulbs glued onto them. The midget kid that hung out around the mailbox was now standing in the middle of the district, arms held out wide while holding barren branches, obviously in imitation of a Christmas tree. Off to the side stood the fat man who took up the day standing next to the Accessory shop doors. His body was spray painted red while at random intervals were strips of white and black. A top hat sat lop-sided on his head.

Aerith come out of the Accessory shop and blinked. "Wow. Yuffie and Sora have been busy."

Leon rubbed the bridge of his nose. "How much sugar did you put in those cookies?"

Aerith gave a bright smile. "Why, six pounds of sugar, like always."

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Yuffie and Sora giggled manically, dazed and half-drunk in their sugar-high state.

"Merry Christmas!" Yuffie giggled as she finished tying a moogle onto a tree, seeing as its pom-pom looked like a giant red bulb.

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Yeah…at the end I got sleepy. When I have sugar in class I get really hyper and do strange things. Yeah, I'm one of those weird people. Not too funny or romantic? I was and am very tired.

I took your suggestion Chaotic Rei, and turned it in to something horrible. I have the power to be crappy while I'm half asleep. People may proceed to shoot me.

Big thanks to Kawaii Eyez for reviewing. Yeah, I love Clouffie, there just isn't enough and personally I think it's much better than Clorith.

Anyways, Clouffie next chapter. The DayDreaming out!