The Legend of Zelda: Link Goes Shopping
After an extremely interesting conversation involving a cat, a monkey, and a chocolate cake, Saria realized that Link had vanished.
"Hey, where'd Link go?" She asked noone in particular.
"You mean that kid in green?" a passerby said. "He shot me with that stupid slingshot and ran into that alley."
"Thank you, mister!" Saria said as she ran into the alley. Saria found Link in a clearing, lying in a heap on the ground. "Link, are you ok!?" she asked. "What the heck happened?"
"It was horrible...they jumped me and ran off with my slingshot!" Link said weakly.
"Link, who did this to you?" Saria asked as Zelda, who finally pulled herself away from her mirror, walked into the clearing.
"Schnauzers," he said. "So many Schnauzers!"
N/A: by the way, just in case your not sure, schnauzers is pronounced shnout-zers.
"Oh you poor thing!" Saria said as Zelda snickered in the background. "Come on, let's go home."
"Hey, what about me!?" Zelda whined.
"Why don't you go find a big stick and shove it up..." Saria started, but then decided better of it. Instead, she just pulled Link along as he said:
"By princess lady!" As they left the castle town, Link remembered something. "The cuccos!"
"Oh no, you're right Link!" Said Saria. "Wow, that was something I never thought I'd say..."
"But how do we get past the cuccos?" Link asked. Just then, Saria noticed a mask shop.
"Maybe there's something we can use in there!" she said hopefully. As soon as they entered, a man who always seemed to be wringing his hands and smiling greeted them.
"Why hello, children!" he said warmly.
"Excuse me sir, do you happen to have a..." then she saw it, a mask that looked like a yellow fox-thing.
"Ah, I see you've found a Keaton mask." the man said expectantly.
"Yeah...how much is it?" Saria asked.
"No charge-yet." the man said. "You have to sell it to someone, then bring the money back to me."
"Right...ok." Saria said as the man took down the mask and handed it to her. "We'll be leaving now." Saria dragged Link out of the mask shop and back to the castle gates. When they got there, Saria put the mask on.
"Hey, why can't I use the mask?" asked an annoyed sounding Link. Ignoring the question, Saria pulled Link into Hyrule field where, to their surprise, not a cucco could be found.
"Well that was a waste of time!" Saria said. "Not only did we go there for nothing, now we have a worthless mask." she said as she hurled the mask back at castle town. As they made their way back to the Kokiri forest, Link saw the same owl as before perched on a sign mounted above a gateway.
"Hey, Saria." Link asked.
"What?" asked Saria.
"Can we go to...L-o-n L-o-n R-a-n-c-h?"
"No." Saria said.
"Ok." Link replied. Once back in the forest, Link and Saria found all the other Kokiri waiting for them.
"And where have you been?" asked Mido accusingly.
"She Made Me Do It!!" Link said as he ran to the safety of his tree house, then fell off again. Ignoring him, the Kokiri turned to Saria as she told them the biggest lie she could make up.
Well, that's my story! I hope you liked it, but I couldn't care less. Please r&r!