How To Use A Keyboard And Learn The Alphabet
Today the yamis start their second day of training. We all know that is going to go well. Epically with the new way Seto has decided to teach. We start where the yamis are all ready here.
Seto came marching in the room wearing camouflage and holding a gun.
"ATTENTION! WELCOME TO BOOT CAMP! YOU WILL CALL ME SARGENT KAIBA! IF ANY OF YOU MISBEHAVE," He shot the floor by each yamis' feet and they started screaming," THAT WILL HAPPEN! NOW WE WILL LEARN HOW TO TYPE ON THE KEYBOARD! YOU KNOW YOUR ALPHABET RIGHT?" The boys looked extremely confused.
"The what?" Kaiba got so mad he took out his machine gun and shot each letter into the ground!
"That is the alphabet!" The yamis now looked unconfused.
"Oh we know what that is. How else would we be able to write our ransom letters for kidnapping Mokuba." Seto shot at their feet for their pure stupidity. He somehow managed not to shoot their heads clean off.
" SINCE IT'S EASTER YOU WILL BE MAKING AN EMAIL TO YUGI, TEA, RYOU, SERENITY, MARIK, AND DAKOTA. I HAVE ALREADY SET UP EMAIL ACCOUNTS FOR YOU."
" YESSSSSSS! We finally get that email thing they were talking about. Now we can plan stuff instantly." Kaiba led them to their computers. The computers were opened to a new message and had the contacts name in them already. Malik finished quickly. His message read:
Hello! Kaiba tells me today is that Easter day you humans celebrate. I heard you eat meat so I am ordering all of you to cook me some camel meat. Leave the fur still on it provides good nutrients.
Love,
Malik Ishtar XD
Bakura finished his message right after Malik's.
Dear people who I wish to stab to death,
I heard it is Easter. Is Easter like Christmas? if it is GET ME SOME FRIGGING KNIVES! Ryou took mine and now Malik and I cannot hunt for the meat.
Love,
Bakura :p
Yami was the last one to finish his message.
Hi!
Whooooa
This is a spa downtown
Whooooa
Items are falling down
Spa Spa Spa Spa Spa
Spa Spa Spa Spa Spa
They are in a spa
They are in spa machines
Spa Spa Spa Spa Spa
Spa Spa Spa Spa Spa
They are in a spa
And now their hair is green
I'm in a mirror
And I'm in a bath
The main characters
They are making you laugh
And now we cut
BYE!
*Meanwhile at Marik's home with the whole gang*
" DON'T GIVE HIM CAMEL MEAT!"
" NO BUTING BAKURA KNIVES! HE'D KILL US ALL!"
"YAMI SHOULD GO TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL!"
(A/N) Thanks for all the good compliments! Sorry I deleted my other story, I just couldn't find the way to get a really good chapter out of episode three. If you guys wanna give me some story ideas that would be great! I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh normal or abridged. That goes for the whole story. Reviews!